Test your marrige with one easy question (1003 hits)
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Submitted by wangtoast_intollerant (View user info) at 2004-08-21 17:16:42 EDT
ask your wife "who's making dinner tonight?"
if it takes her longer than two seconds to say "i am"...you need a divorce
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Submitted by Haggard (user info) at 2005-06-08 15:56:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-08 15:49:40 EDT (#)
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Here's how it turned out for me...
Me- "Honey, what's for dinner..one onethousand two onethousand"
Her- <Hits me with Cast Iron Skillet>
Nope, didn't work well
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-06-08 15:46:19 EDT (#)
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That's right. Just you keep on masturbating.
Don't you worry about getting a woman.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-06-08 15:45:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by absolutzero (user info) at 2005-06-08 15:45:25 EDT (#)
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oG kcuF flesruoY
Decipher to get a Divorce.
Shitbag !! What makes u think that this was even close to funny?
U murdered humor. You are one of those reasons why we have AIDS on this planet.
Wait, are u AIDS ?
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-06-08 15:42:52 EDT (#)
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Dumbass. Enjoy your old age....ALONE.....
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-08 15:29:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-08 08:45:14 EDT (#)
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Crap
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-07 06:30:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2004-09-16 15:40:54 EDT (#)
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wow that was stupid
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-09-16 15:40:48 EDT (#)
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HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!
SEXISM IS FUNNNY!!!
Fucking Cocklips.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-16 15:32:23 EDT (#)
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You're a virgin, aren't you?
Submitted by LymeDisease (user info) at 2004-09-16 15:27:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish_ (user info) at 2004-08-25 20:08:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Irishcocacola (user info) at 2004-08-22 14:09:21 EDT (#)
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Dude, I want to be a housedad. Thats right!
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-08-22 13:06:11 EDT (#)
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You don't need a divorce. A nice backhanded slap will do just fine.
Submitted by now_thats_doom (user info) at 2004-08-22 01:35:05 EDT (#)
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That was just dumb. In other news, munkeypants' comment was awesome.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-22 01:17:19 EDT (#)
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This is doopid. what are you a retard? are you Retardo Man? do
you wear a red cape and a blue suit with a big "R" on it?
I have seen squooshed skunks on the road that are more amusing than this
i have no clue.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-21 22:50:37 EDT (#)
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You should talk to that Hitler guy.
no really, Adolf Hitler on Uber
Submitted by Sofa_Queen (user info) at 2004-08-21 22:39:55 EDT (#)
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Nice point, but I also enjoy cooking. Besides, I can cook better than like 90% of the women out there. A much better question would be "Who's sucking my dick tonight while I watch adult swim?"
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-21 22:33:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-08-21 22:25:11 EDT (#)
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you're a virgin aren't you
Submitted by Smithstudd (user info) at 2004-08-21 18:30:29 EDT (#)
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aweaome
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-08-21 18:22:18 EDT (#)
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great post, but fuck anyone with "toast" in their nick.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-21 17:43:25 EDT (#)
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I cook all the time, and like to... Having someone cook me dinner isn't a high priority.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-21 17:28:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WallFlower (user info) at 2004-08-21 17:27:53 EDT (#)
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marrige?
Submitted by dirty_gook (user info) at 2004-08-21 17:20:37 EDT (#)
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Munkeypants told me that she'd give me 5 pieces of pez candy if I link my post to all the posts.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/42478
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-08-21 17:18:10 EDT (#)
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