NetProphet Behind Closed Doors (1299 hits)
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Submitted by Fetish hasn't put Lojope's name here recently! (View user info) at 2004-08-21 18:18:57 EDT
NetProphet would like you to think that this is him: http://www.ubersite.com/m/42494
If we look behind closed doors, we see the true crossdressing NetProphet.
User Reviews
Submitted by ProgramGeek (user info) at 2005-06-22 14:21:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by equaIizer (user info) at 2004-10-21 22:43:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Equalized! 4527898
Submitted by EricRice (user info) at 2004-10-17 23:37:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will defend, to your death, my right to my opinion.
Submitted by stevendurle (user info) at 2004-10-17 18:02:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Milk is good for you. 372667
Submitted by Eric_Rice (user info) at 2004-10-17 15:06:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Fake_BargIed (user info) at 2004-10-17 13:36:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by newuser (user info) at 2004-10-17 12:34:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish <I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish> at 2004-09-18 14:32:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish
Submitted by fake_bargled (user info) at 2004-09-07 07:03:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mo Comment
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-09-01 15:57:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Every day a new/old Fetish post to be -2ed.
Qoute me! Write one of your sloppy comments underneath of it You lifeless jerk!
Submitted by StabkilI (user info) at 2004-08-24 19:41:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by fetishII_is_fetish (user info) at 2004-08-24 19:27:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
I like your posts
Submitted by fetishII_is_fetish (user info) at 2004-08-24 19:27:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I like your posts
Submitted by StabkiII (user info) at 2004-08-23 22:02:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sorry. I won't spam you anymore. It was wrong of me.
Submitted by heater (user info) at 2004-08-23 19:51:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, quite appropriate. Here's the -2 Heat I owed you from friday.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-08-23 14:15:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do shim...
...in the pooper.
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-08-23 10:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wine.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-23 09:44:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know, stabkill.
While I definitely see your point, and I've said to Fetish a couple of times now that I don't agree with how he stirs up shit to get hits (on the basis that it seems to abuse the nature of the site), he doesn't ALWAYS give bad ratings to posts that weren't written by a chick or that had nekkid women on it.
I mean, I'm wearing a skirt at the top of this page and he still liked my latest post.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/42578
Seems to me that the best way to stop someone giving you poor ratings out of retaliation isn't to do the same back to them. The way I see it, that just causes more shit to happen that brings down the ratings of both parties further and further.
But hey, I hope everything sorts out for you both.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-08-23 02:21:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Please post my retaliation -2's, dickless moron.
If you really care about -2's then why do you give everyone them (that doesn't have a pussy that you think you have a chance to get into?) You are punk, fetish. 100% Grade F Shit.
If anyone doesn't know fetish, you can some up how the mother fucker will rate you like this:
If you have a pussy and you aren't on his bad side, he probably will give you a +2. The second you realize this dick is a complete jackass you will be on his -2 list. I don't think he reads most posts, either. Just offers the ratings.... So try this out: Make a post with a naked chick on it and the mindless moron will +2 it. If you write a unique story and put effort into something, expect a -2. It's no big deal, but if you -2 him back he will cry. He's hilarious. It's like a fucking child to tease. It's too easy.
I can't wait for his rant and whines about my -2's. I think you can still -2 3 or 4 of my posts in response, Fetish.
And then you can make a new user name and +2 everything to balance everything out to a 0. You are a cheating, low-life daft cunt, Fetish.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-08-22 21:35:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-22 16:30:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-08-22 12:22:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, I expected this to be really offensive due to the rating...
C'mon, y'all, Netprophet has a cute little bod there.
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Thanks! I try to maintain my girlish figure.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-08-22 12:22:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, I expected this to be really offensive due to the rating...
C'mon, y'all, Netprophet has a cute little bod there.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-08-22 12:14:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are an oxygen thief.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-22 11:18:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-08-22 10:33:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-20 17:10:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
Watch this...
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-05-01 21:36:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm back... Stalk me, please...
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By the way.. You missed a couple posts on that retaliation spree you
took.
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Speaking of retaliation:
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Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-08-19 09:29:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
and this is the retaliation -2 just so you
know the one below was my "honest" opinion of
your post.
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Now let me take care of those that I missed. I hate to dissapoint.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/34749#746071
http://www.ubersite.com/m/33857#746069
http://www.ubersite.com/m/33596#746067
http://www.ubersite.com/m/30588#746059
http://www.ubersite.com/m/31655#746063
http://www.ubersite.com/m/29408#746058
I think that should do it. Feel free to retaliate on some of my posts, you already have. After you do, come back to this post and cry about it.
Thank you, please drive through.
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-08-22 10:33:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-20 17:10:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
Watch this...
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-05-01 21:36:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm back... Stalk me, please...
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By the way.. You missed a couple posts on that retaliation spree you
took.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-08-22 07:40:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I fucked your mother in the ass
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-22 07:01:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-08-22 02:35:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
I think so indeed!
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This brought all of the doucherags out. I'm impressed. Must be my best post ever.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-08-22 02:35:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think so indeed!
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-08-21 23:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
tom, fetish, electric tooth syndrome, all of you go beat one off, open a window, take some fresh air, then come back and see if you still feel like bitching
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-08-21 21:20:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Haha, your ratings only count once.
L7 LOSER!!!
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2004-08-21 21:20:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bullshit.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-08-21 21:15:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/42501
http://www.ubersite.com/m/42501
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-08-21 21:02:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-21 20:38:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Call the Uber police! I just use another trick I learned from Tom!
