Yeah? Well, here's MY phone number !! (18421 hits)
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Submitted by harmlessness (View user info) at 2004-08-21 00:35:28 EDT
I know what you're all thinking.
"What a fucking hitwhore!"
Yes, I'm a hitwhore.
Leave some wierd, fucked up messages on my voicemail. I may or may not answer, depending on how much your phone number chaps my.. uhh.. lips.
I'm so going to get a million -2s for this.
1-302-245-3247
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Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-12-01 23:56:22 EST (#)
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holy fuck, bart.
did you fuck up and put this somewhere on B@W or something?
I can't see it on there.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-11-30 21:02:08 EST (#)
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Wow...
Balsy.
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-11-30 20:56:23 EST (#)
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16000!? What the fuck!?
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-28 23:25:25 EST (#)
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holy shit... +10000 hits
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-06 19:45:01 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/40455 - Lindsay Lohan completely fucking naked!
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-26 17:59:59 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about Titan_lad
User id: 11602
Registered on or around: 2004-08-26 02:20:57
# Messages posted: 4
# Reviews written: 5
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 30
# Hits: 277
Average rating of all messages: -0.69
Hey, Titan_lad.
Isn't it odd that this post got about twenty times the hits that all of your posts combined accumulated?
Submitted by Titan_lad (user info) at 2004-08-26 04:12:15 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-25 17:29:14 EDT (#)
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baahhah
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-08-25 17:16:29 EDT (#)
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Here, have some random heat, courtesy of me.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-25 16:29:13 EDT (#)
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haha
I love you.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-25 16:26:07 EDT (#)
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oops
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-25 16:19:51 EDT (#)
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ChickenTaco is AvrilLaPete.
Munkey, why the -2?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-25 12:45:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ChickenTaco (user info) at 2004-08-24 22:06:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
Damn, you fucking suck! I read most of your posts, like your latest poser post with your phone number, and your piece of shit about the tardfellas. I can't believe how much bullshit I just read. I got an idea, how about instead of writing all this bullshit on this site, why don't you make more use of your time and kill yourself? Then maybe you'd make interesting posts, and not bore the shit out of all of us.
FUCK OFF AND DIE!
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speak for yourself, fucktard
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-08-25 03:30:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything you ever wanted to know about ChickenTaco
User id: 11566
Registered on or around: 2004-08-24 22:00:04
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Who the hell is that guy?
Submitted by seppuku_disaster (user info) at 2004-08-24 22:16:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ChickenTaco (user info) at 2004-08-24 22:06:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Damn, you fucking suck! I read most of your posts, like your latest poser post with your phone number, and your piece of shit about the tardfellas. I can't believe how much bullshit I just read. I got an idea, how about instead of writing all this bullshit on this site, why don't you make more use of your time and kill yourself? Then maybe you'd make interesting posts, and not bore the shit out of all of us.
FUCK OFF AND DIE!
Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-08-24 21:18:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
just because.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-24 18:11:19 EDT (#)
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holy fuck
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-24 16:07:04 EDT (#)
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I left you a kitty song
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-23 23:27:29 EDT (#)
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bahahaha Jan
[23:20:52] harmlessness: fuckin youngass mofo padawan
[23:20:53] rentsregkire: not yet
[23:20:58] rentsregkire: yungass?
[23:21:01] rentsregkire: im older than yuo
[23:21:10] harmlessness: bullshit
[23:21:17] harmlessness: I'm infinite-thousand years old.
[23:21:36] rentsregkire: fuck that
[23:21:42] rentsregkire: infinite thousand?
[23:21:57] rentsregkire: im infinite billion
[23:22:15] harmlessness: I'm one more than you are, no matter what number you choose.
[23:22:32] rentsregkire: fine, but my penis is bigger
[23:22:43] rentsregkire: no matter what you say
[23:22:46] rentsregkire: it's just a fact
[23:22:53] harmlessness: my penis is one inch longer than any number you say yours is.
[23:23:02] rentsregkire: too late
[23:23:04] rentsregkire: i already called that
[23:23:30] harmlessness: no
[23:23:31] harmlessness: you didn't
[23:23:35] harmlessness: you just said "bigger"
[23:23:36] rentsregkire: yes i did
[23:23:45] rentsregkire: i said its longer than you and thats a fact no matter what you say
[23:23:46] harmlessness: so mine is one inch longer than "bigger than mine"
[23:24:10] rentsregkire: how the fuck is that physically possible?
[23:24:26] harmlessness: You're in my world now, kiddo.
[23:24:37] rentsregkire: kiddo?
[23:24:42] rentsregkire: dont start this shit again
[23:24:50] harmlessness: Meeedget!
[23:24:58] rentsregkire: well, yes
[23:25:00] rentsregkire: i'm asian
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-23 22:21:54 EDT (#)
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By the way, I think your name has officially been taken out of the Heat equation.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-23 20:42:35 EDT (#)
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sped:
I had my phone on loudspeaker and the customers heard "HAR HAR PEENER!"
Well, woo!
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-08-23 12:49:45 EDT (#)
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im just helping cause this is fucking heat hottness
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-08-23 12:22:40 EDT (#)
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Tim, you fucking hitwhore.
Did you get my message?
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-23 08:49:55 EDT (#)
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Actually fluff, I don't have an excuse for heating my post over and over.
Other than that guy who replied with "Stop heating your own post."
Now that pissed me off.
For future reference:
Fuck off.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-08-23 07:48:28 EDT (#)
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Wow. Children at play. Exciting. No really. What's that about? Does that somehow make you feel better? Spending your time like this? You're just sad morons.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-23 01:46:03 EDT (#)
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NOOO!!!!! Val, you CAN'T leave!
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-23 01:44:11 EDT (#)
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hahah
Submitted by ofMontreal (user info) at 2004-08-23 01:36:36 EDT (#)
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wow...451 reviews and 257 heat...
