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Chicks love secrets (900 hits)

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Rating: 1.5 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <lesryder27.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-08-21 16:27:11 EDT


In response to the posts I'read

Chicks love secrets. They love having the unspoken upper-hand. They love doing dirty things in darkness and then arising to the light to kiss your face.
They love have demeaning rough sex with that "friend" they have
the one who seems kinds gay(and therefore harmless)
They love using this term:"I have never cheated!....well once I did and I told him about it the next day.....I just couldnt live with myself"
They love making you look bad in the eyes of their friends so they can recieve the proverbial"You deserve so much better...youre a wonderful person....blah blah" attention.
They love that tickle of the spine when they know youve been decieved and have no idea.
They love blasting you and making you suck up for looking at Britney Spears on tv...meanwhile they have bodily fluids still sticking to them from the carnal sex they ahd before you showed up.
They love not showering before fucking you....after she fucked him
They love the last thing he did was fuck her ass...and the first thing you did was eat her ass.
They love carrying someone else baby and having you support them for as long as they can get away with it.
They love having one guy for sex and one for support.
Chicks love secrets and can cause damage that will echo in your life long after they're gone, your hatred for her will get blasted into your next relationship.
These are the evil things that chicks love so to avoid all this.......GET A WOMAN!!!!

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Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2004-08-21 18:28:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"They love carrying someone else baby and having you support them for as long as they can get away with it."

Hahahaha yeah, chicks love being pregnant for no other reason than to suck your pockets dry.

Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-21 18:05:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah they do, but I love carraige return line feeds.

Try adding some blank lines in between each text line, since you're essentially starting a new idea with each. Posts that are a solid block of text are hard on the eyes.

Submitted by LexLutherin (user info) at 2004-08-21 17:36:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well said.

Submitted by Natalia_everitt920 <Natalia_everitt920.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-08-21 17:35:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I agree.

Submitted by WallFlower (user info) at 2004-08-21 17:34:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hm, my gender sucks, apparently, and not in a good way.

Submitted by l-ryd (user info) at 2004-08-21 17:28:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-21 16:38:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Get a sterile woman, that's for sure.

Submitted by dirty_gook (user info) at 2004-08-21 16:32:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Munkeypants told me that she'd give me 5 pieces of pez candy if I link my post to all the posts.

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