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Goth Poem I Wrote (1706 hits)

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Submitted by Dark Raven 666 (View user info) at 2004-08-22 06:39:01 EDT


I got a new life
You would hardly recognize me
I'm so glad
How can a person like me care for you
Why do I bother
When you're not the one for me
Is enough enough
I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes
I saw the sign
Life is demanding without understanding
I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes
I saw the sign
No one's gonna drag you up
To get into the light where you belong
But where do you belong
Under the pale moon
For so many years I've wondered
Who you are
How can a person like you bring me joy
Under the pale moon
Where I see a lot of stars
Is enough enough
I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes
I saw the sign
Life is demanding without understanding
I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes
I saw the sign
No one's gonna drag you up
To get into the light where you belong
But where do you belong
I saw the sign and it opened up my mind
And I am happy now
Living without you
I've left you all alone
I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes
I saw the sign
No one's gonna drag you up
To get into the light where you belong
I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes
I saw the sign

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Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2004-11-26 18:01:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-08-22 07:50:45 (#)
Ranking: 2

I think I and 2 other people get the joke.
-=-=-=-

fUCKING sWEET. sinister donuts. i'm drinking jaeger right now because it's fucking sinister too. mmmm... jaegie

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-11-26 17:42:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

"...you are in for a big surprise when The Vengeance arises and all that is yours will become the Dark Lord's. Everything you own, everyone you love, even your very sould will be cast into darkness. All your soul are belong to us."

"Have fun with your sugary illusion of the truth cereal. When the Darkness overrides and Cocoa Puffs rule all you will not be spared."


Submitted by funkchomper (user info) at 2004-11-26 17:39:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"sinister donuts" Ha!!!

Carry on, dark brother. Do not let the Populars discourage you.

Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-11-26 17:39:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

beheMOTH poem I wrote

bigger than Jesus
big enough to swallow a man hole
even with a gun to my head
I ain't going near THAT pussy

(I saw a fat broad naked).

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-11-26 17:37:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Don't steal my-, er, somethingorother's post.

Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-11-26 17:36:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Moth poem i wrote

Stupid fuck
batting against the light bulb.
pitter-patter
you can't mate with a red-hot filament

Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-11-26 17:35:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


Broth poem I rote

As for chicken soup
I may be UPTight
but I will admit
the Jews got it rite.

(Wrote it when I had a cold.)

Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-11-26 17:33:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Thoth poem I wrote

Egyptian God
Get the fuck out of here
My Soul belongs to Jesus.

Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-11-26 17:30:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Goeth Poem I rote

Amon
Amon
You kicked some JEW ass
They hung you
and they swung you
by Christ, it was worse than gas

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-11-26 17:30:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, I think only you do it, not CBG.

Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-11-26 17:18:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

unless, of course, cbg does it, too

in which case, i'm a complete fool

Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-11-26 17:18:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy Fuck, I can't believe I missed this..

I wish I could bookmark it at work.

I especially liked somethingorother's reply to Habeeb's comment.. that was hilarious.

Oh, and:

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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-08-23 14:43:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

Same, and I think it's CBG who's always replying with Family Guy quotes.

But maybe I'm wrong.

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I think that was me. I was on a Family-Guy-quote-kick for a while there.

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-11-26 16:47:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

you need beer

Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-08-28 06:54:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Der Goth Poem, hehe! Ich bin das zuerst Goth Deutsche! Heil Der Darkness! Depression Uber Alles!
Umm... Fur these Americane who not zo zpeak zi German, this zays: Der Goth Poem, haha! I am zi virst Goth German! Heil Der Darkness! Depression over all!

Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2004-08-27 19:10:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sinister donuts. Hehe

Shenaniheyhooligans. But that was obvious. I just wanted to say it.


Stay orange.
--JW

Submitted by Torn and Ragged Anguished Dark <no1cares4me.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-08-27 18:38:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

dud i liek totally pheel ur pane my soul is in agoni 4 u
y do thes ppl keep tormenting us y cnt they leve us alone in are dark places of solituude y cant they see that we arent liek them y do they shun us from theyre socierty

ps do u go to ACE jr high skool if not kool but u sound liek sum1 i no frum my skool we should hang out sum tyme and be individual

Submitted by somethingorother (user info) at 2004-08-27 18:15:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You people can continue to wear your rainbow shiny blinders but they're nothing but your denial toward the angst and suffering in the entire world. Look deep down into your soul and all you will see is black. Once you know the truth and stop lying to yourself you will feel the pain and suffering that I feel. Then you too will become a goth and we can hang out at Dunkin Donus together and eat all the dark chocloate donuts (I call them "sinister donuts" because they're so dark and agst filled) and talk about how painful our m eaningless existence is.

Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-08-25 16:03:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

People are quite stupid.

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2004-08-24 15:07:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

go kill yourself
ace of base sucks

Submitted by geofroley (user info) at 2004-08-24 15:07:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Sweet Jesus this post sucked.

Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2004-08-24 14:58:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I wrote a poem:

You blow goats.

The end.

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-08-23 14:43:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Same, and I think it's CBG who's always replying with Family Guy quotes.

But maybe I'm wrong.

Submitted by veins_of_glass (user info) at 2004-08-23 08:43:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

God shall punish you for this...SMITE HER...
He'sa cookin somethin up...

(Comicbookguys remark reminded me of that Family Guy quote)

Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-08-23 08:35:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

TELL ME WHO TO SMOTE OH DARK LORD AND THEY SHALL BE SMOTEN

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2004-08-23 05:01:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

stamped with my seal of disapproval

Submitted by somethingorother (user info) at 2004-08-23 04:38:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

There is no such thing as goth porn.

You're so not goth.

Submitted by PornoGuyOntheCouch (user info) at 2004-08-23 04:12:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

goth porn

Submitted by somethingorother (user info) at 2004-08-23 04:11:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

JewToast, be a goth with us. You can be the first goth lawyer ever. It'll be totally rad. You can tell the judge that the darkness will enslave him, and that you really don't care whteher he rules your client innocent or not. It'll be like reverse psychology.

Submitted by JewToast. (user info) at 2004-08-23 04:07:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thanks to you, monkeytoast read this post and turned into a goth. He's so fired.

Submitted by somethingorother (user info) at 2004-08-23 03:59:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You're welcome Method. It's about time someone else saw the light.

Wait...

I mean darkness. It's about time someone else saw the darkness.

The reign of Despair and torment will be here soon, so we have to get to teh mall and buy you some white face paint before it closes. C'mon, we can take my Saturn.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-23 03:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

DAKR RAYVEN IM UR HERO I MEAN UR MY HERO LOL THIS POEM SPOKE TO MY GOTH SIED NOW I BECOME GOTH THANK YOU FOR RELASEING ME!!!

Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-23 03:49:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-08-23 03:45:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Agreed.

This post, reviews and all, get sthe Spooner stamp of approval.

Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-08-23 03:42:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ... <GASP><GASP> Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Your replies make me bust out laughing. There's not that much on the internet that does.
I especially liked the part about puppydogs and rainbows.

Carry on.

Submitted by RavenCloud at 2004-08-23 03:39:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

One of friends sent me this poem of yours. We both hink it's extremely awesome and dark. You people just need to read into the lyrics. Not that you could. Go back to your mid-90's pop bullshit, and leave the REAL art to us.

Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2004-08-23 03:28:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wow dude thats deep.

i wish sarcasim would work better on the internet.
funny shit though, i actually started reading the poem and got to the i saw the sign part before i realised what was going on. good shit.

I mean, wow you are so dark and just so deep, wow man.

Submitted by somethingorother (user info) at 2004-08-23 03:11:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I wouldn't expect a conformist Disney brainwashed fool like yourself to cimphrehend the true meaning of my poetry. Your mind has been diluted with thought of Cheerios and Fruity Pebbles and other happy fun-time cerals. I only eat Cocoa Puffs and Choco Rice Krispies, because they turn teh milk black, like my soul.

Have fun with your sugary illusion of the truth cereal. When the Darkness overrides and Cocoa Puffs rule all you will not be spared.

Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2004-08-23 02:57:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I just needed to comment a little further. Perhaps this unintellegent 12 year old middle school-attending "goth" child is, um....confused. So, I will say this, though I know "it" will probably eat me whole and swallow me (or promise me that "it" will see me in hell and all that other B.S.), um...buddy...perhaps you could call the post something else, k? Perhaps you could call it "Ode To A Song No One Ever Liked, Not Even In The '90's" or "Hey, Look, I Think These Lyrics Are Gothic, Check Out My Black Hole." Regardless of what you should have called it, Your "gothic poem" that "you wrote" was none of these three things. I wasn't gothic at all, it wasn't a poem, for sure, because we've all established it's a bunch of crappy song lyrics and consequently, it is not something you wrote.

The only way I'm wrong here is if you are a member of Ace of Base, in which case, you may have wrote this crap. But just know that if this is true, you should be drug out to the streets and shot and do not have to worry about where the rest of us are going when we die, because we may be making fun of your song, but you will forever be the writer of this "gothic poem".

As the Brits would say "cheerio, gothic mate"

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-23 02:43:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yep. Was funny last night. It's still funny now. I just had to check.