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-23 01:30:45 EDT (#)
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method has the best voice ever.
you're all sick.
i'm leaving uber forever.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-23 01:22:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, Val's voice is like the PINNACLE of uberhotness.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-23 00:54:39 EDT (#)
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Someone bring me beer
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-08-23 00:46:14 EDT (#)
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Fuck I'm bored.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-23 00:43:02 EDT (#)
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NO! You hung up on ME! Why would I hang up on such a hot easy-to-masturbate-to voice?!
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-23 00:39:05 EDT (#)
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I was talking about my icecream and you hung up on me.
You bitch!
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-23 00:19:14 EDT (#)
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slypher:
val's voice is hot.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-08-23 00:10:00 EDT (#)
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Why does this have so many reviews?
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-23 00:07:34 EDT (#)
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Val,, your my buddy to the Nth degree.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:59:01 EDT (#)
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it's official: slypher kicksass
you would have had so much fun at ubercon
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:58:03 EDT (#)
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I love munkey and val!!
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:54:17 EDT (#)
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Dude, that was such a fucking blast.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:46:02 EDT (#)
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YAY!!
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:45:45 EDT (#)
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I do?
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:44:35 EDT (#)
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you hung UP on me
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:44:21 EDT (#)
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AHAHAHAHA he does have an awesome laugh!!
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:38:32 EDT (#)
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you have the best laugh
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:31:52 EDT (#)
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WHHOOOOOOOO!!!!
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:31:23 EDT (#)
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I am talking to you right now.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:30:36 EDT (#)
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VAL.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:30:07 EDT (#)
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Dammit, munkey, my parents are very old and fragile as of this moment.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:29:20 EDT (#)
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VAAALLLL....CCCAAAAaalllllll......MMMMMMMEeeeeeeeee......
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:28:54 EDT (#)
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you called the wrong number then, my phone is right here foooorrrrrrrrrrrrr rizzle
jigga wut?
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:28:41 EDT (#)
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You call me, dammit.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:27:02 EDT (#)
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No aaaaaaanssweeeeerrr....
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:26:49 EDT (#)
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Dude, Val, I am calling you right now, dammit.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:26:30 EDT (#)
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haha.. is that your parents phone? i may put that in my uber phone book to
call when i am fucked up...
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:24:09 EDT (#)
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Pleeeaaaassseee???
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:23:54 EDT (#)
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Orgasm on my phone, munkey.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:22:42 EDT (#)
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you know, you people really disappoint me.
i get NO calls?
what the gay?
Oh man, some guy on the uber duo post just called me an attention grabbing lunatic.
Awesome.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:22:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is anyone gonna call me?
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:22:26 EDT (#)
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Send post haste.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:22:05 EDT (#)
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Dude, munkey, am awaiting pictures.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:21:38 EDT (#)
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Guess so.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:21:10 EDT (#)
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Holy shit, did I just do that?
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:20:59 EDT (#)
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1-707-337-6231
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:20:43 EDT (#)
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i don't have a mean bone in my body.
i do, however, have a boner.
does that count?
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:20:37 EDT (#)
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One of you call me.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:19:42 EDT (#)
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!
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:19:29 EDT (#)
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K
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:19:16 EDT (#)
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U
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:19:11 EDT (#)
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F
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:19:00 EDT (#)
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JESUS OF FUCKALLL THINGS WITH HIS WHORE OF A FUCKING MOTHER MARY!!!
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:18:27 EDT (#)
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OH FUCK, IT'S BLEEDING!!!
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:18:12 EDT (#)
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FUUUUUCCCKKKK, I JUST BIT THE SHIT OUT OF MY TONGUE!!!!
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:17:29 EDT (#)
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I like this, MY name should be heater, not that other fag.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:17:15 EDT (#)
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Val be mean? No way! She's a sweetie.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:16:52 EDT (#)
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I feel like throwing on some Van Halen and rocking the fuck out.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:16:08 EDT (#)
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Man, life is so pointless and stuff.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:15:44 EDT (#)
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Look it the fuck up.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:15:32 EDT (#)
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Thaaaat's right, I said "acerbic:.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:15:08 EDT (#)
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My acerbic wit is wasted on the like of you.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:14:52 EDT (#)
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Of course you don;t, your a fucking moron.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:14:29 EDT (#)
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Get it?
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:14:14 EDT (#)
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But I'm stupid for saying that.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:13:56 EDT (#)
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I think I have low self esteem.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:13:35 EDT (#)
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Hey, munkey, I will toooootally +2 everything you have after I;m done wiht this shite.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:13:08 EDT (#)
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But I;m too afraid of rejection.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:12:28 EDT (#)
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Well, she would probably not be.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:12:05 EDT (#)
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I would call Val, but I;m afraid she would be mean.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:11:50 EDT (#)
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And yes, that's right, When I get a boner, my penis grows another head.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:11:27 EDT (#)
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ZZZZIIINNNNGG!!!
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:11:18 EDT (#)
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In Utah.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:11:10 EDT (#)
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I am perfectly legal, toots.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:08:29 EDT (#)
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(After nekkid munkey pictures)
8==================>>
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:07:59 EDT (#)
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(Before nekkid munkey pictures)
8-->
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:07:31 EDT (#)
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All they're ever used for a penii.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:07:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:05:07 (#)
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908 783 5810 <- my number
i;m bored
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IM people. I am sure there are plenty of guys on you could talk to...
I would call yeah but I am pretty boring on the phone.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:07:09 EDT (#)
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What the hell are these symbols for, any ways? <><><><><><>
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:06:33 EDT (#)
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<I AM GOD>
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:05:57 EDT (#)
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Dude, I am a friggin genius, I made the alphabet into a friggin conversation.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:05:49 EDT (#)
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slypher.. how old are you? you're prolly jail bait
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:05:25 EDT (#)
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Hell yeah.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:05:16 EDT (#)
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I'm A MUSHROOM CLOUD LAYIN MOTHER FUCKER, MOTHERFUCKER!!!
