If molesting little boys is wrong, Bart doesn't wanna be right (2136 hits)
Category: Politics -> IraqRating: 0.25 on 57 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Degreeless SUPERQUEEN (View user info) at 2004-08-21 14:47:47 EDT
Now that I got my last post removed, I'm free to post again.
Today started like any other day. I went online, talked to friends and logged off. I ate a burrito for lunch and went to bars, drinking shit. Then I fell asleep.
Then robots came and started taking over the cities. The people fought valiantly, picking up their cats and throwing them at the robots, but to no avail. The robots were too funny. All the cities were renamed "Robonia" and everyone lived happy.
THE END!
User Reviews
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-09-06 23:45:06 EDT (#)
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You left a link to this on my post. I can only assume you desire to establish a link exchange program.
I am happy to reciprocate. http://www.ubersite.com/m/42494
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-24 20:35:44 EDT (#)
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That's easy for you to say, you have no penis.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-08-24 20:26:02 EDT (#)
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Stop pretending to be a girl, douchebag.
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-08-24 20:25:41 EDT (#)
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five words
Big pile of horse shit. But it made me smile for some reason
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-24 20:18:13 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah, another thing. I meant to say "I ate a nigger for lunch". Sorry for the typo.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-24 20:17:41 EDT (#)
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This post ruled!
Submitted by dirty_gook (user info) at 2004-08-23 13:45:57 EDT (#)
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HEHEHEHE
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2004-08-23 10:18:14 EDT (#)
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This was a stupid post.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-21 23:56:56 EDT (#)
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2 for the title.
dear god the chuckling. the bodies. the chuckling.
Submitted by ofMontreal (user info) at 2004-08-21 23:48:37 EDT (#)
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smithstudd you spelled "you suck" wrong you dumbass
Submitted by Smithstudd (user info) at 2004-08-21 22:47:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Smithstudd (user info) at 2004-08-21 22:44:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Smithstudd (user info) at 2004-08-21 22:43:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Smithstudd (user info) at 2004-08-21 22:43:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-21 21:28:33 EDT (#)
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It's kind of sad that after linkwhoring to just about every post on all of Ubersite, this still has only received 465 hits.
Keep reaching for that rainbow.
Submitted by dirty_gook (user info) at 2004-08-21 17:15:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dirty_gook (user info) at 2004-08-21 17:12:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dirty_gook (user info) at 2004-08-21 17:12:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dirty_gook (user info) at 2004-08-21 17:09:33 EDT (#)
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heh
Submitted by dirty_gook (user info) at 2004-08-21 17:01:43 EDT (#)
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Oopth.
Submitted by dirty_gook (user info) at 2004-08-21 16:57:58 EDT (#)
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I love this post.
Submitted by dirty_gook (user info) at 2004-08-21 16:46:27 EDT (#)
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Hello.
Submitted by Smithstudd (user info) at 2004-08-21 16:44:39 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by dirty_gook (user info) at 2004-08-21 16:36:36 EDT (#)
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Yes they do.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-08-21 16:28:26 EDT (#)
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Robots rock the party.
Submitted by dirty_gook (user info) at 2004-08-21 16:20:45 EDT (#)
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You're all chinks.
Submitted by dirty_gook (user info) at 2004-08-21 16:19:46 EDT (#)
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Thanks, bitch.
Submitted by Smithstudd (user info) at 2004-08-21 16:13:25 EDT (#)
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nice link
Submitted by dirty_gook (user info) at 2004-08-21 16:12:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It would've been correct if you'd have said "thanks for linking this to my piece of shit post!" and given this a positive review. But alas, you're retarded.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-21 16:08:12 EDT (#)
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That's for linking this piece of shit to my post.
Submitted by dirty_gook (user info) at 2004-08-21 15:50:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by dirty_gook (user info) at 2004-08-21 15:40:30 EDT (#)
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Fetish, you evil monster. You put an @ symbol in your e-mail, and that disrupts the whole flow of ubersite. Bart should ban you for using @.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-21 15:37:37 EDT (#)
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Hey Bart, what's the big deal about an "@" symbol?
Submitted by dirty_gook (user info) at 2004-08-21 15:37:28 EDT (#)
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Munkeypants told me that she'd give me 5 pieces of pez candy if I link my post to all the posts.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/42478
Submitted by dirty_gook (user info) at 2004-08-21 15:23:33 EDT (#)
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For further reference, the removed post in question can be found here: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1093107188179915651
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-08-21 15:20:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit post...
But great gag you pulled.
Submitted by Bart <attngheymenz> at 2004-08-21 15:20:07 EDT (#)
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I am the king of farts and I approve of this post. I shall ban any and all who oppose my opinion, and any who question my authority shall also be banned. So sayeth the lord almighty, Bart god.
Submitted by Bart <attngheymenz> at 2004-08-21 15:20:06 EDT (#)
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I am the king of farts and I approve of this post. I shall ban any and all who oppose my opinion, and any who question my authority shall also be banned. So sayeth the lord almighty, Bart god.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-08-21 15:19:57 EDT (#)
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When bart says 'crap' it really means 'great'.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-08-21 15:13:14 EDT (#)
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yes, i was fooled.
Submitted by dirty_gook (user info) at 2004-08-21 15:11:54 EDT (#)
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CHING BONG BANG TING TONG SUN WAT?!?
Submitted by dirty_gook (user info) at 2004-08-21 15:11:29 EDT (#)
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And sublime was one of those fooled, I'm sorry to say. It was all in good fun, though.
Submitted by dirty_gook (user info) at 2004-08-21 15:10:58 EDT (#)
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Degreeless_capibara was banned after posting under Razor's nickname. The post was a false UberMadness update and proceeded to fool around 15 people into thinking that the deadline for signing up for UM would be tonight at midnight. Eventually, Razor caught into the gig and called shenanigans and it ended. Then D.C. linked it to his two UM posts and quickly apologized. Then Bart bart locked her account and this account.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-21 15:08:38 EDT (#)
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I didn't realize you were banned before.
What was the post that was removed about?
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-08-21 15:06:59 EDT (#)
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what the hell happened?
Submitted by dirty_gook (user info) at 2004-08-21 14:58:02 EDT (#)
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CHING CHONG POLLYWONG!
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-08-21 14:53:44 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Captain_foamy <asdf> at 2004-08-21 14:53:15 EDT (#)
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I approve of this post
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-21 14:52:26 EDT (#)
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LOL, yes, it is I, Degreeless_capibara, at your service. The poster of wonders such as, "Emerila ain't got nothing on me" and "I fucked a dead nigger in the ass".
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-08-21 14:51:04 EDT (#)
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crud
Submitted by DegreeIess_capibara (user info) at 2004-08-21 14:50:22 EDT (#)
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Looks like Bart's a fast reader. No wonder he graduated from Harvard at the top of the class. What did he take? Advanced science of microology on the hyperflux situational effect of transitional incapacitators with an emphasis on electromagneticism. So am I!
Submitted by DegreeIess_capibara (user info) at 2004-08-21 14:49:04 EDT (#)
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Well if it isn't mister banner himself.
Submitted by DegreeIess_capibara (user info) at 2004-08-21 14:48:44 EDT (#)
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This post has inspired me to become a greater person. Not only was it highly entertaining, but I gained a new perspective on life. Thank you, kind author, you have shown me the light and revealed to me the truth about jews and sand niggers.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-08-21 14:48:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
crap