Hell has been reserved...AMERICANS ONLY!!! (633 hits)
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Submitted by <lesryder27.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-08-21 14:10:26 EDT
Look at your fuckin history
you kill an entire race to get the land
you enslave people
you kill your neighbor and fuck their wife and dog
you impregnate your sisters
you orchestrate attacks like 911 to justify and trigger a war against terrorism
by a President who wasnt even elected
to get the oil
that gets the cash
that get the power
which is all you care about.....fuck the lives, fuck the lies, fuck it and them all
just get the cash-power
the rest of us have been exonerated
hell hath conditions
thou must be American!
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-22 06:30:09 EDT (#)
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mmmmmm...........neighbors dog.......*drool*
Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2004-08-22 06:16:47 EDT (#)
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Yep! We did all that and way more!
In fact, we did all that in just a tad over 200 years. Just think what we might be able to accomplish in the next 200. I defy you to name any other sovereign nation that has us beatin time or distance. Many a nation, empire, what-have-you, have tried to do it all. Many have pillaged and plundered, sacked and slaughtered, crucified and crushed; but to what avail? Of those alluded to above, the most noteworthy now seem to be in the position of licking our ass. Huh.
Bad as we may be we still hand out the cash don't we? Send back just one foriegn-aid check and I'll listen to what you have to say. 'Till then, shut the fuck up! Oh yeah... and BUY AMERICAN!!
Michelle
Submitted by Ex_Lux_Astrum (user info) at 2004-08-22 05:38:06 EDT (#)
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Your a ....misogynist and manic depressive...........that's what I've gleaned from reading your shit, you Canadian canker sore. Where there is life, there is dirt....that's america. Atleast we're alive, and not a nation of sterile canucks.. E.S.A.D.
Submitted by dirty_gook (user info) at 2004-08-21 15:32:08 EDT (#)
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Munkeypants told me that she'd give me 5 pieces of pez candy if I link my post to all the posts.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/42478
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-21 15:20:13 EDT (#)
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Is this really the best you can come up with? Snooore.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-08-21 15:16:53 EDT (#)
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Moron.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-21 15:15:32 EDT (#)
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+2 for god chicken posting the denis leary asshole song
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 15:14:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by l-ryd (user info) at 2004-08-21 15:09:29 (#)
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relax
I composed this to stir the pot
i dont believe anything I put here
just stirring
stir
stir
stir
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You can't save face on uber. Oh, no, no you can't.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-08-21 15:11:23 EDT (#)
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Folks
I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me,
About you,
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests,
About that special feelting we get in the cockles of our hearts
Or maybe below the cockles,
Maybe in the sub cockle area,
Maybe in the liver,
Maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon,
We don't know
I'm just a regular joe,
With a regular job.
I'm your average white,
Suburbanite slob.
I like football, and porno, and books about war.
I've got an average house,
With a nice hardwood floor.
My wife, and my job, my kids, and my car,
My feet on the table,
With a Cuban cigar.
But sometimes that just ain't enough,
To keep a man like me interested,
Oh no, no way, uh uhh.
No I gotta go out and have fun,
At someone elses expense,
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah,
I drive really slow,
In the ultra fast lane,
while people, behind me, are going insane.
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, such an asshole)
I use public toilets,
And I piss on the seat,
I walk around in the summer time,
Sayin' "How about this heat?"
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)
Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
While handicapped People, make handicapped faces,
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's a big fucking asshole)
Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song,
Ranting and raving and carring on,
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong.
NAAAHHHHH
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)
You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadaliac Eldarado Convertable,
Hot Pink!
With whale skin hub caps,
An all leather cow interior,
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights.
YEAH!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby,
At 115 miles per hour,
Getting one mile per gallon,
Sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fasioned non-biodegradable styrafoam containers.
And when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers,
I'm gonna wipe my mouth in the American flag,
And then I'm gonna toss the styrafoam containers right out the side,
And there ain't a God damn thing anybody can do about it,
You know why?
'Cause we got the bombs, that's why.
Two words, Nuclear Fucking Weapons OK.
Russia, Germany, Romania,
They can have all the democracy they want.
They can have a big democracy cake,
Walk right through the middle of Tienemen Square,
And it won't make a lick of difference,
Because we got the bombs OK!
John Wayne's not dead,
He's frozen.
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the duke.
And he's gonna be pretty pissed off,
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well multiply that by 15 million times,
That's how pissed off the duke's gonna be.