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:05:07 EDT (#)
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908 783 5810 <- my number
i;m bored
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:04:51 EDT (#)
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Pulp Fiction, for all you morons out there.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:04:38 EDT (#)
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I love that movie.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:04:27 EDT (#)
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"Zed's dead"
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:04:08 EDT (#)
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YOU!! MY SPLIT PERSONALITY!! SHUT UP!!
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:03:52 EDT (#)
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Xactly my point!!!!
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:03:25 EDT (#)
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Well, I have no idea wha the hell I'm saying anymore.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:03:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Omnivexed (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:25:43 (#)
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More like two thirds of the replies are from him, if not more. Stop heating your own post.
-2 DIE, you commie bastard!
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:02:54 EDT (#)
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Vell, this girl vas a slut, and she immediately said "Vat time?"
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:02:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:00:22 (#)
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Perhaps I could get nekkid pictures, munkey?
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go back and +2 all of my posts and we can negotiate
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:02:15 EDT (#)
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U know, in the "BLOW ME, YOU BITCH" kinda way?
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:01:52 EDT (#)
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Today I asked a chick to blow me.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:01:32 EDT (#)
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Sooooooo...
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:01:08 EDT (#)
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Really, though, I;ll show you mine if you show me yours.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:01:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Omnivexed (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:25:43 (#)
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More like two thirds of the replies are from him, if not more. Stop heating your own post.
Thank THAT fucker for this re-heating.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:00:42 EDT (#)
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Quiet down, penis! She might not say yes!
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:00:27 EDT (#)
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ABCs
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:00:22 EDT (#)
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Perhaps I could get nekkid pictures, munkey?
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:59:47 EDT (#)
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Oh! Woe is me.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:59:36 EDT (#)
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Nor have you ever talked to me like civil human beings.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:59:09 EDT (#)
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Many of you have not read a single post of mine.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:58:56 EDT (#)
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MY
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:58:49 EDT (#)
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Look here all you uberers, Pay attention to me.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:58:33 EDT (#)
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know
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:58:28 EDT (#)
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Kool? No, it is not.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:58:14 EDT (#)
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Just look at this crap I;m doing!
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:57:59 EDT (#)
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In no way connected to each other/
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:57:49 EDT (#)
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FUCKERS
reference:
Submitted by Omnivexed (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:25:43 (#)
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More like two thirds of the replies are from him, if not more. Stop heating your own post.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:57:44 EDT (#)
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Hell, my life is nothing but a string of random events.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:57:26 EDT (#)
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God, you stupid whores!
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:57:15 EDT (#)
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You
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:57:06 EDT (#)
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Fucking Tim, stop IMing me when I'm in the middle of shit.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:56:48 EDT (#)
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Now
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:56:37 EDT (#)
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E
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:56:17 EDT (#)
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D
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:55:51 EDT (#)
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C
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:55:45 EDT (#)
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Z
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:55:42 EDT (#)
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B
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:55:36 EDT (#)
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A
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:55:25 EDT (#)
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Oh, who am I kidding? I;m going to do the alphabet too.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:55:18 EDT (#)
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Y
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:55:10 EDT (#)
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You just do the alphabet.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:54:59 EDT (#)
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I talk and share my feelings.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:54:53 EDT (#)
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X
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:54:46 EDT (#)
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You know, I am so much more creative with my spam than you guys.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:54:02 EDT (#)
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W
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:53:43 EDT (#)
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I was in the middle of reading Shandy's R & V series when Timmy boy told me to heat this post.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:53:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:52:21 EDT (#)
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Make it hot.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:52:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:52:09 EDT (#)
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Revolverator.at.earthlink.net
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:51:55 EDT (#)
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Send me one.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:51:54 EDT (#)
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Once again, thank
Submitted by Omnivexed (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:25:43 (#)
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More like two thirds of the replies are from him, if not more. Stop heating your own post.
for this.
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Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:51:38 EDT (#)
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That's a damn shame.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:51:26 EDT (#)
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You know, munkey, I don;t think I have everactually seen a picture of you.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:51:03 EDT (#)
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Sweet.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:50:59 EDT (#)
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Q
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:50:54 EDT (#)
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Hey, so I hear munkeypants is helping out?
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:50:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:49:58 EDT (#)
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He keeps giving me retalitory negative 2's.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:49:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:49:28 EDT (#)
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He;s just a petty freak who doesn;t like anyone.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:49:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:49:06 EDT (#)
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FETISH.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:49:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:48:48 EDT (#)
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You know who I hate?
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:48:38 EDT (#)
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Sooooooo....
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:48:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:48:14 EDT (#)
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Tim got me to do this, I;m not entirely sure why, but hey, i have nothin gbetter to do.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:47:48 EDT (#)
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But back to what I was saying.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:47:35 EDT (#)
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Well, besides the vagina, of course.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:47:33 EDT (#)
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I
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:47:06 EDT (#)
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Theres no one particular place on a womans body that I;m attracted to over the other parts.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:46:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:46:38 EDT (#)
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But you know, in general, I'm an "all-over body" man.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:46:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:45:58 EDT (#)
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I sure am.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:45:48 EDT (#)
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So, who here is an ass man?
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:45:31 EDT (#)
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everybody, thank fuckhole here.
Submitted by Omnivexed (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:25:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
More like two thirds of the replies are from him, if not more. Stop heating your own post.
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Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:45:16 EDT (#)
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I'm going ot be here for awhile, so sit down and read this shit I;m about to type.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:44:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:44:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:44:36 EDT (#)
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Hey there everyone, what's up?
