The Floral Vagina (NSFW) (1919 hits)
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Submitted by Spookster (View user info) at 2004-08-22 07:28:09 EDT
The other day I was in bed with my girlfriend. We were both sitting there talking, listening to music and generally relaxing (As a important note, we were both naked at the time).
At that point I got up to change the radio channel, as I did, I looked over and accidentally got a gynecologist's view of her.
Now, I'm a big fan of girls and vaginas in general are great. But the philosophy I've been told by a lot of girls that "Vaginas resemble flowers" seems slightly strange.
What I saw that day didn't look like a blossom of any plant I've ever seen.
I've also heard from many females that "Penises are ugly". On this I agree, they aren't the most attractive part of the anatomy.
But still,
Floral Vaginas??
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Submitted by Ex_Lux_Astrum (user info) at 2004-08-23 03:53:32 EDT (#)
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Maybe the term "floral vagina" refers to all the shit growing in one. A veritable rainforest of yeasts, fungi, bacteria....probably microscopic Tarzans swingin from her pubes. It's a wonder we stick our peckers into this oozing minestrone.
Submitted by Naery (user info) at 2004-08-23 03:36:50 EDT (#)
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wow. I think women say it's all flowery and stuff as a kind of attempt at Pavlovian training. See, if we men think that it's *supposed* to smell like rosebuds and petunias, then we already have a bias to make ourselves think that it does. It's classic confirmation bias. Women are much smellier, i mean, smarter than we give them credit for.
oh yeah, "Towering Mushroom of Fortitude" --or-- the babelfish translated version: "Biggest the pill of six pill transferred" (that's after taking it from english to french to dutch to german to greek to something to something to etc to english)
Submitted by Wish_I_Were (user info) at 2004-08-23 01:54:34 EDT (#)
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Oh, that was a hefty tee-hee I just did.
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-08-22 15:47:40 EDT (#)
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Reminds me of a joke:
little kid: "Dad what does vagina look like?"
Dad: "well son..imagine the prettiest ,pink flower...soft, moist pink petals, velvet folds and a
frangrance that makes your mind drift off to pleasant days.
little kid: Dad?...what about after sex?
Dad: "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?..........imagine a bulldog eating a jar of mayonaise"
Nothing pleases the senses like the aroma from a moist, healthy vagina.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-22 15:44:44 EDT (#)
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Why the hell does this have a positive rating?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-22 15:42:29 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Spookster (user info) at 2004-08-22 15:33:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-22 13:44:55 (#)
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Not a fan of the ladies?
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Did you miss this?
'Now, I'm a big fan of girls and vaginas in general are great."
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-08-22 14:11:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-22 13:12:42 (#)
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I can't even come up with a romantic analogy for my dick. "Towering mushroom of fortitude"?
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Ahhahahahahaahahahahahahaha holy crap I can't stop laughing at this!
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-22 13:44:55 EDT (#)
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Not a fan of the ladies?
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2004-08-22 13:22:48 EDT (#)
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Next time you go to the grocery store ...check out a dried pear.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-22 13:12:42 EDT (#)
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http://alt.sphereunlimited.com/flower.gif
http://alt.sphereunlimited.com/bajiner.gif
I can see the resemblance. A bit of a stretch, but it's closer to a flower than anything else that can be romanticized.
I can't even come up with a romantic analogy for my dick. "Towering mushroom of fortitude"?
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-22 13:06:08 EDT (#)
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I think the romanticized version of the floral vagina refers to the way the inner and outer labia appear as layered petals, swelling and seperating during arousal, with the sweet nectar in the center.
Also, women are largely emotional creatures (screw the women that say they're the same as men... we ARE built differently with different hormones, you twats)- and it's far more romantic to call it a "beautiful flower of tempered passion" in all those trashy novels than to call it the "firey skin flaps of ecstasy".
Oh, well. You rarely hear guys calling their junk a "love sausage".
Then again, maybe we should say that more often.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-08-22 10:15:02 EDT (#)
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...floral? Far from it.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-08-22 07:47:34 EDT (#)
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You 'accidentally' got a view of your own gf's kitty?
+1 anyway. There's nothing floral about them.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-08-22 07:34:01 EDT (#)
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Would've been a 2, but bitmaps make the baby jesus cry.
Submitted by Spookster (user info) at 2004-08-22 07:30:16 EDT (#)
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Ahh.
It would seem that Ubersite doesn't support bitmaps.
Oh well.