Sometimes a carpet munch can scar you for life (6612 hits)
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Submitted by comicbookguy (View user info) at 2004-08-23 12:13:54 EDT
Hello Readers.
You may remember my friend Wally. For those of you don't, you may refer to this post (http://www.ubersite.com/m/41446). Wally had the unfortunate luck of getting caught having sex. By the girl's father. Who was a cop. However, if you are too lazy to click on the link, then you can make do with this short biography.
I am going on an exchange to Australia next year and part of our whole "exchange experience" is to become a buddy with one of the incoming exchange students. Depending on your viewpoint, I was blessed/cursed with Waleed Sivasubram (Wally), a business student from the Ahmedabad Institute of Management in India.
A brief summary of Wally is as follows:
1)He enjoys western culture
2)Despite his thick accent, he is quite the ladies man.
Example:
Me with a girl
Me: Oh Suzie.....Oh Suzie.....
Girl: My name is Jenny.
Me: Oh.
Wally with a girl
Wally: Oh Suzie.....Oh Suzie.....
Girl: my name is Jenny
Girl #2: I'M Suzie!
Wally: PARTY HARTY!
3)He is a mimbo (a male bimbo). Though incredibly book smart, he is dumb as a post in all other accounts
4)He is also a mlut (a male slut). Though quite capable of conquering high quality tail, he will get with every questionable piece of skanky ass pussy that you can imagine.
5)He is homophobic
Wow comicbookguy! It's like I've known Wally my entire life!
So now that you and Wally are the best of friends, let's move on to the story.
This past weekend, I was forced to take Wally to a club. Though it was supposed to be just me and this girl I'm kind of-sort of seeing, Wally had no concept of what a third wheel was. Having just seen an afternoon of woman's beach volleyball on NBC, the man was desperate to get his freak on. I was sort of annoyed at first, but knew that as his buddy, it was still my responsibility to get him accustomed to the city, so I agreed to let him come along. Furthermore, Alisha (the girl I was seeing) needed to take off a bit early so I would have the pleasure of being in Wally's company thereafter.
It was a Saturday night and the club was full. Clubs are usually full on Saturdays, but with $2.50 drinks, it was all the more reason for Wally to get shit faced and turn his charm on to max power.
We had not been inside for more than ten minutes, when Alisha gave me this look as if to say "you.me.ass-to-crotch-contact-now."
I just nodded like a dummy, looked at Wally and winked.
"You cool Wally?"
Wally grinned like the Cheshire Cat, yelling over the deafening music. "YOU KNOW WORRY ABOUT ME FRIEND. YOU GO DISCO WITH HER."
"Sure thing." I said, and with that, Alisha and I made our way to the middle of the dance floor and got busy, or as the kids say nowadays "biz-ay"
We were at it for almost two hours, dancing and drinking, when Alisha informed me that she had to take off. As hard as it was for her to leave me, she somehow managed.
It was then I realized that I hadn't seen Wally since I last left him. I did a pan shot of the club, nursing my drink and looking for my dim-witted Indian friend.
A few more seconds of looking and I spotted him coming my way. Oh boy. Wally was smashed to the extreme and was in the company of a woman.
"HEY BUDDY THIS IS FRANCINE. SAY HELLO FRANCINE."
"Hi!" she said in of those husky voices.
She was a tall one. Almost 6'0 tall I would say. She had really distinct features, almost exotic if you can call it that. Not really good looking, but not ugly either.
Of course, Wally didn't mind. He'd fuck Roseanne if he had the chance.
"ME AND FRANCINE ARE GOING TO LEAVE MAN. YOU NEED RIDE?"
"Yeah..." I checked my pockets. "I....Oh shit I forgot my house keys!"
"NO PROBS." Wally said. "COME TO MY PLACE."
So with that, Wally, Francine and I made our way back to Wally's apartment. I lay in the back seat and tried to sleep as Wally and Francine flirted with each other.
We got to his apartment after the half an hour drive. I decided to crash on the sofa and watch TV while Wally and Francine went to the bedroom. Normally, I might have felt a little bit of jealous of Wally, but I got my grind on today and Francine wasn't exactly my type.