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:44:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:42:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:42:13 EDT (#)
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gfdhgfh
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:40:47 EDT (#)
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STFU NOOB
Submitted by Omnivexed (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:25:43 EDT (#)
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More like two thirds of the replies are from him, if not more. Stop heating your own post.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-22 21:21:00 EDT (#)
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hitwhore
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-22 17:41:37 EDT (#)
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I felt that this was a post that deserved replies from me as well as the uberusers.
Therefore, when someone said something or asked a question, I answered.
And about two-thirds are slypher.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-08-22 17:33:04 EDT (#)
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What about a short summary?
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-08-22 17:30:56 EDT (#)
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Oi StonedSilly.
I haven't read this post. I will. But I just scrolled down the reviews and had to realise that this whole history looks like a chat log. What the hell!... I thought. About one third is from you. Tell me. What's the point?
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2004-08-22 17:28:07 EDT (#)
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I can't believe this is on most heated. . . at the top no less. . .
Submitted by Gizmo (user info) at 2004-08-22 14:28:09 EDT (#)
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If i had phone service i would call you... but give it a few days.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-22 13:01:41 EDT (#)
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Russizm, I live in Frankford, about 20 minutes east of Georgetown.
Submitted by russizm (user info) at 2004-08-22 12:02:51 EDT (#)
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I live in Lincoln, rural area south of Milford.
(small town 20 miles south of Dover)
Submitted by bitch (user info) at 2004-08-22 07:54:49 EDT (#)
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I left the
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES..... TURTLE POWER!
Submitted by Naery (user info) at 2004-08-22 06:30:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
excellent idea.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-22 05:44:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This must be really fucking interesting, cause noone is even on ubersite anymore. My # is 655321.
Submitted by Pooz (user info) at 2004-08-22 03:19:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-08-22 03:08:09 EDT (#)
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Holy Gay Chat Batman!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-22 01:14:23 EDT (#)
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chicken pot
chicken pot
chicken pot... pieeeeee
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-22 01:11:55 EDT (#)
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let me snoke anohter one.. then i will call again and have a real one....
.
what??? yeah.. you heard me, bitch!
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 23:33:04 EDT (#)
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In Spedmonkey's Profile:
harmlessness (11:22:21 PM): I am so naked right now, man
Tom The Uber (11:23:07 PM): Hey, I'm naked too.
Tom The Uber (11:23:09 PM): I'm having my naked time
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-08-21 23:28:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
But the rest of us don't.
Well, I do, but I'm sure that at least three people on Ubersite haven't.
WHAT!???!?
I'm so sorry.
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-08-21 23:20:47 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/42398
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 22:58:36 EDT (#)
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I already know how she sounds when she's really orgasming.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-08-21 22:48:13 EDT (#)
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munkeypants, the job now falls to YOU. Record yourself actually having an orgasm, if that isn't how you sound, and let StonedSilly upload it for comparison.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 22:39:58 EDT (#)
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I'm going to record it tomorrow and upload it to my server then post the link.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-08-21 22:38:03 EDT (#)
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Come on, post munkey's message on Uber! For scientific research purposes, of course.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 22:28:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, Delaware sucks balls.
Unless you have your license.
I live less than a half hour from:
Ocean City
Rehoboth
Bethany
Fenwick Island
So when I get my license I'll be out scoring mad poontang on the beach.
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-08-21 22:26:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, you live in Delaware? Doesn't it suck? All the wooters. Damn wooters.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 22:16:02 EDT (#)
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Munkey, we'll see...
I'm not deleting it, by the way.
Love you!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-21 22:13:56 EDT (#)
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that's not hwat i really sound like when i ccum... delete that
please
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-08-21 22:11:18 EDT (#)
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If I had funds right now, I'd get a pre-paid phone and post the number. Because let's face it- this sounds really amusing. Ah, the internet.
Side note- I wonder if stuff like this happened when they first invented telephone directories?
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-08-21 21:23:06 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/42501
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-08-21 19:08:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 19:05:57 (#)
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munkey.. what?
I assume she's talking about when I IM'd her today singing My Sharona. Incidently, my IM is Uber CATAL (or PaPsterOne, I'm in the midst of changing it to the former) if anyone cares.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 19:08:38 EDT (#)
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CATAL, you're one smart piece of toast.
I still don't understand what she was trying to say.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-08-21 19:06:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-21 19:04:21 (#)
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cant always trust a liar... catal... omg... i never put 2 and 2 together
-2 for dumb me
HAHAHA! It's funnier that way, that you thought it was a stranger. And it's CAN always... Not that it makes a difference, I'm not totally sure what my own name means.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 19:05:57 EDT (#)
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munkey.. what?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-21 19:04:21 EDT (#)
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cant always trust a liar... catal... omg... i never put 2 and 2 together
-2 for dumb me
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 19:01:50 EDT (#)
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Look, don't fucking question me!
You had me laughing so hard that I don't remember what happened.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-08-21 18:59:39 EDT (#)
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Why would you feel down the stairs? Are you blind? Did I blind you? I'm sorry.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 18:58:46 EDT (#)
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ahaha that was awesome. I feel down the stairs because of you.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-08-21 18:50:22 EDT (#)
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yeah
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 18:42:59 EDT (#)
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CATAL, that was you?
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-08-21 18:30:17 EDT (#)
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"It's the song that doesn't end! Yes it goes on and on my friend! Some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they will keep singing it forever just because..."
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 18:15:55 EDT (#)
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holy balls.
someone called me and sang the neverending song.
then snuggles called me and cussed me.
then someone called and moaned very provocatively.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 18:13:49 EDT (#)
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whoa.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-21 18:04:06 EDT (#)
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you didnt answer.. ass
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-08-21 17:19:33 EDT (#)
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You have to be kidding me!! Someone else from Delaware?!
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 17:11:19 EDT (#)
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russizm, where in delaware are you?