"light does not separate!" Genius.

Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2004-08-23 02:39:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I CAN'T BREATHE, I CAN'T BREATHE!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
This is by far the funniest post I've read tonight. Well, not the post, but the user reviews anyway. I get the joke, but I can't participate.

Submitted by somethingorother (user info) at 2004-08-23 02:37:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ChirstPuncher you conformist. I bet you think Life is nothing but rainbows and puppydogs. But remember, sometimes puppydogs kill, and sometimes Rainbows... um... THE LAND WILL BE ENGULFED IN BLACKNESS AND DESPAIR! THERE ARE NO RAINBOWS IN THE LAND OF DESPAIR! LIGHT DOES NOT SEPERATE! IT DOES NOT HAPPEN!



Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-08-23 02:33:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Some people are retarded. This was great!

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-08-23 02:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

fucl you

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:42:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This was fucking hilarious. I laugh at Ace of Base without funny titles and user names.

Submitted by CDizzle (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:33:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for getting caught ripping off a crappy song

Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:33:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

ravens surround my calamity
torches burn the undying death
soot on my boots and blood from the roots
i like kittens
splash!

Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:26:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 Just for this:

Submitted by somethingorother (user info) at 2004-08-22 13:48:39 (#)
"All your soul are belong to us."

Sadly I was the late "getting" the joke here. The very word "GOTH" instantly makes me dry heave. I am trying to overcome my paranoid prejudice and the gut reaction it causes. But seriously, just walking by the Hot Topic in the mall makes break out in hives.

Michelle


Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-08-22 22:23:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Now that's poetry


Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-08-22 17:43:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Just to bump this over the 0 mark.

Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-22 17:27:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Aladdin (user info) at 2004-08-22 06:44:40 (#)
Ranking: -2

Band: Ace of Base
Song: I saw the sign

It was shit then and its shit now

Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-08-22 16:01:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Incidentally, I'm pretty sure Goths aren't expecting Satan's rise to power, Armageddon, etc. etc. These would probably be Devil worshippers.
So you might wanna rethink your character there.

Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2004-08-22 15:36:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-08-22 15:07:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Goth automatic -2, fucking idiot.

Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-22 15:06:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh my god this is so fucking hilarious!

Dude, I SALUTE you.

Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-08-22 15:00:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

OMG this is Ace of Base. You're so not goth! OMG!!!!11111!!!

The reviews made my day...

Submitted by Gizmo (user info) at 2004-08-22 14:45:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-22 12:42:44 (#)
Ranking: -1

a goth liking ace of bass? you are a failure for a goth.
---------------------------------------

Ace of Base isn't goth?! Fuck I have been going the wrong direction my entire life. I bet you are going to tell me next that the Backstreet Boys aren't Emo and Jessica Simpson isn't punk rock.

Quit shattering my world.

Submitted by Irishcocacola (user info) at 2004-08-22 14:00:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Dude, Goths are dumb.

Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-08-22 13:49:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ahahahahahaha! Damnit, I'd like to withdraw my previous rating. The post may not be that funny, but the whole "amusingly goth" act he's got going on in his replies is hilarious. He pulls it off to perfection. somethingorother, I salute you!

"You mock me now, nator, but will you be mocking me when I and my rogue army of goths reign supreme is the Land of Despair? Will you be mocking me then? In the Land of Despair?"

I actually laughed out loud at this. I loved the emphasis in the end there... "Will you be mocking me then ... in the Land of Despair?" Priceless, absolutely priceless.

May you succeed in getting this on the most heated.
Rock on somethingorother, rock on.

Submitted by somethingorother (user info) at 2004-08-22 13:48:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Puh, you fools and your happytime -2's, you are in for a big surprise when The Vengeance arises and all that is yours will become the Dark Lord's. Everything you own, everyone you love, even your very sould will be cast into darkness. All your soul are belong to us.

Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-08-22 13:28:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i dont know why but because you have 666 in your user name tool

Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-08-22 12:59:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

AHAHAHAHAHA. I wasn't going to +2 you, because the joke isnt that funny. But all these people taking it seriously are hilarious.

Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-08-22 12:47:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I HEAR YOU, OH DARK OVERLORD

Submitted by OICU812 (user info) at 2004-08-22 12:46:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Shu'up Goth.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-22 12:42:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

a goth liking ace of bass? you are a failure for a goth.

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-08-22 12:38:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

HAHAHAHAH +1

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-08-22 09:54:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awsome! I'll be laughing at this for a while.

Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2004-08-22 08:35:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Huzzah!
Somebody who understands the way I feel about the world.