I'm gonna get the duke,
And John Cassavetes,
And Lee Marvin
And Sam Peckinpah,
And a case of whiskey,
And drive down to Texas,
And,
(hey, Hey, You know you really are an asshole)
Why don't you shut up and sing the song pal,
You know the whole time I thought I was that asshole,
And it turns out it was him,
What an Asshole
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)
A, SS, HO, LE
Everybody,
A, SS, HO, LE
I'm an asshole, and I'm Proud of it!
Submitted by l-ryd (user info) at 2004-08-21 15:09:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
relax
I composed this to stir the pot
i dont believe anything I put here
just stirring
stir
stir
stir
Submitted by X-File (user info) at 2004-08-21 15:05:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Heck, the USA ain't the most popular country on my list either. But this is just a plain piece of crap you've just written.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 15:02:43 EDT (#)
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Fuck you, you fucking fucker.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-08-21 15:01:54 EDT (#)
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This hurts the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-08-21 14:53:35 EDT (#)
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Instead of posting crap like this you should be praying that we don't come and take Canada next, maggot.
Submitted by l-ryd (user info) at 2004-08-21 14:52:48 EDT (#)
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relax
I composed this to stir the pot
i dont believe anything I put here
just stirring
stir
stir
stir
Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-08-21 14:52:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-08-21 14:38:42 (#)
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Ah, a breath of fresh air from a non-uber friend of mine.
"People hate America for making vast generalizations -- or at least, 'I hate a lot of the uninformed ignoramuses (ignorami?) for their level of generalized stupidity.' And here we have some holier-than-thou spouter of canned wisdom making huge assumptions about the American populace"
Brilliant!
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exactly.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-08-21 14:48:13 EDT (#)
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when we do inherit hell we will quickly depose Satan, then charge our engineers with converting the eternal fire into an indispensable energy source that we will then use to barter prime real estate in heaven.
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-08-21 14:38:42 EDT (#)
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Ah, a breath of fresh air from a non-uber friend of mine.
"People hate America for making vast generalizations -- or at least, 'I hate a lot of the uninformed ignoramuses (ignorami?) for their level of generalized stupidity.' And here we have some holier-than-thou spouter of canned wisdom making huge assumptions about the American populace"
Brilliant!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-21 14:37:17 EDT (#)
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Hell is reserved for whoever I choose to send there.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-08-21 14:35:26 EDT (#)
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die.
Submitted by jojojojoan (user info) at 2004-08-21 14:35:10 EDT (#)
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Im an american and I agree with you. But you dont hate americans you hate the american government. Witch most americans hate also, with the exception of the ones that are in power. But I am an american who thinks the war is a crock of shit, we were lied to over and over again and we only have 2 very shitty choices as to who will be our next president. Its like we have to pick the one that doesn't lie the most.
THATS WHY IM VOTING FOR DAVE CHAPELL FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-08-21 14:28:41 EDT (#)
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Haha munkey you had me worried. I didnt think that was sarcasm at first because of the +2. *phew*
Submitted by filmgeek (user info) at 2004-08-21 14:27:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-21 14:25:06 EDT (#)
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you are so right.
Although my family tree didn't start in america until about 70 years ago, I feel sooo guilty
and I accept my part in killing off the natives and bringing down the towers. Because
I live in a house on some land that happens to be in america I am going to hell.
I am so glad you pointed this out to me. Now I shall go about the rest of my life
making reparations to all of those "I" had wronged. And with that I will cleanse my soul
to be prepared for the afterlife
Bless you.
Yeah, right. Get a fucking life you ignorant piece of cumstain.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-08-21 14:24:39 EDT (#)
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That's right. Hell is OURS. And the moon...that's ours, too.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-08-21 14:22:07 EDT (#)
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If you think about it, it was actually British settlers who did half those things. Looks like you are both going to have to share your reservation.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-21 14:19:05 EDT (#)
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What country do you live in? I'm going out on a limb and saying that some atrocities have been commited where you are from. Let me now, and then I will do an unfounded rant on your country.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2004-08-21 14:17:24 EDT (#)
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I think your tinfoil hat is on a little too tight.
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-08-21 14:12:17 EDT (#)
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I didn't even read this. Anyone who generalizes like you have must be a moron.
I live in a country. Does that make ME personally responsible for the actions of those who came before me?
Do you even think before you make your opinions public?
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-21 14:11:59 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-08-21 14:11:32 EDT (#)
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just don't even respond to people like this.