Submitted by russizm (user info) at 2004-08-21 16:34:35 EDT (#)
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delaware fo life.
god i hate this state.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 16:16:31 EDT (#)
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HITS HITS HITS
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 15:53:38 EDT (#)
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haha munkey.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-21 15:51:42 EDT (#)
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heeey you copied me then passed me on most heated.
munkey is going to spank you!
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 15:48:37 EDT (#)
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Rizzo, it's hilarious to hear the voicemails these fuckers leave.
Submitted by dirty_gook (user info) at 2004-08-21 15:44:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Munkeypants told me that she'd give me 5 pieces of pez candy if I link my post to all the posts.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/42478
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-21 15:40:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 15:35:00 (#)
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you're fucking crazy.
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Crazy like a fox.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-08-21 15:38:15 EDT (#)
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Why would anyone post their phone number on Ubersite?
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 15:35:00 EDT (#)
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you're fucking crazy.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-21 15:32:35 EDT (#)
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Hope that syphilis works out for you. =D
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-08-21 15:25:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
If I call, I am not talking. I am going to use this: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/kerpal.php
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-21 15:23:18 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah, I was also the frenchman on yours, munkey. You owe me nekkie pictures.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-21 15:22:08 EDT (#)
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Yeah, munkey... on yours I was Homsar, JFK, Frank Sinatra, the beatboxer, Towelie, and the one who left "Yesterday" from the Beatles. Maybe some others I don't remember.
Oh, and I left a song from Southpark on both of yours.
"I've got something in my front pocket for you..."
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-21 15:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was you netprophet? that was freakin awesome. At first i didn't realize it was someone
actually doing that!
call me again!
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 15:02:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
holy shit.
that was cool.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-21 14:59:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 14:52:48 (#)
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Beatbox some more, man
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Erm... kay. Gimme a sec.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 14:52:48 EDT (#)
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Beatbox some more, man
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 14:41:27 EDT (#)
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HOLY SHIT
the numbers are how many calls I've recieved.
that beatboxing was fucking awesome
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 14:40:28 EDT (#)
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Towlie?
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-21 14:39:56 EDT (#)
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What's with the 84, 91?
I'm leaving you another, third one as I write this- a beatbox freestyle similar to the one I left on munkeypants's's's.
Oh, Towelie was me by the way.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-21 14:37:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tim, expect my sexy drunk calling later tonight!
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 14:36:45 EDT (#)
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91.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-21 14:36:25 EDT (#)
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Nope, I was the one who left "look at my funny hat" progressive louder and more retarded.
I left you another one. See if you can guess the new one.
Oh, and I'm not from Wisconsin... after I left my real home number on munkeypants's cell without thinking, I decided it would be better to block my Caller ID with future calls to strangers. =D
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 14:36:08 EDT (#)
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TOWLIE!!!!!!1
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-21 14:33:20 EDT (#)
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I live in Wisconsin, but I haven't called yet. I'm trying to decide what to say...
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 14:28:16 EDT (#)
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Okay, which one of you fuckers is calling from Wisconsin?
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 14:22:32 EDT (#)
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"Hey tim I'm just calling to make sure you're getting teabagged *THUMP THUMP THUMP* Okay, bye. *click*"
was that you?
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 14:17:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
84.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-21 14:16:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You don't get a +2 since I just saw this like a day ago from someone else.
But I did leave a message; try to guess which one is me.
I am so purchasing a prepaid cell phone to do this. It sounds like more fun than a lifetime supply of KY Jelly.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 14:14:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I haven't been fucked like that since pre-school
make that 83 calls.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 13:42:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
DUMBASS!
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-08-21 13:35:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
munkeypants, you've managed to resurrect a very dangerous/disturbing new paradigm.
And for that, I salute you.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-21 13:32:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
copycat!
haha i will call later tonight after 10 drinks and 23 jello shots
my area code is 508 so you will know it is me
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 13:26:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who the fuck called me 12 times in the past 4 minutes?
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-21 13:07:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:28:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
The Loooong Awaited UberCon Collage: Scrolling Involved, So Don't Bitch (Rating: 1.55 on 105 reviews, last by mystiamoon 1 day ago)
Submitted by sunjunkie04 (View user info) at 2004-08-17 00:03:16
Yeah? Well, here's MY phone number !! (Rating: 1.19 on 127 reviews, last by Slypher 3 minutes ago)
Submitted by harmlessness (View user info) at 2004-08-21 00:35:28
I got 127 reviews. in four hours. He got 105 reviews in four days. I should be on most heated.
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Thats because Sunjunkie rules. That is all.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-21 13:05:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No, I want to marry your ass.
Wait, what?
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 12:58:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
whoever that was, I've got an idea.
How about we just elope?
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-21 12:58:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WISCONSIN!
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 12:57:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 12:41:25 EDT (#)
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I got a shitload of messages.
And by a shitload, I mean a whole hell of a lot.
And by messages, I mean very erotic ones.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-08-21 12:33:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the obligatory dick-thump.
I wish I had a penis so I could do that..
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 12:14:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
CATAL, were you the one that said "Hey Tim, I'm just calling to say hi! Oh, I almost forgot the obligatory dick-thump" <THUMP THUMP THUMP> "Okay, bye now."
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-08-21 12:10:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I left a really lame message, I should have thought about what I was gonna say.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 12:01:13 EDT (#)
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I'll give you one that scared me quite a bit:
(Very blatantly homosexual voice)
"Well hell-o, there cutie pantth! My friend here thayth that you have thuch a thcrumthious bubble butt! Okay, tho jutht gimme a ring-a-ling-a-ding-dong when you get the chanthe! Bye nooow!"
