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Rating: -0.92 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Porno Guy on the couch (View user info) at 2004-08-23 05:09:12 EDT


Does anyone here have a computer? If so, please call me at home, my modem isn't working.

Thanks,

The Guy

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Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-08-22 21:19:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The green anal beads mean I'm winning.

Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-08-23 12:54:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

porno guy on the couch........its priceless

Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-08-23 11:51:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

what the fuck is the internet?

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-08-23 11:20:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm guessing this was a piss poor attempt at being funny.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-08-23 10:18:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Keep watching porn, and don't talk.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-23 09:38:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

How about if I just call you a fuckwad from here?

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-08-23 07:42:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Lame. Hilarious about Fetish bitching below. He's a whiney little bitch, isn't he? I'm sure you all know better than me.



Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-08-23 07:34:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by the guy <couch> at 2004-08-23 07:20:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

forget it ill use the fax machine

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-23 07:00:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 because Stabkill is a spammer.

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-23 06:55:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-23 06:41:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by the guy <couch> at 2004-08-23 06:29:10 (#)
Ranking: 0

hurry up its breaking more
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BAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

Oh, fuck. I'm sorry, this is a not funny post. But that made me cry with laughter.

Submitted by the guy <couch> at 2004-08-23 06:29:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hurry up its breaking more

Submitted by PornoGuyOntheCouch (user info) at 2004-08-23 05:46:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oh sorry im in the US

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-08-23 05:40:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You forgot to say where 'home' is.

Submitted by Malificent (user info) at 2004-08-23 05:31:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-.-

Submitted by PornoGuyOntheCouch (user info) at 2004-08-23 05:29:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i have one its not working

Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-08-23 05:27:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I like what you've done here. Very clever. It took me a little while to figure it out. But just before i was about to submit my response questioning the true validity of this post, I realised you MUST have a modem. Otherwise how did you post this? Again i say, very clever

Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-23 05:12:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I concur, you do need help.


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