I would be gay if it didn't involve sex with men. (616 hits)
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Submitted by Sofa_Man (View user info) at 2004-08-21 16:03:41 EDT
without the sex, being gay is kind of like just hanging with your friends. Go to bars, drinking, playing pool and darts, then go home and crash in seperate beds. That sounds like the best relationship I could ever have.
You see bitches, I'm sick and tired of you. You've ruined my shit once too many times and I'm calling it quits. Well, not really. I'm still going to be there trying to get laid, but I'm not gonna have a relationship or anything stupid like that. Don't worry, you don't like romance anyway, you just like the shit you se on movies and T.V. In actuality, you don't want to sit there and listen to how I feel, you just want a good dicking. So today, a playa is born. Love it and leave it, hit it and quit it, lick it and kick it... and I can't think of anymore. So the next time you tell a guy you love him and he tells you to get the fuck out of his apartment, just know it was your sisters who did that to him.
The problem I have with the bitches is that, when I trust them, they exploit that trust. They want to keep on pushing shit until I get sick of it and kick them to the curb. It's not just me, it happens to everyone I know. Women are scandelous, plain and simple. well you can't take advantage of my feelings if I don't feel for you can you bitch?
And what the fuck is up with all the lying? how many of us have heard all that jazz about "I just want a guy who can make me laugh" or "I want a guy who can treat me right". Bullshit. Not that I care that you're a shallow bitch, but just come right out and say it. At least men admit that it's all about tits and ass, why do you have to pretend you care about a guys personality? "Asshole or nice guy it doesn't matter if he has a nice body, or a good amount of money". Is that really so hard to say?
And stop being so fucking catty. I don't care what your friends are doing in their personnal lives, I don't care about what celebrity is fucking what other celebrity. just shut the fuck up. I fucking hate women, and yet I know two months from now I'll be writing a post about how I just met the new love of my life. I'm a retard. Have a nice day.
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-22 01:35:08 EDT (#)
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How long did you stay up last night thinking of this one?
Submitted by RateBot (user info) at 2004-08-22 01:10:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-22 00:39:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CDizzle (user info) at 2004-08-21 21:33:03 EDT (#)
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bill engaval is sub human; none-the-less... bill engeval>you
besides, I think what you're talking about is metro
Submitted by U-232 (user info) at 2004-08-21 21:27:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-08-21 17:19:09 EDT (#)
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Stealing material from a shitty comedian?
That's low, even for you.
Nah, you're capable of much lower.
Submitted by guest at 2004-08-21 16:33:42 EDT (#)
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you stole that right from bill engvall. nice job jackass
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-08-21 16:31:18 EDT (#)
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great job ripping off bill engvall. Fag
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-08-21 16:08:48 EDT (#)
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A little too ranty, plus its been done many times.
Submitted by dirty_gook (user info) at 2004-08-21 16:07:32 EDT (#)
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Munkeypants told me that she'd give me 5 pieces of pez candy if I link my post to all the posts.
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