I Don't Enjoy Netscape Anymore (781 hits)
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Submitted by Blitzen (View user info) at 2004-08-23 01:53:21 EDT
Alright, so I screwed up royally in the last post (don't even go looking for it.. seriously) and here's my attempt at an actual post.
I wake up this morning, everything's peachy. I've got some cereal goin' (Multigrain Cheerios, thank you), some tunes happening, I'm ready to settle down on the computer and go over some important business items before I start my day of cleaning the house...
Ok so I woke up at 1pm today and groggily checked my MSN Messenger for any overnight messages and emails.
Now unlike most normal people, I've got a beef with Internet Explorer. What is it, you ask?
I really don't know, I like to be different I guess.
Anyway, I open up my Netscape Navigator, ready to check out what breaking news stories Netscape.com has for me today. What Hurricane So-and-so is up to these days, who Paris Hilton is giving her shoes to, why men have itchy feet.. the usual stuff.
What I saw was something I hope I never have to see again (after this post of course).
Nestled in with my delightful news stories and updates, I see something that will haunt me for the rest of my days.. actually give it a day and a half and I'll have lost all interest in it at all.
I guess I'll cut right to the chase now, here's the damn picture you bunch of whiners... (it may be huge)
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Submitted by ofMontreal (user info) at 2004-08-23 17:13:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh man i saw that guy too. i didnt even bother reading the article. hopefully there will be more useless celebrity gossip under the "news" section
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2004-08-23 12:47:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey, you got it GodChicken.. i can make you feel better
and Kristen.. lighten up
Submitted by dwr_budr (user info) at 2004-08-23 03:49:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I totally want to fuck that fat fuck's sweaty chin folds.
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-08-23 03:07:02 EDT (#)
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http://www.opera.com
Submitted by the_super (user info) at 2004-08-23 02:43:25 EDT (#)
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the pic alone is priceless!!!! but come on.....you're getting you news from the Netscape Network....you got to expect shit like that.
look at some of those headlines....
-Signs You're About To Be Fired (get a fucking clue)
-The Best Way To Hide Your Age (face it, you're old, light years from theoretically atractive, just die)
-See Pics Of Bad Girl Lil' Kim (COOL!!! kiddie porn!!!)
-Fat Virus Causes Weight Gain (the virus is called the I'll-try-ANYTHING-to-lose-weight-so-long-as-i-don't-have-to-do-anything virus, or lazius fattus bastardi)
still though....that's one creepy mofo....
Submitted by facts (user info) at 2004-08-23 02:24:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
a fridge too far indeed
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-08-23 02:24:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
23 days left to go, and then I am home. That air is gonna smell damn good, jet fuel and all.
Ready for nursing fun again? I feel sick... please take care of me?
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-08-23 02:19:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, you're making fun of a fat guy? Original stuff.
Submitted by Ex_Lux_Astrum (user info) at 2004-08-23 02:14:09 EDT (#)
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For those interested:
http://www.brightlightsfilm.com/23/pinkflamingos.html
Submitted by Ex_Lux_Astrum (user info) at 2004-08-23 02:09:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck" + "O babs, when's the egg man coming...?" = this mutant
Or, in plain genetics:
Looks like the grown love child between Curly and Divine (from Pink Flamingos fame)
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2004-08-23 02:08:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh not bad, GodChicken, thanks for asking. i've been toying around on HabboHotel- it's full of 15 year olds spouting all kinds of comedy.. i should make a post about my adventures in harrassing the young'uns
and how have you been?
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-08-23 02:07:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-08-23 02:04:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that scares the CRAP out of me.
p.s. try firefox. loads faster than netscape, you can right click stuff in your bookmarks drop down, extensions, etc etc etc. i dont like netscape or mozilla. the java-based browsers weird me out.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-08-23 02:02:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It looks like something from "Gremlins" or Stephen King's "It"
Fuckin Killer Klown from Outer Space is on netscape news. scary.
Hi Blitzen lady, long time no see. How's life?
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2004-08-23 01:58:38 EDT (#)
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well sure but they could have taken a better picture of him.. one where he DOESN'T look like he's going to eat my soul
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-23 01:58:18 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA **inhales** aHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-08-23 01:57:09 EDT (#)
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Aw, I feel bad for him. He's doing what he can.
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2004-08-23 01:55:06 EDT (#)
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look at him!
he's EVIL!!
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2004-08-23 01:54:31 EDT (#)
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wow, i got a +2 on the post i fucked up.. thanks Method!
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-08-23 01:54:08 EDT (#)
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I don't get it...