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-08-21 11:55:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
As long as the post happens soon- I'm trapped in my house with 6 other people who I don't really like (my family), and I am very bored. I don't know why this information would be any incentive whatsoever for you to write said post, but there it is anyway.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 11:53:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It'll take me a while because a good 3/4 of them had me laughing hard.
I may just compose another post out of them.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-08-21 11:48:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Only 2 people on Uber have my number.. I'm gonna keep it that way for a while.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-08-21 11:46:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice. Any particularly amusing ones that you'd care to share with the rest of us?
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 11:45:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
All in all, I got 81 voice messages last night.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-08-21 11:43:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-08-21 02:35:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
I just totally bored LadyPural to tears.
No you didn't. I was actually quite amused.
What?
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 11:29:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whoever called up and pretended to be Fetish, that wa fucking HILARIOUS!
"Thi-thi-this-this is I_Have_a_K-K-Kristen_F-F-Fetish, y-y-y-ou bastawd!"
A homosexual New Yorker accent with a lisp and a studder.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-08-21 11:28:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahaha! I can call you without paying long-distance charges!
Go Delaware WOO!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-08-21 10:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-21 06:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 05:44:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fort Meyers, Florida.
Seriously, what the fuck?
Did you call me Armblanahdadesh?
Stop breathing into the phone.
What the fuck?
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 05:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fort Meyers, Florida.
Leave a message next time.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 05:29:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey calm down,
there's enough of me to go around!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-21 05:25:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 02:45:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay, I take that Circe comment back.
Any chica that calls and leaves an Eric Cartman-esque message is made for me.
___________
I leave the house and suddenly I don't matter anymore? Fickle bastard.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 05:16:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
say bye-bye to slypher.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 05:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this isn't my doing, but I agree. -2.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 05:01:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Then I was like, "fuck it, man, your on your own now, shit."
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:59:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:54:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He looked upo and then dropped to the grounde in the middle of a friggin HUGE crosswalk.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:54:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, I clogged my cumguard.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:53:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
True story, me and a buddy traveld through Tokyo on our way around the world, and we stopped in the main square thngy.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:52:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I already told Timmy all about my wild escapades with Kristen.
I call her "Muff Bunny."
She calls me Bo Derek.
...weird.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:51:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where else can you get seizures from TV?
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:49:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love the Japanese.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:49:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Like, she kept calling me daddy, and she would moan like she had to take a crap or something.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:48:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But when you FINALLY did, after, like, three weeks, you had this frekay sex with them.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:47:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Like, you had to score with these anime chicks.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:47:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'l tell you guys about this japanese video game i bought, it was cool.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:45:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fine, then, don;pt share.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:42:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know you have them
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:42:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Anyhoo, Val, tell us some of your lesbian experiences.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:41:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It was freaking insane.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:41:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was just sitting there, and I saw through the fog, like that Jane Eyre chiockj weith the gorillas.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tell me thats not really gay.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:39:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Anyhoo, this one time, I saw a dude jacking off to me in the sauna.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:38:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cuz it might have been a little obtuse.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:37:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you wierd motherfucker.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:36:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hope you got the gay joke.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:35:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, then I am toootally staying.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:35:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what?
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:35:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
VAL is reading this?
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:34:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HOLY CRAP!
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:34:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sober.
He's hopped up on morphiene.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:33:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you both drunk right now, or what?
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:31:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OK,this isn;t working, I;m out.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:30:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your'e all retarded.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:29:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Get it? Cuz thy're gay?
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:28:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The Loooong Awaited UberCon Collage: Scrolling Involved, So Don't Bitch (Rating: 1.55 on 105 reviews, last by mystiamoon 1 day ago)
Submitted by sunjunkie04 (View user info) at 2004-08-17 00:03:16
Yeah? Well, here's MY phone number !! (Rating: 1.19 on 127 reviews, last by Slypher 3 minutes ago)
Submitted by harmlessness (View user info) at 2004-08-21 00:35:28
I got 127 reviews. in four hours. He got 105 reviews in four days. I should be on most heated.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:27:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:27:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So, yeah, I do NOT want Fetish, squattail, herpes, or any of those other fags giving me attention/.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:26:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you're a wierd motherfucker.
and this post has more reviews than razor's last post.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:26:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They're attracted to me like moths to a flame.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:25:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, I must give off a gay vibe or something.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm reading AND laughing.
And dying, but that's only because I can't breathe and whatnot. Details, details.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:25:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well if we're both banned it's hard to notice us.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:25:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But not the freaky gay kind.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:24:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As they say, any attention is good attention.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:24:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Someone better fucking notice me for this, dammit.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:23:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
god, I'm going to get lynched AND banned tomorrow.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:23:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, no one knows me.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:23:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But there;s not.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:23:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am. do you feel better now?
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:22:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
[04:14:56] harmlessness: he's writing a fucking novel on my post
[04:15:18] danzigiiii: AHAHAHAHA
[04:16:50] harmlessness: but he's like drunk or something
[04:16:54] harmlessness: so it makes no sense whatsoever
[04:16:56] danzigiiii: dear goid
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:22:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish someone else was reading this and laughing there ass off, that would make me feel better.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:21:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
if you knew his fucking AIM screenname you'd have no problem contacting him.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:21:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking asshole.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:21:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But fuck Bart, he;s mean, and he never answers his "contact" crap.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:20:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, yes, we shall get a banning.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
she has very pouty lips.
very pretty eyes.
Val, I love you.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:18:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, Val is one of those chick names that automatically makes the girl who has it superhot.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:17:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bart's going to ban us both for this.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:17:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh well.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:16:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, TIm, you owe me so fucking big,
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:16:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:16:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha, yeeeaaaaahhh...
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:15:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait, did I say "wolud have done"? I meant, "would do it", hahah, not, likem I DID it or nothin.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:15:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, shut the fuck up, if you saw this chick, you would have done it too.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:14:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait, what?
