Damn Hospital (509 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.17 on 6 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Now_Thats_Doom (View user info) at 2004-08-23 06:59:46 EDT
So I was having hella minor surgery in March but the stupid hospital made me not only stay there for the night but they made me lay on one side and I couldn't get up for 8 hours not to even pee (you can see where this is going), and if I did go I'd have to use a bucket thingy or whatever. I refused. What's worse: they hooked up an IV so it was like I was drinking, or whatever those things do. Anyways, I went to pee before, but 5 hours into my 8 I had to again. I was like god damn it, and refused to go in a whatever that thing was. So I had to hold it in for 8 then the nurse was like sorry did I say 8 I meant 10! Or something I dunno they extended it to 10 so I was like oh great. Anyways amazingly enough I held it in and am now wondering why I posted this story on the internet. Hopefully people won't be like: you embarrassment!...which, no doubt they will say. Yeah the story's funny now, but it wasn't when it happened.
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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-08-23 08:24:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What is spamming to Fetish isn't spamming to the rest of us when he does it.
Fucking hypocrite!
Submitted by MGB (user info) at 2004-08-23 07:58:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
wuss, i went 2 days without taking a piss, and thats drinking soda and water and tea as much as i normally do.
i wasnt trying either, just was too lazy to go to the baffroom
+1 for reminding me i have a bladder of steel
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-08-23 07:28:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
When you gotta go, do not hold it... I know there is a good reason not to hold it but I cannot think of the danger right now...
Submitted by Takabrash (user info) at 2004-08-23 07:20:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow...
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-08-23 07:17:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 because Stabkill is a spammer.
One day you'll regret this.
I reckon. Maybe.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-23 07:01:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because Stabkill is a spammer.