A Public Death (645 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.16 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Schwarzes_Glas (View user info) at 2004-08-20 21:48:49 EDT
It is my opinion, that the following groups of people should suffer a public, fiery death.
-People who use IMacs.
-People who shop at thrift stores.
-Anyone who drives a Toyota Echo.
-Kiss Fans.
-Sammy Hagar fans.
-U2 and Sting.
-Artists like Carlos Santana, and Jimmy Page (The Puff Daddy "Kashmir" desecration was unforgivable).
-Dave Matthews fans.
-ALL Minivan owners. Not just soccer moms anymore. Minivans.
-Bill collectors.
-Anyone who has said "Irrigardless."
-Any college student that has acquired this mysterious new accent (examples include "Khlaas" for "Class," "Oxccent" for "Accent," "Khalifor-nya for California").
-Real estate salesman.
-People with full voicemails.
-People who don't like it JUST because it's commercial.
-People who like it ONLY because it's obscure.
-People who like them once they're dead.
-Straight girls who fuck with women.
-Grown men who wear youthful styles.
-Ray Manzarek.
-Large, slow walking black women.
-Anyone who has ever said "I like (all) foreign films."
-Anarchists.
-Girls that drool over an accent.
-Anyone with more than three cats.
-Anyone who still doesn't understand why Columbine happened.
-Short men.
-People who love to tell you that they like to read.
-Controlling boyfriends.
-The new "common men" that appear on commercials.
-Blockbuster clerks who give their opinion on your purchase.
-Anyone who sincerely laughs at at least one of the following:
Geico Commercials
That 70s Show
Kevin Smith/View Askew movies (bring the -2 train)
-Anyone who informs you about a suicidal/depressive incident within the first month of meeting them.
-People who talk about their dreams.
-Talkative gas station attendents.
-Female gas station attendents.
-Anyone who has ever said the words "Indy Rock" to describe a genre of music.
User Reviews
Submitted by Chang <chang.at.chang.com> at 2004-08-21 21:21:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Incredible! It's like you're reading my freakin' mind! I HATE blockbuster clerks that comment on all your selections. But, I think you should have extended the slow walker thing to include people of all genders, races, and weights. No matter who it is, slow walkers really piss me off.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-08-21 10:26:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This list covers just about everyone in North America. Uh...yikes. The whole iMac thing though...those things are fucking stupid.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2004-08-21 01:04:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
INDIE rock consists of bands on an independent record label.
INDY rock consists of bands from Indianapolis (or Indiana in general).
And add "Lame n00bs who think we care" to your list of people who should die.
Submitted by Schwarzes_Glas (user info) at 2004-08-21 00:50:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Excellent.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-21 00:47:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you.
Submitted by dreadnaught_X (user info) at 2004-08-21 00:35:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How else do you pronounce California other than "Khalifor-nya"? Caelihfernya? and Ray Manzarek kicks ass. Long live the Doors (except Jim Morrison).
Submitted by cwl989 (user info) at 2004-08-21 00:21:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You should really find something more productive to do with your time.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 00:09:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
- you.
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-08-21 00:00:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
- assholes that think they deserve to have an opinion.
Submitted by vajokki (user info) at 2004-08-20 23:39:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I agree with most.
But Thrift stores are great.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-08-20 23:36:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Crap
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-08-20 23:28:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
"-Blockbuster clerks who give their opinion on your purchase."
Hey that's me! I Agreed with most of these tho, which had you at a solid zero. The shot at me and my fellow movie clerking brethren took one away tho. And next time, put them all into a more interesting thing than just a list.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-08-20 23:20:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Girls that drool over an accent"...that's me. throw me in the fire.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-20 23:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is one of the worst posts Ive ever read. Wow you pathetic peice of shit. Couldnt you have atleast thought of a more original way to do this?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-08-20 22:57:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't be dissing the straight girls for having sex with women!
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-08-20 22:56:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
not even if i was drunk
would i of given ya more than -1
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-20 22:48:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
some i agree with...
some fit my despcrition.. you want me to die????
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-20 22:29:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No.
Submitted by Schwarzes_Glas (user info) at 2004-08-20 22:24:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I find it ridiculous to label a form of music off financial status. Can you name a band that WASN'T indY at one time or another? Weren't they all?
I have no respect for you.
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-08-20 22:23:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
indy rock
Submitted by ofMontreal (user info) at 2004-08-20 22:12:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
indie rock you mean? indie rock means its rock in an INDEPENDANT RECORD LABEL. what the fuck is wrong with indie? i listen to indie. i shop at thrift stores, yet i dont bitch about jocks, stoners, and other social groups. and what the fuck are you doing here? youre not funny or clever in any way whatsoever.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-08-20 22:12:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-20 21:52:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I would say
- anyone who posts a shit list about something way overdone
.....
But that would be cliché, wouldn't it?