Random Ratings 2: The Archives (950 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.53 on 29 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by WiKi <wikilikewhoa.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-08-21 10:59:45 EDT
Let's give it another go, shall we? More random ratings for your pleasure:
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Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-04-14 19:43:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ubersite is a bit shit isn't it?
:p
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2000-11-17 16:45:09 (#)
Ranking: 1
Finally got around to reading it...
Definitely funny at parts, but perhaps a bit too much material at once. In the future, I would like to see an entire story dedicated solely to the "Anson Mount".
Elaborating on why you shouldn't make fun of Kevin Spacey would certainly be amusing.
Also, while I did appreciate some of the bitter overtones, I would have liked more bitterness in regards to the following:
1. The French
2. The Scottish
3. Huey Lewis
4. Lesbians
Thank You
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-06-16 16:03:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
DAMN IT JEWBOY YOU MADE ME LOOK!
pretty thoughts, pretty thoughts, bunnies, kittens, flowers
UUUGGGGGHHHHH must drink heavily now
I hope you're happy about turning me into an an alcoholic
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Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-05-12 10:26:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
All I can think to say is "hehehe"
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Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-05-19 17:07:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
Kill the girl. It's the only way. Ritualistic sacrifice probably is your best bet. (Don't forget to not get caught.)
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Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-05-23 04:00:01 (#)
Ranking: 1
-'I may have been born last night, but it wasn't at night'(My little brother actually said this)
-We'll have to grab the bull by the horns of the dillemma.
That part in 'Demolition Man' where Sandra Bullock is talking about Sylvester Stallone fighting Wesley Snipes and she says 'He's matched his meat. You really licked his ass!'
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Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-05-23 15:36:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
"I haven't been fucked like that since gradeschool"
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Submitted by lodnem.at.yahoo.com at 2002-07-23 16:13:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
satan isn't gay, he's just going through an experimental phase.
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Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2003-04-08 21:57:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you get punched in the throat, dirty hippy. -2 is way too much credit to give to steaming pile of poo.
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Submitted by JDiggity (user info) at 2002-07-29 23:57:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
Your dad is a lesbian?
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Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2002-06-24 17:32:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks btw bart
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Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2002-07-01 15:19:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
You realize this is the most popular thing I've ever written?
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Note: Above was in reference to: http://www.ubersite.com/m/3992
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Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-06-24 21:56:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Gold... or should I say Texas Tea?
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Submitted by ItsAlwaysSeven (user info) at 2003-06-02 00:11:38 (#)
Ranking: 1
Sometimes japanese porn is the only thing that can cheer you up.
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Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-06-02 15:23:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
I want to see pics of Hidden in some Bridget Jones 'hello mother' kind of knickers - yeah, get those big white bloomers on! Kinky.
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Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2002-11-19 15:53:26 (#)
Ranking: 1
So, does posting to ubersite count as "actual action" or is just another one of those useless rants you were talking about?
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Submitted by ISuck (user info) at 2002-11-19 16:41:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
Why would the Easter Bunny give you money for teeth?
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2003-09-24 01:20:51 (#)
Ranking: -2
I will breed these hilariously murderous ducks.
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-12-01 20:43:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm seriously hurt and offended by your comments.
Honestly, thats the first time I have ever been insulted on Uber.
You, sir, are a pioneer.
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Submitted by STIXS at 2003-10-02 18:17:31 (#)
Ranking: 1
DEATH ON A STICK...MONKEY WITH RABIES...all of which are funny, but not as funny as your story. Good work, keep up with the satire.
CHRIST HATES EVERYONE
{Please, no one be stupid enough to start a religious propoganda about religion because of my above comment...ill just call you a Nazi if you do :) }
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Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-06-28 13:47:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
Opium
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And for Bart:
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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2003-05-23 13:05:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
i think you look very cool. and you are much more pretty then i am.
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This ends our excellent edition of Random Ratings. Stay tuned next week for part 3..
Oh, and here's the image I got when I searched Google for 'death on a stick':
User Reviews
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-11-05 15:25:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
One year anniversary +2
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-21 19:01:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Much better than the last. Even though they're not your words, +2 for effort.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-21 18:48:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your prize:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/42315#745153
Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2004-08-21 18:37:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I worked my ass off on that line to get to workman #2, then out of the blue, they demoted me to workman #7! AND WHY? BECAUSE I ONLY HAVE SEVEN FINGERS! AHHHHHHHHH! IT'S ALWAYS SEVEN!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-08-21 18:26:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ItsAlwaysSeven (user info) at 2003-06-02 00:11:38 (#)
Ranking: 1
Sometimes japanese porn is the only thing that can cheer you up.
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+2 for that username.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-08-21 16:19:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd like my prize now, thanks.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-21 16:06:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn you, Wiki. Damn you.
Submitted by dirty_gook (user info) at 2004-08-21 15:36:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Munkeypants told me that she'd give me 5 pieces of pez candy if I link my post to all the posts.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/42478
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-08-21 15:22:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Evil_Morg (user info) at 2004-08-21 15:00:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have the same skull shifter in my '92 mustang
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-08-21 14:12:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
jwlmar10: http://www.ubersite.com/m/9416#80540
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-08-21 14:04:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It would be nice if I knew why I said that.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-08-21 14:02:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It made me smile against my will.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-08-21 13:55:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
munkey, this is the earliest comment of yours that I could find:
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-05-11 14:01:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
brilliant!!!
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Who knows.. maybe I'll make Part 3 with a few '04 ratings.
Submitted by ofMontreal (user info) at 2004-08-21 13:47:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this took you 3 hours?? wow
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-21 13:42:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
include me and i will give you a shiny new penny and a sponge bob
pez dispenser.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-08-21 12:28:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jan --
http://www.ubersite.com/m/21876#321822
http://www.ubersite.com/m/21886#321793
http://www.ubersite.com/m/21891#322012
http://www.ubersite.com/m/21492#321801
2 here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/7790#321818
http://www.ubersite.com/m/9265#321995
http://www.ubersite.com/m/21900#322008
http://www.ubersite.com/m/21060#321764
Aha, and THIS beauty:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/21894#321980
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-21 12:08:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sense too.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-21 12:08:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeh and I actually meant you deserve a "prize." That would make more senes.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-21 12:08:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool idea. Now if you can find one of my first replies, you deserve a reply. I know where they are, but I'm not telling you :)
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-08-21 12:00:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Degreeless - I'd be more than happy to put any of those up, but they're far too recent to be in the Archives. I'm looking at any replies from 1999-mid 2003.
OLAS - I love you, sugarmuffin.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-21 11:57:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I still say any one of dirtygook's/stinkyjap's replies are gold.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-08-21 11:48:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DAMN YOU!
Some of those were just begging to be in my collection.
I love you.
Submitted by Vomitoxin_AKA_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2004-08-21 11:41:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
aaahhmj m,
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-08-21 11:21:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It took roughly 3 hours.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-08-21 11:17:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You dug deep into the archives for some of these. How long did this take?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-08-21 11:06:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good times
Submitted by RateBot (user info) at 2004-08-21 11:06:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"I haven't been fucked like that since gradeschool" fight club is plus 1
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-08-21 11:05:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool.