Fat Fucks revisited (1747 hits)
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Submitted by Kellio (View user info) at 2004-08-23 03:02:29 EDT
I'm resubmitting this because it never really got a chance the first time around. This was one of the first posts I ever submitted for Ubersite, but unfortunately it got taken off the front page because I submitted another post only minutes after submitting this one. I now realise that submitting posts so close together will get the first one wiped, but I didn't know that at the time. Anyway some of you may have read this before (Under the title "Fat Fucks"), but if you haven't, read on.....
How many of you are familiar with a condition called Type 2 Diabetes? It's a disease that you get when you have spend your life eating foods high in sugar and fat and not exercising. Quite frankly I think it is a great disease because if you get it then you have no one to blame but yourself. The greatest thing about this disease however is that once you get you are pretty much not allowed to eat ANY foods high in sugar and fat. If you do continue to eat this way, then you probably lose a couple of limbs to gangrene and if you are a guy you will lose all ability to get an erection.
It used to be that this disease was most common amongst people in their 40's and 50's who had lived a slovenly existence shovelling unhealthy crap into themselves. However in recent times there has been cases of 12 year olds getting the disease. To me it is incomprehensible that children at this age have managed to squeeze in the equivalent of 45 years of abuse by sitting on their arses everyday playing video games while chowing down on a tub of ice cream (washed down by 2 litres of Coke of course!).
This disease has reached almost epidemic status in western society as people continue to eat crap and not exercise. Now while you can say that these people deserve it, I feel sorry for the young kids who are getting it. Some parents really need to make and effort to make sure that there kids go outside and play sport every now and again and make healthy school lunches for them instead of giving them money for lunch, because you know that a kid will go for pretty much the unhealthiest item on the menu. Alot of people also need to cut down on the amount of fast food they eat. There is nothing wrong with Macdonald's etc as long as it's eaten in moderation. My advice is that everyone should try to limit having fast food to just one serving per week.
As for myself, I'm a Type 1 diabetic. This is a different form of diabetes because it is controlled by injections on insulin (four a day). I didn't get mine from living an unhealthy lifestyle, I was just unlucky. They aren't really sure what causes my form of diabetes but alas I'm also confined to making sure that my diet is low in sugar. I was seven years old when I got it, and let me tell you that when the doctor told me at that age that I would have to have multiple daily injections for the rest of my life I was mortified. However because I got it at such an early age, it was easy for me adopt a healthy diet and lifestyle. Consequently I'm pretty damn healthy and to be honest I never really crave sweet food because I never really got a chance to develop my sweet tooth. However one thing to keep in mind is that my diet still allows me to eat some fat and sugar, and I'm sure as hell allowed to eat more then a type 2 diabetic is.
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-10 14:24:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Uneducated people with too much time on their hands
Submitted by lsob <sirloinsovereign.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-09-20 22:14:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I did a google search to find people who feel the same as I do. It really pisses me off when I bump into these ignorant assholes whot think they can give me advice just because that fat ol' granny of theirs has Type 2. No popping pills and eating less pie won't help me, you ignorant fuck. If I feel I'm not totally informed on a subject, I usually keep my mouth shit (shut, sorry F-slip). Type 2 diabetics are pathetic lard asses. I hate them, and if you are one don't ever try to relate your problems to mine Mickey D.
Sincerely, LOSB - a Type One
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-24 21:51:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Submitted by vodka7tall (user info) at 2004-08-24 14:26:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
....Actually, my little cousin has Type I, which is why I know so much about it.
And when you said "-2 for you", you do realize this is YOUR post right? You just -2'ed yourself, genius."
Ahhh, your cousin. I thought that either yourself or someone close to you has diabetes, because you seem to be fairly well informed.
As for the -2, actually no I didn't. If you knew anything about Ubersite you would know that ratings you give to your own posts don't count. That's why I like to score peoples reviews.
Submitted by vodka7tall (user info) at 2004-08-24 14:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-23 21:59:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
"Submitted by vodka7tall (user info) at 2004-08-23 12:13:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
.....What, do you want a hero cookie because you have the "better" type of diabetes? Because you didn't do anything to get it? Is that something to be congratulated on?"
In no way am I looking for a "hero cookie" for having diabetes. I was merely doing a comparison between the two types, because alot of people aren't even aware that there are different forms of Diabetes. I also think that your "three strikes" thing is bullshit, because you left out that I'm thin and relatively healthy, how many type 2 diabetics can say that?
I'm guessing that maybe you're a fat bastard who choked on his twinkies when you came on this post. Maybe you're also a type 2 diabetic, because you seem to know a bit about the issue. If this is the case, were you upset when I said that Type 2 Diabetics deserve what they got? Maybe I'm wrong, but not as wrong as you. -2 for you!
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Actually, my little cousin has Type I, which is why I know so much about it.
And when you said "-2 for you", you do realize this is YOUR post right? You just -2'ed yourself, genius.
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-23 22:57:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I like sarcasm, but it doesn't translate well into written (typed) form. When someone is speaking sarcasticly it is easy to pick up on it because of tone of voice etc.... But with typed form it is harder to pick up on. I thought because of the negative rating that Vermin was being serious, but if he wasn't, I guess I missed it.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-23 22:32:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, Kellio - I really need to know something. Do you honestly not get irony and sarcasm, or are you trying to be funny?
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-23 22:18:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-08-23 13:05:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
Goddamn I hate it when people make fun of fat people. Fatties have feelings too you know. How would you feel if some jerk made a post entitled "Fat Fucks" and you were a bloated, disgusting lardass, huh?"
OK, so maybe the title was a bit harsh, but no other part of my post ridiculed fat people. I was merely pointing out a worrying trend and the consequences of such a lifestyle.
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-23 21:59:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Submitted by vodka7tall (user info) at 2004-08-23 12:13:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
.....What, do you want a hero cookie because you have the "better" type of diabetes? Because you didn't do anything to get it? Is that something to be congratulated on?"
In no way am I looking for a "hero cookie" for having diabetes. I was merely doing a comparison between the two types, because alot of people aren't even aware that there are different forms of Diabetes. I also think that your "three strikes" thing is bullshit, because you left out that I'm thin and relatively healthy, how many type 2 diabetics can say that?
I'm guessing that maybe you're a fat bastard who choked on his twinkies when you came on this post. Maybe you're also a type 2 diabetic, because you seem to know a bit about the issue. If this is the case, were you upset when I said that Type 2 Diabetics deserve what they got? Maybe I'm wrong, but not as wrong as you. -2 for you!
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-08-23 13:05:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Goddamn I hate it when people make fun of fat people. Fatties have feelings too you know. How would you feel if some jerk made a post entitled "Fat Fucks" and you were a bloated, disgusting lardass, huh?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-08-23 13:01:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh just shut the fuck up already....
Submitted by vodka7tall (user info) at 2004-08-23 12:13:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, and here's your -2, btw.
Submitted by vodka7tall (user info) at 2004-08-23 12:13:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The fact that you reposted this doesn't help your case. This post sucks.
What, do you want a hero cookie because you have the "better" type of diabetes? Because you didn't do anything to get it? Is that something to be congratulated on?
Newsflash: You still have diabetes. And you have to take daily injections and watch your diet. Last time I checked, not everyone with Type II has to take insulin. So let's just check the scoreboard:
Type I
Couldn't eat sugar from the age of 7.
Type II
Couldn't eat sugar from the age of 47.
Point: Type II.
Type I
Can't be brought on by diet, therefore can't be stopped by changing diet.
Type II
Is specifically brought on by diet, and can be reversed if diet is changed early enough.
Point: Type II
Type I
Daily insulin injections.
Type II
Daily insuling injections not always necessary.
Point: Type II.
Three strikes and you're out.
Like I said before, this post sucks.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-23 09:40:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A repeat? A rerun? Fuck this.
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-08-23 05:03:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-23 04:55:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn, my last review looks stupid after your last review Circe. I'm glad that you read it, and there is nothing wrong with criticism if it's constructive.
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-23 04:51:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Did you even read the post Circe? The fact that you only quoted the first sentence has me wondering. Let's just stick to the issues and review the post on its own merit shall we?
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-23 04:50:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus, are you still going on about it? Here, look, a +2. Great post! Well done! I'm glad you reposted that, or I wouldn't have seen it.
Now hush.
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-23 04:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-23 04:28:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
....."Oops. Fucking computer." = bad.
"I was ignored! I was robbed! I shall post it again!" = worse.
Got it now?"
I didn't resubmit this because I thought I was robbed or because I am trying to get attention. I did it because I stuffed up in the first place. If I hadn't screwed up in the first place I wouldn't be resubmitting this. A good person can admit their mistakes, a bad person blames their tools.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-08-23 04:30:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHA. Circe rules.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-23 04:28:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I also misposted another one called "I'm gonna die" or something similar. If you're going to do homework, love, do it properly.
Now, listen for just a sec, okay? There is a difference between your internet connection fucking up and the post getting sent three times in five minutes or so, and reposting something because you want more attention.
Do you understand that? Perhaps I can simplify it for you.
"Oops. Fucking computer." = bad.
"I was ignored! I was robbed! I shall post it again!" = worse.
Got it now?
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-23 04:07:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-23 03:57:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
"I'm resubmitting this because it never really got a chance the first time around."
Whine, whine, bitch, whine, puke.
It didn't get hits? No-one cares enough about you to click on your user info and read your old stuff? Welcome to the freaking club. If, for whatever reason, something doesn't get the attention YOU think it should, suck it up and post something else."
This is hilariously hypocritical coming from someone who posted something called "Inertia" three times.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-23 03:57:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"I'm resubmitting this because it never really got a chance the first time around."
Whine, whine, bitch, whine, puke.
It didn't get hits? No-one cares enough about you to click on your user info and read your old stuff? Welcome to the freaking club. If, for whatever reason, something doesn't get the attention YOU think it should, suck it up and post something else.
Submitted by LordJirate (user info) at 2004-08-23 03:15:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How many of you have heard of Being Stoned? Watching the carpet is more entertaining.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-08-23 03:08:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I liked it the first time.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-08-23 03:05:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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