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:14:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So, I thought to myslef, "OK, bitch, let;s get you drunk so can take advantage of your sweet ass."
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:12:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wonder why?
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:12:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But she brags about drinking a lot.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:12:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But she's all bitchy and mean, won;t give me the time of day.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:11:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This one chick in my school.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:11:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why do I get the feeling I'm going to be lynched tomorrow?
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:11:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, you know who's hot?
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:10:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I man, just trying to be a realist here.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:09:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But, sorry, fat and ugly ones, you should just kill yourselves.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:09:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So, I guess, that mean's there;'s hope for all you average chicks out there.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:08:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And you know, I don;t think I;m that bad looking, in fact, many have told me I have acheived the status of "handsome".
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:07:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no shit?
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:06:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I mean, if a chick is even mildly hot, I'll hit on her.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:05:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Although, you know, I'm not picky, really.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:05:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hitwhore!
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:05:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Especially hot ones.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this is insane
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:04:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love women.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:03:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He's such a fucking -2'ing bastard.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:03:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
christ, dude.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:02:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God, I hate Fetish.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:02:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Especially Fetish.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:01:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You'll all burn in hell
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:01:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking perverts, all of you.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 04:00:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Women only, though.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 03:59:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Spank me.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 03:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
MORALS ARE PROPAGANDA! FUCK THE MORAL OUTCOME OF THE NATION!
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 03:59:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am a dirty boy.,
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 03:58:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I;m sacrificing my morals for a friend.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 03:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, well...
so fucking what?
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 03:58:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Its not like me to do this crap.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 03:57:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don;t know why I;m helping you.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 03:53:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck the free world!
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 03:53:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
propaganda!
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 03:52:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lies
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 03:51:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
there's no way. I reviewed more than that.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-21 03:49:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, only 39 times. Whatever.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 03:48:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
c'mon!
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 03:30:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nonsense!
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-21 03:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
79 Reviews. StonedSilly= about 64. Thats my guess.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 03:23:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And I shall be waiting with lotion nearby.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-21 03:21:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I shall call you this weekend once my cell phone is up and running again.
Oh sweet day!
Submitted by Natalia_Everitt (user info) at 2004-08-21 03:20:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-08-21 03:19:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lalalallala
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 03:18:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
REVIEW MY POST POST MY REVIEW
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 03:04:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha I keep getting these "Private Calls"
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 03:03:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well send me a message because I pressed the wrong damned button.
16
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-08-21 03:03:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i didn't block my number...i'm not completely retarded
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-08-21 03:02:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
k, i added you on msn...how old are you anyway?
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 03:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah yeah, so I fucked the lyrics up.
Ok, and Karen, I know your number so why bother spending 50 cents each time to block the number?
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 02:55:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you're mad I'm on top, wish me down.
If you're mad that I'm right, wish me wrong.
And if you're mad that I'm back, punk, wish me gone.
But after your three wishes,
BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-08-21 02:54:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't forget me. I'm pimptastic.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-21 02:52:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Foiled! I do not have a MSN screen name. That doesn't mean I give up, though. It is my goal to claim all the Uber hotties for myself.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 02:49:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and my MSN name is ECARocker01.at.hotmail.com
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 02:48:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck you, you fucking fucker.
She's mine.
My AIM name is harmlessness.
+2 DIE, DONKEY
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 02:47:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I really need to register a new name.
I grow tired of seeing "StonedSilly" each and every time I review.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-21 02:47:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shes mine, dammit. Gimme an IM, SK. FallingDonkey on AIM.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 02:45:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay, I take that Circe comment back.
Any chica that calls and leaves an Eric Cartman-esque message is made for me.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-08-21 02:45:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah, my voice is pretty annoying i must admit...i probably sound young..because i am...
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 02:44:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh well.
Your turn-ons include accents, so..
When am I getting my blow-job?
I know plenty of crack heads.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-08-21 02:43:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 02:39:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
bahah.
It's 2:30 AM, K, and I was furiously masturbating.
************
hahahh
so, you still have a funny accent
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 02:42:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
[02:39:03] FallingDonkey: Someone hit a bong and coughed like a little bitch?
[02:39:10] harmlessness: yeah
[02:39:16] harmlessness: it was like this
[02:39:47] harmlessness: "BUBBLBUBUUBLBLLBUBUBLBLBUBUB ----- HACKOUGH COUGH COUGH!!! SNURRRRGGHHKKKK COUGH COUGH COUGH!"
[02:39:57] FallingDonkey: AHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHA!
[02:40:07] FallingDonkey: I suggest you call Karen
[02:40:12] FallingDonkey: She sounds hot
[02:40:33] harmlessness: I called her
[02:40:47] FallingDonkey: And?
[02:40:56] harmlessness: she didn't answer
[02:40:57] harmlessness: but
[02:41:03] harmlessness: Circe sounds hotter
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-21 02:39:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-08-17 21:36:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hi, my name is Karen.
I'm 5' 9" 115 lbs
Blondish hair
Greeny blue eyes
I'm a Virgo, so I'm an overly critical, picky, perfectionist.
My jaw cracks really loudly when I eat...i have no idea why
I'm not a very emotional person
I won't eat bagels, cereal, baloney, club sandwiches, or eggs
Turn ons are: Guys with accents...greek guys, guys that smell good, nice hair, intelligence, a sense of humour, a nice smile
Turn offs are: arrogance, guys who say bro every 5 seconds, stupidity, crooked teeth
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Call away, guys. You are SO lucky I rule at posting.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 02:39:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bahah.
It's 2:30 AM, K, and I was furiously masturbating.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 02:38:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
whoever just called me and hit a bong, you coughed an awful lot for the "experienced smoker" you claimed to be before the hit.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-08-21 02:38:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahhaha
you talk funny
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 02:36:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
look at her user info, dork.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-08-21 02:36:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yesssss
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-08-21 02:36:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not calling canada.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-08-21 02:35:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just totally bored LadyPural to tears.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-21 02:35:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you a chick, SPECIALk? I can't remember if you did my Uberpersonal post or not.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-08-21 02:29:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
someone call me!!!