Submitted by FetishII (user info) at 2004-08-21 20:38:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-21 20:30:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, I accidentally clicked on it, I might as well -2 it...
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+2 because Korean rap is so funny!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-21 20:33:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything you ever wanted to know about electrictoothsyndrome
User id: 8892
Registered on or around: 2004-05-24 22:55:07
# Messages posted: 42
# Reviews written: 952
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 1005
# Hits: 14037
Average rating of all messages: -0.30
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You -2d 150 of my posts, and you still suck compared to me.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-21 20:31:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-21 20:25:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh... Those. Yes, a script downloads every post made by that user. Not every post on Ubersite. There is a time delay between each post that keeps it from loading down Bart's server.
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Well, props for considering the wellbeing of the site.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-21 20:30:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, I accidentally clicked on it, I might as well -2 it...
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-08-21 20:27:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
that comment was made in the wrong post, sorry, heres the -2 that this one deserved.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-21 20:27:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-08-21 20:26:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm gonna test something out
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And you use my post to let the world know? Sweet!
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-08-21 20:26:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm gonna test something out
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-21 20:25:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh... Those. Yes, a script downloads every post made by that user. Not every post on Ubersite. There is a time delay between each post that keeps it from loading down Bart's server.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-21 20:23:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
But I guess I didn't read closely enough because it only downloaded _your_ posts and parsed the comments.
Well, that answers my question.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-21 20:21:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-21 20:13:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
Prophet... To answer your question... There are no scripts to read every new post and -2 them.
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No, you may have misinterpreted, but that wasn't my question at all. My question was whether you wrote a script that downloaded all 40,000+ posts from Ubersite to do the statistics and reports found on http://www.ubersite.com/m/34774.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-08-21 20:20:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SPT-Words (Rating: 0.08 on 12 reviews, last by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish 10 minutes ago)
Submitted by Slypher (View user info) at 2004-08-19 23:05:16
Gibberish Is A God Amongst Men (Rating: 0.25 on 8 reviews, last by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish 10 minutes ago)
Submitted by Slypher (View user info) at 2004-08-16 00:29:15
Wow, he actually did.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-21 20:17:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wrong... You sent five messages bitching about how fast I replied and kept using the phrase "player." Maybe Snuggles was right.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-08-21 20:13:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1) I never went off on you
2) you continued to try and speak to me, only to be ignored and blocked, same as your butt-buddies shitfuck and snuggs.
3) this site is full of horny, angst-ridden, rejectees who wage personal attacks on the women here who take no interest in them.
4) you are all the same kind of shady assholes who cry "lesbian!" everytime a woman won't have anything to do with your sorry asses. You choose to attack and debase the woman and try to convince others that there must be something wrong with her instead of realizing that it's just YOU that she didn't like because you're a fucken tool!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-21 20:13:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Prophet... To answer your question... There are no scripts to read every new post and -2 them.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 20:09:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh looook, Fetish got mad and started to give me retalitory negative two's.
How sweeeeet.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-21 20:08:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So what will it take to get this on Most Heated?
=D
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-21 19:59:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-08-21 19:43:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh geez you guys are both such liars.
You are both just bent because I wasn;t interested in talking to EITHER of you on messanger.
lEARN TO ACCEPT REJECTION YOU TWATS!
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So that's why you went off when I didn't answer you fast enough...
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-21 19:46:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-08-21 19:44:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Learn*
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-08-21 19:43:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh geez you guys are both such liars.
You are both just bent because I wasn;t interested in talking to EITHER of you on messanger.
lEARN TO ACCEPT REJECTION YOU TWATS!
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-08-21 19:39:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
But it was kind of funny.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-21 19:24:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Any fetish post form here on out gets an automatic -2.
Sorry, dude, your just too much of a tool.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-08-21 19:15:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-21 19:03:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
he leaves me kick ass messages....
i cant believe this is him...
umm.. is it bad that that puc tirns me on?
Submitted by dirty_gook (user info) at 2004-08-21 18:46:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I still have to go with my first theory.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-21 18:42:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No, she's mad at me because I didn't reply to her instant message fast enough. So she sent me 5 saying that I was a player and never gives me good ratings anymore. She has a Tom fetish too.
Submitted by dirty_gook (user info) at 2004-08-21 18:40:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fetish, mystia is a scowling bitch that never leaves home and bites the peeners off of stray dogs and cats.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-21 18:35:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-08-21 18:27:18 (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
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Wah...
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-21 18:31:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-21 18:26:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
Atleast Prophet has a sense of humor...
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Hey, I can't hate on you for this, bro- anything with a link to one of my posts is alright in my book.
And hey, I'm proud to finally have a hate post! Gives me a warm feeling deep down in the cockles of my heart to know that somewhere out there, somebody hates me enough to photoshop my face into a picture of a skank. And write my name in rainbow letters.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-08-21 18:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-21 18:26:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Atleast Prophet has a sense of humor...
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-21 18:26:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-08-21 18:23:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
Mallicious.
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Hey Tom, are you going to cry to Bart about my MVA name again?
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-21 18:25:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
At least I had the foresight to shave my legs that time.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-21 18:24:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck!
Where'd you get that picture, goddamnit?
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-08-21 18:23:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Mallicious.
Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2004-08-21 18:21:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So unfunny.
Submitted by dirty_gook (user info) at 2004-08-21 18:20:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaahaahhah +2 because DC was banned.