So there I sat, watching the Seinfeld episode where Jerry can't remember the girl's name that rhymes with a female body part. I was busy laughing at his crazy antics when I heard a blood curdling scream.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Wally came running out of the bedroom. He looked as white as a ghost.
"Wally!! What's wrong?!"
"OH GOD OH GOD"
"What?"
"I....SHE....HER....OH GOD"
"What Wally?! Spit it out!!"
Wally: SHE HAS A PENIS!!!!!!
"What?!"
That's when Francine came walking out, completely nude, with an exasperated look on her face. I had not looked at her for two seconds when I realized exactly why Wally was so upset.
I quickly shield my eyes but it was of no use. The image was tattooed in my brain.
"MY EYES, THEY BLEED!" Wally screamed. "PLEASE, I BEG YOU, PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!"
Francine, with the same exasperated look on her face, went back to Wally's room and came back out two minutes, fully clothed.
"Thanks for nothing Wally. What the fuck is your problem? I told you I was a trans."
What?
I looked at Wally incredulously. "She TOLD you?"
Wally looked like he was going to cry. "I didn't know its meaning! It sounded freaky!" he blubbered.
Freaky indeed.
Wally spent the better part of the night binge vomiting.
I spent the better part of the night laughing and trying to console Wally.
Perhaps the funniest thing was when the poor guy, in between worships to the porcelains gods, would look up at me, his eyes as big as saucers.
"I........almost......licked it," he whispered, barely audible.
Oh Waleed Sivasubram. Will you ever learn?
User Reviews
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:09:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-03-29 22:07:02 EDT (#)
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Oh Waleed Sivasubram. Will you ever learn?
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I miss the adventures of Wally and CBG...
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-14 10:03:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-14 09:58:27 EST (#)
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"MY EYES, THEY BLEED!"
Submitted by Walker (user info) at 2005-12-14 09:48:02 EST (#)
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$2.50 for a drink? And here I am looking for one good reason to move to the US...
Oh, and scary thought, "Sounded Freaky!" Hilarious!
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-11-15 10:30:27 EST (#)
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excellent
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-07-12 11:50:35 EDT (#)
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Mulva?...gipple?
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Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-02-11 11:45:12 EST (#)
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Loved it.
Submitted by ljgmlg2 (user info) at 2005-02-01 05:28:36 EST (#)
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Best thing I have read on here!!!!
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2005-01-26 19:25:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-01-07 07:53:55 EST (#)
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roflcopter... lolacasters
Submitted by Walrus_King (user info) at 2005-01-07 06:51:51 EST (#)
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yay
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-01-06 21:58:50 EST (#)
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"I........almost......licked it," he whispered, barely audible.
Oh Waleed Sivasubram. Will you ever learn?
HOLY SHIT. I almost fell out of my chair when I read that.
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-06 13:58:34 EST (#)
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hahahahaha
Submitted by bossk (user info) at 2005-01-06 13:36:13 EST (#)
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"I... almost licked it."
Priceless.
Submitted by 01011010 (user info) at 2004-08-28 12:48:14 EDT (#)
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And that's the end of that chapter.
Submitted by UrDrunknImag (user info) at 2004-08-27 22:31:22 EDT (#)
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You know what I learned something today, stay the hell away from that bike shop.
Submitted by Stellasupernova (user info) at 2004-08-26 19:28:41 EDT (#)
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oh that's rich...
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-26 19:01:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Worm (user info) at 2004-08-26 18:48:49 EDT (#)
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Wally are teh ROXORZ!!!one!!1
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-08-26 16:53:23 EDT (#)
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You were right. I did really like this one. This line in particular stood out to me (I usually enjoy the more subtle lines, as this one):
"As hard as it was for her to leave me, she somehow managed."
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-08-26 15:44:03 EDT (#)
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5 B@W nods. The people have spoken bartholomew!
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2004-08-26 12:57:21 EDT (#)
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Holy fucking shit I am crying with laughter.