514-892-5658
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 02:29:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Were you masturbating into the phone?
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 02:27:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I want to marry and have your children"
Aww.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 02:22:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
get everyone you know to call me and leave erotic messages!
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-21 02:22:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NOTE: Its more fun to block your number. *67 in the states. Try it. You'll agree. Stalking is an art form, people.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-08-21 02:21:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm bored.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-08-21 02:20:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm lonely again.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 02:19:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I'll suck your dick for a crack rock."
I'm honestly not sure if that was from someone I know or someone I know from uber.
The number didn't show up, I think.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-08-21 02:18:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
indeed i do
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-08-21 02:16:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Right- I might call. At around 3AM. Because... Well... I can.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 02:14:23 EDT (#)
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I didn't know you lived in Quebec.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-08-21 02:12:32 EDT (#)
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hahahhahha..yeah, that was me.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 02:12:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-08-21 02:11:11 (#)
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did you get my message?!
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If that was you, yes.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 02:11:28 EDT (#)
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Okay, who the fuck just called me from area code 514?
"Just maybe, one day, you and I will fall in love!"
You know it.
Circe, call me and do an American impression!
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-08-21 02:11:11 EDT (#)
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did you get my message?!
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-21 02:10:38 EDT (#)
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Everyone needs to call and make creepy gay lisps. I bet that was the creepiest by far. GO NH, WOO!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-21 02:06:47 EDT (#)
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Oh, Matt, but it WAS.
I just masturbate very, very quietly.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-08-21 02:05:48 EDT (#)
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Circe, I know, you begged me to do it, and I gave you all I had. I apologize that it wasn't up to par with your masturbation needs.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-21 02:03:53 EDT (#)
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Matt, unfortunately I can't say the same about your Australian impression. You do make a great choirboy, though.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-21 02:02:56 EDT (#)
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How is the gheysion persuasion treating you?
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-08-21 02:02:37 EDT (#)
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Ask Circe to do an impression of an American! It's damn amazing!
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 01:51:23 EDT (#)
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I'm +2ing myself for whoever called me, played erotic music, and said "I love you."
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 01:44:35 EDT (#)
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SPECIALk:
You're very clever.
Actually, I live in Frankford, Delaware.
My service provider is Close Call America, which uses Verizon lines.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 01:42:19 EDT (#)
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I know who you are, Circe.
God, I was getting antsy. I thought I had an ugly stalker!
Instead, I got a pretty fucking hot stalker!
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-08-21 01:37:45 EDT (#)
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The phone number "(302) 245-3247" is a Georgetown, DE based phone number and the registered carrier is Cellco Partnership Dba Verizon Wireless - De
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-21 01:35:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm giggling like a lobotomy patient here.
It's shameful, really. My immaturity sometimes surprises even me.
The UK? I need to start talking more like the Crocodile Hunter.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-08-21 01:35:50 EDT (#)
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Sublime, you fucking MCI-using bastard.
I refuse to answer to anymore MCI calls.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-21 01:35:35 EDT (#)
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AWSHUM! No phone mubersh here. Jusht shcreen namesh. FallingDonkey on AIM. Peash
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-08-21 01:35:15 EDT (#)
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Matt is a hemmrhoid nibbler
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-08-21 01:35:13 EDT (#)
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I got a couple of calls while I was on the other line, and every time I switched over, there was nothing. I must be using the phone wrong.
Keep calling. I'm lonely.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 01:34:56 EDT (#)
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Okay, UK was a stellar guess.
You're from Au-frickin'-stralia, then.
God, I'm so lost.
And just for you:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 01:31:30 EDT (#)
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I'm scared to answer the phone, Mrs. Random Joe.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 01:28:47 EDT (#)
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how the fuck am I supposed to find someone with the e-mail next to their post that lives in the UK?
I'm not a fucking idiot!
Whoever called from Springfield, Illinois, and blew into the phone repeatedly, well..
what the fuck?
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-08-21 01:23:17 EDT (#)
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be prepared for a.... something, from me.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 01:22:15 EDT (#)
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make that seven.
"unknown caller" #4.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 01:21:12 EDT (#)
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and actually it was six times. three that showed up as "00____" and three that showed up as "unknown caller"
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-08-21 01:20:01 EDT (#)
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412-396-6967
Make me feel speshul
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 01:19:50 EDT (#)
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You're not special until you tell me who the heeby-geeby you are.
I'll bet I know who you are.
And don't give me this suicide crap, either.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-21 01:16:28 EDT (#)
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Awww... so I'm not special anymore? And dude, it was four times at the MOST.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 01:15:10 EDT (#)
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haha, you've called me like six times. I've gotten some twenty-odd messages so far.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 01:12:28 EDT (#)
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what the hell? a six-digit number.
can anyone tell me what country has a six-digit phone number?
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 01:10:06 EDT (#)
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TO THE SAME PERSON (AGAIN):
Yup. I did it again. Mmm.. Accent. Mmm.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 01:04:48 EDT (#)
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TO THAT SAME PERSON:
I masturbated to your voice.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 00:59:45 EDT (#)
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TO THE PERSON WHO JUST CALLED ME AND I PICKED UP:
call again. leave a voicemail. i'm confused. who are you?
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 00:57:50 EDT (#)
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"yeah well my cock is rockin' like spock with a shotgun, i'll mock your focking rock mock my cock"
...
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-08-21 00:52:42 EDT (#)
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You're asking for it, honky.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 00:50:00 EDT (#)
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You guys are fucked up.
TWELVE CALLS AND NO VOICEMAILS?!!?