PASzilla vs America: Mothra doesn't stand a chance. (873 hits)
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Submitted by PAS (View user info) at 2004-08-22 00:51:43 EDT
It's 5.55 am in England. I have jetlag. I think it is still pacific time, 8 hours behind this. It's been one of the craziest rollercoaster holidays I've ever been on and I think it's fair to say that Canada and America took a good arse-pounding from a short fat bespectacled lass.
I could attempt to tell you about Vegas, but 'what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas'. I could try to find words to describe California; San Francisco, L.A., Anaheim, Newport Beach Orange County and San Diego but my jumbled mind would babble with gibber. As for Toronto well...I went to Toronto. Woot!
There was the train journey over the Rockies. The boat-ride along the Colorado river through the Grand Canyon. The 'maid of the mist' to the foot of the Canadian Horseshoe at Niagara Falls. The drive along Highway 1 and the majestic beauty of Big Sur. Getting blitzed at the Viper Room on Sunset Boulevard.
I'm sure I'll fill you in with more details once my body gets re-acclimitized to Great Little Britain.
But for now, I'll leave you with a photo of Bart kissing my pussy.
It was a pleasure to meet you Bart!
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-08-24 08:51:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've hiked rim to river in the Grand Canyon, but never rafted it. Now I'm jealous and simply must remedy the situation.
sounds like a good trip
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-08-24 04:40:20 EDT (#)
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Yes, it's true - I kissed PAS's pussy and it was great!
It was a pleasure hanging out with you guys... I look forward to getting you loaded again.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-08-23 19:48:31 EDT (#)
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damn, you were right near me. I live in the sf bay area.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-08-23 02:54:39 EDT (#)
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I would share the picture of Bart kissing my pussy, but it's a little more risque than your version.
Beastiality. Ugh.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-08-23 02:51:58 EDT (#)
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He wouldn't have to be a hot chick for me to visit him Tom - I'm not a hot chick!
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-08-23 02:50:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-22 06:59:05 (#)
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PAS didn't come visit me...
You're not a hot chick. Nobody will visit you.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-08-23 02:49:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-08-22 06:24:07 (#)
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Bart looks very feminine.
PAS, I want to have your babies.
Beerbong, I'm just giving them away :o)
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-08-23 02:48:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-08-22 04:18:11 (#)
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Sounds awesome.
Just tell me one thing. What do you do for a living? I swear you are just an international travelling fool, so you've got to be loaded.
Not yet seanfogy, but that is my dream career. Are you a billionaire senile octogenarian and can I marry you?
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-08-23 02:46:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-08-22 03:15:45 (#)
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Hey PAS, nice to see you got back in one piece. I look forward to hearing if you managed of few of the spots I told you about for california.
Hey Godchicken - we only spent one day in San Diego but we went to the zoo (got to love that skyfari ride!) and we had dinner in the gaslamp quarter. Although I hope we never see that bloody gaslamp quarter again. Not because it isn't nice, but because my partner and I walked up and down it about 4 times dithering over where to have dinner and after 10pm loads of eateries stopped serving. So we were walking back to places, having made our minds up, only to find we couldn't get in. We're too indecisive by half!
As for San Francisco, we went to Ghirardelli's, we walked half-way across the Golden Gate bridge (then had to hurry back because we were on a motorised cable car tour) and didn't go outside of the city, too busy getting drunk in Irish bars and meeting guys called Jaspar who bought us drinks and wanted to sing Britney Spears. Good times.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-08-23 02:38:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2004-08-22 06:53:59 (#)
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No way you could have done all that and NOT passed throught Idaho! Well, actually there are about a million ways you could have missed Idaho, most everyone does. But PAS, one teensy(only a couple a hundred miles)swerve and you'da been in Spud-State South. Guess who happens to be living right there? Little 'ol moi, that's who! We coulda hooked up and then I'd have taken you to Idaho's famous... er... uum... I'd have shown you the amazing... hmmmm... well, we coulda hooked up any way.
By the next time you cross the pond and head west I'll have brushed up on my touristy places-to-go-things-to-see shit. I'm sure we have something around here that could be deemed mildly interesting by a foreigner.
Michelle
Michelle - Unfortunately we didn't pass through Idaho on the Californian Zephyr otherwise I could have arranged a stop-over and got back on the train the next day...or caught a connection. I emailed all the peeps I had a contact address for (as well as posting on Ubersite) before we went...can you give me your addy and if I'm ever over again it would be great to see your neck of the woods.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-08-23 02:26:49 EDT (#)
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To the people who don't care - fuck off. I've been coming to this website off and on for 2 years and am posting this for the people who do know me, and who do give a shit. I don't know who the fuck YOU are and I don't give a monkies. You're the dried up semen on your mum's knickers, your dad's cumshot after his morning shower jerk-off, a dirty waste of time. Piss off wankstains.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:20:44 EDT (#)
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What falco said.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-08-22 16:26:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-08-22 04:12:07 (#)
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-1 because I've seen that pussy joke too many times.
You've seen Bart give your pussy oral too many times?
Me jealous.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-08-22 15:44:02 EDT (#)
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I am so going to Toronto one day.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-08-22 12:28:59 EDT (#)
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GO TORONTO WOO!!
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-08-22 10:23:10 EDT (#)
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Damn. I was kind of hoping that it would be a picture of... nevermind.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-08-22 07:50:31 EDT (#)
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Good times.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-22 06:59:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
PAS didn't come visit me...
Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2004-08-22 06:53:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No way you could have done all that and NOT passed throught Idaho! Well, actually there are about a million ways you could have missed Idaho, most everyone does. But PAS, one teensy(only a couple a hundred miles)swerve and you'da been in Spud-State South. Guess who happens to be living right there? Little 'ol moi, that's who! We coulda hooked up and then I'd have taken you to Idaho's famous... er... uum... I'd have shown you the amazing... hmmmm... well, we coulda hooked up any way.
By the next time you cross the pond and head west I'll have brushed up on my touristy places-to-go-things-to-see shit. I'm sure we have something around here that could be deemed mildly interesting by a foreigner.
Michelle
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-08-22 06:24:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart looks very feminine.
PAS, I want to have your babies.
Submitted by 01011010 (user info) at 2004-08-22 04:22:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
What the hell was this, a lawnmower?
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-08-22 04:18:11 EDT (#)
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Sounds awesome.
Just tell me one thing. What do you do for a living? I swear you are just an international travelling fool, so you've got to be loaded.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-08-22 04:12:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
-1 because I've seen that pussy joke too many times.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-08-22 03:21:51 EDT (#)
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i cant feel anything
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-08-22 03:15:45 EDT (#)
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Hey PAS, nice to see you got back in one piece. I look forward to hearing if you managed of few of the spots I told you about for california.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-22 02:34:30 EDT (#)
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Sweet.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-22 01:35:06 EDT (#)
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Good job.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-08-22 01:28:10 EDT (#)
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Who cares?
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2004-08-22 01:17:23 EDT (#)
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I wish you made your way to the lonestar state. I would have given you an ass raping you will never forget!!! Much love!!!
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-22 01:12:42 EDT (#)
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+1 for the pic
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-08-22 01:06:13 EDT (#)
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What BigMike said. Oh, and nice stuffed animal along with the pussy.
HAHAHA, come on, I kid, I kid.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-08-22 00:57:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sounds like you had fun.
Nice pussy you got there.