Submitted by veins_of_glass (user info) at 2004-08-26 08:57:33 EDT (#)
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Orgasmic.
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2004-08-26 07:56:33 EDT (#)
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Best. Author. EVER.
Submitted by Malificent (user info) at 2004-08-26 07:44:01 EDT (#)
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"MY EYES, THEY BLEED!"
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-26 04:15:06 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-08-26 03:32:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-08-25 15:47:52 (#)
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deloris rhymes with clitoris
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Hmm...I never thought of it like that. That's cheating! I thought the whole name would rhyme with the whole body part. Oh well...it was either ask you, or ask my dad.
Good sir, I am in your debt. Use it wisely.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-08-26 01:57:13 EDT (#)
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"MY EYES, THEY BLEED!" Wally screamed. "PLEASE, I BEG YOU, PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!"
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Wally is my new hero.
Submitted by dreadnaught_X (user info) at 2004-08-26 00:06:13 EDT (#)
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I know a guy named Waleed. I just pictured that happening to him, which is hilarious 'cause he is a very serious pakistani guy. Made me laugh out loud.
Submitted by Inseminator (user info) at 2004-08-25 18:08:23 EDT (#)
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Awesome! Nice job, Wally!
Submitted by dolfin (user info) at 2004-08-25 17:59:12 EDT (#)
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No Comment...no need.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-25 17:28:00 EDT (#)
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one of the funniest things I've ever read
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-25 16:51:50 EDT (#)
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do you ever write anything bad?
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-08-25 15:47:52 EDT (#)
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deloris rhymes with clitoris
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-08-25 15:32:30 EDT (#)
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Holy crap...too funny man!
But damn you, you got me thinking again...what DOES Deloras rhyme with? Any help?
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-08-25 12:41:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-08-25 12:25:33 EDT (#)
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Reminds me of Trainspotting. Poor guy.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-25 12:03:57 EDT (#)
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This is B@W material if I have ever seen it in my entire life.
"MY EYES, THEY BLEED!" Wally screamed.
I can't stop laughing at that no matter how hard I try. My coworkers are sure I'm out of my mind.
Submitted by Hummina (user info) at 2004-08-25 10:43:17 EDT (#)
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Not your type huh, hahaha
Submitted by Hummina (user info) at 2004-08-25 10:42:59 EDT (#)
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Not you type, huh hahaa
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-08-25 09:57:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-08-25 09:49:25 (#)
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So... When can we expect www.comicbookguy.com?
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I just write for fun man. Glad you enjoy it though.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-08-25 09:54:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-08-25 09:49:25 (#)
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So... When can we expect www.comicbookguy.com?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-08-25 09:49:25 EDT (#)
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So... When can we expect www.comicbookguy.com?
Submitted by JungleJane (user info) at 2004-08-25 09:33:18 EDT (#)
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Loved it. Tell us more Wally stories.
Submitted by digitalKRONIC at 2004-08-25 04:40:04 EDT (#)
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.....good times.
Submitted by PWNstar (user info) at 2004-08-25 04:26:06 EDT (#)
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"I...almost...licked it"
HAHAHAHA
i've been laughing for 10 minutes
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-08-25 04:07:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-08-25 03:56:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by cwl989 (user info) at 2004-08-24 22:50:47 EDT (#)
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Beautiful.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-08-24 21:56:39 EDT (#)
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hahah "She Told you!?" +2 because I can just picture how I would say that if I were in your position. awesome.
-BongZilla
Submitted by Pacifist248 (user info) at 2004-08-24 20:34:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dino (user info) at 2004-08-24 19:23:13 EDT (#)
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I don't know how you put a "Cheshire Cat" reference, Seinfeld and a trans-sexual into a story and made it funny as hell.
Un-Fucking Believeable.
""I........almost......licked it," he whispered, barely audible."
Ya think he would have figured it out before this point!
Submitted by GhostWriter (user info) at 2004-08-24 19:07:35 EDT (#)
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Never stop posting...ever!
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-08-24 17:30:22 EDT (#)
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Pure gold baby!
Submitted by js.rules (user info) at 2004-08-24 16:20:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmptyRobot (user info) at 2004-08-24 12:16:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2004-08-24 11:24:01 EDT (#)
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BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Scotsman (user info) at 2004-08-24 11:08:05 EDT (#)
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Perhaps the funniest thing was when the poor guy, in between worships to the porcelains gods, would look up at me, his eyes as big as saucers.
"I........almost......licked it," he whispered, barely audible
Perfect end to a great tale
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-08-24 10:56:39 EDT (#)
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i wonder what the rest of the Sivasubrams think of wally.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2004-08-24 10:48:23 EDT (#)
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Awesome.
I think Wally is another Jimbo in the making.
Submitted by krayZpaving at 2004-08-24 07:03:11 EDT (#)
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Always look for the Adam's Apple!
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-08-24 02:17:05 EDT (#)
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You just know the dude really did lick it, but he caught himself right before he said it.
Submitted by HatMan (user info) at 2004-08-24 02:08:09 EDT (#)
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I kinda wish I could pay you to write stories for me full-time.
I'm nominating this for B@W too.
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-08-24 01:44:35 EDT (#)
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That Wally, so ready and willing to bang anything with a feminine odor.
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2004-08-24 01:43:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-23 23:42:15 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-08-23 23:23:48 EDT (#)
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i agree CBG, i though this was one of your better posts.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-08-23 22:26:48 EDT (#)
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Amazing. The poor, poor guy!
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-08-23 21:54:52 EDT (#)
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nice.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/41782
Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2004-08-23 19:39:51 EDT (#)
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you are a god. even though it was a tad predictable.
Submitted by Alithewonderllama (user info) at 2004-08-23 19:22:51 EDT (#)
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Luv it!
"I........almost......licked it," he whispered, barely audible.
I'm suprised my whole office didn't hear me laughing...
Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-08-23 18:56:38 EDT (#)
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Dude, You seriously have to keep telling the stories of the adventures of Wally the Indian. They are fucking hilarious. Yeah, keep them coming!
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-08-23 18:55:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-08-23 18:39:54 EDT (#)
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Congratumalations on a storythingum well thingumed.
Submitted by jcricket (user info) at 2004-08-23 18:29:49 EDT (#)
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hilarious!
I conquer.
This is definitely one of the funnier entries cbg.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-08-23 16:30:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-23 16:14:57 (#)
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This is pretty funny shit! Only reason I withheld the +2 is becuase I've seen you write 'em funnier.
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Really? I thought this was one of my better posts. It's cool though.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-23 16:14:57 EDT (#)
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This is pretty funny shit! Only reason I withheld the +2 is becuase I've seen you write 'em funnier.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-08-23 16:07:40 EDT (#)
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Wally the Bengali is one cray-zay mofo.
Submitted by poochie (user info) at 2004-08-23 15:28:39 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-08-23 15:00:29 EDT (#)
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Do we have an Uber-bookie in here?
I want to put $20 on CBG to win in Uber Madness.
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-08-23 14:57:42 EDT (#)
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That tickled my funny bone.
I can't even type "bone" without giggling after that
Submitted by Judoka (user info) at 2004-08-23 14:52:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-08-23 14:46:28 EDT (#)
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"I........almost......licked it," he whispered, barely audible.
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Dude...You kick all kinds of fucking ass!!
Submitted by runninginplace (user info) at 2004-08-23 14:10:06 EDT (#)
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One of your best posts. This fucking rules.
B@W
Submitted by vodka7tall (user info) at 2004-08-23 13:52:01 EDT (#)
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This guy's dick never ceases to land him in heaps of trouble, does it?
Great story.
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-08-23 13:48:38 EDT (#)
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Hilarious
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-08-23 13:38:21 EDT (#)
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feel free to nominate it people! Wally r0x0rz my s0xorz
Submitted by JohnSenter (user info) at 2004-08-23 13:33:24 EDT (#)
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Damn I wish I had a pair of rapist's hands.
