shit shit shit (518 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.29 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by sealclubber (View user info) at 2004-08-20 21:35:08 EDT
Some of my friends just paid me 10 bucks to chug a 40 of Budweiser without stopping to breathe. The thing is, I'm suppoesed to meet my girlfriend's parents for the first time tonight. I'm hoping not to be too buzzed when I meet them. What should I do? Act like I'm sick? Try to get them to party with us? I don't want them to think I'm and "irresponsible" date for their daughter.
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Submitted by 01011010 (user info) at 2004-08-22 04:21:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That guy who got slapped by Hogan is right.
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-08-22 03:54:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 just because this post gave me the opportunity to read Matt's response
Submitted by Ex_Lux_Astrum (user info) at 2004-08-22 03:41:13 EDT (#)
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Hmmm....I definitely think acting sick is the way to go. After idling chatting with her parents, double over in feigned agony, drop your pants, and take a huge dump on their berber carpet....that'll prove you're not feeling well.
Dr. Dorkus McDickwipe has spoken................
Submitted by Pooz (user info) at 2004-08-22 03:25:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sealclubber (user info) at 2004-08-22 00:56:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
How in the HOLY FUCK can anybody watch this kind of shit???!!!!! Much less even make it!!!?????
Submitted by now_thats_doom (user info) at 2004-08-21 05:24:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You iiiiiidiot.
Submitted by HatMan (user info) at 2004-08-21 00:21:49 EDT (#)
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I have to quote it too.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-08-20 22:56:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
I bet you feel like a cool guy about now. Man, you must have gigantic balls to chug a 40 without stopping to breathe! And hopefully you won't be too 'buzzed' as opposed to 'completely fucking plastered', right? And you have a girlfriend? Golly-gee-whiz, every night I can only dream of what a vagina might look like. I envy you.
You are so cool.
+2 for the cool guy.
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Best. Response. Ever.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-08-21 00:21:12 EDT (#)
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i've done that whith whiksy. Just keep it cool, it'll gve you confodence to chat. be mr 'i'm really nice'
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-21 00:06:02 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-08-21 00:02:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-08-20 22:56:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
I bet you feel like a cool guy about now. Man, you must have gigantic balls to chug a 40 without stopping to breathe! And hopefully you won't be too 'buzzed' as opposed to 'completely fucking plastered', right? And you have a girlfriend? Golly-gee-whiz, every night I can only dream of what a vagina might look like. I envy you.
You are so cool.
+2 for the cool guy.
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Fucking beautiful man.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-08-20 22:56:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I bet you feel like a cool guy about now. Man, you must have gigantic balls to chug a 40 without stopping to breathe! And hopefully you won't be too 'buzzed' as opposed to 'completely fucking plastered', right? And you have a girlfriend? Golly-gee-whiz, every night I can only dream of what a vagina might look like. I envy you.
You are so cool.
+2 for the cool guy.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-08-20 22:49:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-08-20 22:42:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
drink more
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2004-08-20 22:37:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What everybody else said.
Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-08-20 22:27:14 EDT (#)
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tie your shoes around your neck, then when you get to her house, run around in circles complaining that you can't find your shoes, and then run into a wall or other blunt object and collapse on the ground. surefire way out of this mess. :)
Submitted by dudette (user info) at 2004-08-20 21:50:18 EDT (#)
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What Val said.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-20 21:43:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck off. You're too irresponsible to date anyone's daughter.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-08-20 21:39:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Here's what you do:
1) go read this http://www.ubersite.com/m/42385
2) rate it
3) drink somemore so you won't know that you make a complete ass of yourself when you meet her parents
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-20 21:36:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this would be a negative 2 if not for your username