Cruel Jokes (dead babies, ect.) (1522 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: 0.22 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Joe <thegreathobojoe.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-08-22 18:50:25 EDT
I dont know if this has been done before here, but I would like to hear everyones cruelest jokes. You know the kind about dead babies, crippled old people, and pedophilia. I'll start things off with a couple...
Billy and Sally, ages 8 and 9 really love Christmas, because, like all kids, they love presents. Every year they can barely wait to go tearing down the stairs to see what they've been given by Santa and their family. Well, this Christmas was no different. Billy and Sally race down the stairs into their living room and see that this year they have gotten more presents than ever before. Sally looks at them and turns to Billy and says, "Wow, I got 12 presents! Thats more than I've ever gotten before!" Billy turns and quickly counts his. He turns to Sally and says with a grin, "Ha! I got 14 presents! Thats more than you!" Sally replies, "Well, at least I don't have luekemia"
What does a quadrapalegic deaf babie get for Christmas?
Cancer
Whats silver, red and runs into walls?
A baby with a fork in its eye.
Whats small black and sits in the corner?
A dead baby in a plastic bag.
If anyone can come up with something better than that luekemia joke, I'd love to hear it...
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Submitted by lisa <LisaHutchinson9.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-09-14 07:23:09 EDT (#)
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This is sick babies that are dead should not have had pictures took of them and put on the internet these jokes are not funny i hope they are get took off this site or i will do more than just write to you your sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Butler (user info) at 2004-08-23 20:44:05 EDT (#)
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What's better than sex with a 12 year old Asian boy?
Nothing. (say it with a straight face)
What kind of phile do you use to make a hole bigger?
A pediphile.
How do you make a little girl cry twice?
First you rape her, then you wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-08-23 02:58:12 EDT (#)
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I hope one day the whore that you knock up delivers a stillborn because of this post.
Submitted by pantsless (user info) at 2004-08-22 21:35:34 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-08-22 21:31:38 EDT (#)
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not one to miss an opportunity to link whore http://www.ubersite.com/m/42446
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-22 21:30:06 EDT (#)
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What do Santa Claus and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both empty their sacks in young children's bedrooms!
Submitted by Eight. at 2004-08-22 20:34:23 EDT (#)
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whats the diffrence between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?
I dont have a corvette in my garage.
Whats the diffrence between a pile of dead babies and a pile of bowling balls?
You cant pick the bowling balls up with pitchforks.
whats the best thing you could ever see?
i_have_a_kristen_fetish chopped up into 10 garbage cans.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-08-22 19:46:14 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/4088
all the sick jokes you could ever wish for and then some
if i can remember, this was one of the most viewed posts a while back.
Submitted by puggso_32 (user info) at 2004-08-22 19:17:37 EDT (#)
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How make you a baby stop crying? Blender
How you get rid of the baby? Nachos
Submitted by ColonelAngus (user info) at 2004-08-22 19:03:16 EDT (#)
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Whats 8 inches long and makes women scream?
Crib-Death
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-22 18:58:27 EDT (#)
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Who's a cunt?
You are.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-08-22 18:57:02 EDT (#)
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Ubersite has a search function: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/search.cgi?q=Dead+Baby+Jokes
More importantly, Ubersite has a better "Dead Baby Joke" post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/7892