Submitted by espo (user info) at 2004-08-23 13:29:49 EDT (#)
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i do believe you've mastered the art of the short ubersite story young man. well done.
+2
Espo
Submitted by lrw (user info) at 2004-08-23 13:29:05 EDT (#)
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me + wally = forever
love the wally stories
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-08-23 13:24:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-08-23 12:15:36 (#)
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I got the title from Filthy's previous post (http://www.ubersite.com/m/37339), though the posts are completely unrelated.
Imitation is a form of flattery right?
Right?
Hello?
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Does this mean I can start wearing those 'Endorsed by CBG' t-shirts now?
If this gets on B@W and mine doesn't it'll be handbags at dawn, young man.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-23 13:17:10 EDT (#)
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This kind of thing happens all the time....
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2004-08-23 13:02:51 EDT (#)
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oh man...sucks to be him...errr...nevermind
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-08-23 13:01:38 EDT (#)
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THAT is ew.
Submitted by pakifier (user info) at 2004-08-23 13:00:19 EDT (#)
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ouch!!!
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-08-23 12:54:08 EDT (#)
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Poor Wiggum
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-08-23 12:53:26 EDT (#)
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Wally: Oh Suzie.....Oh Suzie.....
Girl: my name is Jenny
Girl #2: I'M Suzie!
Wally: PARTY HARTY!
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dude you fucking rock.
Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-08-23 12:52:57 EDT (#)
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We need a picture of Wally!
I must see the Indian Pimp you speak of, It would make the laughing last so much longer.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-08-23 12:49:54 EDT (#)
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<"I........almost......licked it," he whispered, barely audible.>
I'll be laughing about this all day.
Bored. At. Work. 'Nuff said.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-08-23 12:49:24 EDT (#)
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Sweet Jesus. Bad images. Really bad images.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-08-23 12:48:29 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*thud*
Submitted by Screwyouall (user info) at 2004-08-23 12:45:54 EDT (#)
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AHahahahaahahahahaahahahaahahahahashsahshshsshshshshahahaahahaha
Man i thought my day would suck, this shit rocks my world
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-08-23 12:45:25 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-23 12:38:47 EDT (#)
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b@w????
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-08-23 12:38:23 EDT (#)
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ha, seriously when you're learning a language more emphasis should be put on popular slang term type things.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-08-23 12:37:43 EDT (#)
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Those crazy exchange students. What will they do next?
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-08-23 12:33:47 EDT (#)
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"MY EYES, THEY BLEED!" Wally screamed. "PLEASE, I BEG YOU, PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!"
Oh man oh man oh man. Why does this bring back memories for me?
SAYING it, asshole. not being told.
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-08-23 12:33:02 EDT (#)
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Fantastic
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2004-08-23 12:28:24 EDT (#)
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heh heh heh heh heh
I love you and hate you in equel measure.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-08-23 12:27:05 EDT (#)
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Ahahahhaahaa!!!
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-08-23 12:25:04 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by oxanar (user info) at 2004-08-23 12:24:16 EDT (#)
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Damn funny!
Submitted by RateBot (user info) at 2004-08-23 12:22:18 EDT (#)
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Mulva?
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-08-23 12:22:16 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2004-08-23 12:19:42 EDT (#)
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A pleasure, as always!
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-08-23 12:19:36 EDT (#)
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ahhhh Wally! there's nop bigger surprise then finding a a thong full of dong...
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-23 12:19:08 EDT (#)
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Good times.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-08-23 12:17:14 EDT (#)
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DAMMIT. Sorry.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-08-23 12:16:56 EDT (#)
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"MY EYES, THEY BLEED!" Wally screamed. "PLEASE, I BEG YOU, PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!"
Pahhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahah!
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-08-23 12:16:33 EDT (#)
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Ruled like six tonnes of spam.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-08-23 12:15:36 EDT (#)
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I got the title from Filthy's previous post (http://www.ubersite.com/m/37339), though the posts are completely unrelated.
Imitation is a form of flattery right?
Right?
Hello?