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-08-22 08:04:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Evil_Morg (user info) at 2004-08-22 08:01:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 for trying to pass off an ace of base song as goth

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-08-22 07:50:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think I and 2 other people get the joke.

Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2004-08-22 07:49:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

NO

Michelle

Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-08-22 07:37:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

(Kent's head just blew the fuck up)

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-22 07:35:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't stay away from this. You're fucking awesome.

"will you be mocking me when I and my rogue army of goths reign supreme is the Land of Despair? Will you be mocking me then? In the Land of Despair?"

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-22 07:33:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

AHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

Submitted by somethingorother (user info) at 2004-08-22 07:30:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You mock me now, nator, but will you be mocking me when I and my rogue army of goths reign supreme is the Land of Despair? Will you be mocking me then? In the Land of Despair?

Or will you be on your knees begging to join us like all the other preppy wannabe Barbie dolls? Where has you Abercrombie and Fitch, Polo, and Ralph Lauren gotten you now? Nowhere. Now you're just lost amidst an ocean of blackness, angiush, and like SARS or something.

Will you be mocking me then, prep?

Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2004-08-22 07:24:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

So, can you shoot energy balls like in Dragonball Z?

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-08-22 07:16:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Circe, I am more and more entertained by the moment. I retract my earlier evaluation of this post's suckitude. I forget that sometimes the replies make the post.

Submitted by somethingorother (user info) at 2004-08-22 07:13:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I hope you enjoy your cries of Shenanigans while you can, Avals, because there are no shenanigans in Satan's black flames of hell. One day all things will end there will only be darkness and suffering for an eternity. An eternity in blackness and torment. Torment and blackness. \

"No one's gonna drag you up,
To get into the light where you belong.
But where do you belong?"

You just think about that, prep, if you have the dark power to.

Submitted by Epitome (user info) at 2004-08-22 07:12:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Best ever

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-22 07:09:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

SilvrWolf, you have to love the manic depressive rage it's spewing in the reviews. It's beyond funny.

Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-08-22 07:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Shena-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-nigans.
There's actually a good joke in there somewhere, but not enough to warrant a good score.
Sorry buddy, try harder next time.

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-08-22 07:04:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I get it. This still sucked.

Submitted by somethingorother (user info) at 2004-08-22 07:00:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Idiots, does this sound like an Ace of Base song to you?

"I got a new life
You would hardly recognize me
I'm so glad
How can a person like me care for you
Why do I bother."

Those lyrics just scream my pain and agony. Just reading them almost makes your vision go entirely black. You guys have jsut glossed them over with your envisionments of soda pop and candy. You people make me sick. I'll see you all in hell.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-22 07:00:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by somethingorother (user info) at 2004-08-22 06:53:42 (#)
Ranking: 0

This is some dark underground shit practically infused with torment, and NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND THAT!
____________________________

Plus two. I'm still laughing. It's okay, some people get the joke.

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-08-22 06:56:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Uh, this was goth? Yeah, Ace of Base is so goth.

How long did you think it would take before someone noticed that this was just lyrics to a crappy song? Did you think our intelligence was that low? Wait, don't answer that.

Hell, I was going to give you the obligatory -2 for admitting anything goth, but then you went and earned it all on your own. I mean, damn, don't make it easy for us!

Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2004-08-22 06:56:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

This isnt the place for goth peotry.

Submitted by cunt SUCKER at 2004-08-22 06:56:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"You guys don't understand me or my art"

1) Its not you
2) Its not your art - you ripped it off from a techno-pop fuckass group.

You have just lowered the bar - A goth that enjoys Ace of Base.

Freel Free to die now.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-22 06:55:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Sure buddy.

Submitted by somethingorother (user info) at 2004-08-22 06:53:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You guys don't understand me or my art. Eberything is just sunshine and fairy tales but for me all there is is darkness.

You guys have no idea the pain and suffering that goes into verses like this:

How can a person like you bring me joy
Under the pale moon
Where I see a lot of stars
Is enough enough

This is some dark underground shit practically infused with torment, and NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND THAT!

Submitted by cuntSUCKER at 2004-08-22 06:52:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

ACE OF BASE??? WTF?? !!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


YOU ARE TURD!!!

Submitted by RateBot (user info) at 2004-08-22 06:51:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by pakifier (user info) at 2004-08-22 06:49:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

try to be a little more original next time

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-08-22 06:44:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ace of Base

Submitted by Aladdin (user info) at 2004-08-22 06:44:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Band:Ace of Base
Song: I saw the sign

It was shit then and its shit now


Bart: I had a fight with Milhouse.

Homer: That four-eyes with the big nose? You don't need friends like
that.

Lisa: How Zen.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer Defined