John kerry was a GAY in Vent Nam! (817 hits)
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Rating: -0.73 on 36 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2004-08-23 13:59:20 EDT
I was in O'Hanrahan's bar with a friend on Saturday when I hard a man at the bar say to a friend that John Kerry acted like a GAY in Viet Name. The guy said that Kerry rode around in ""Swish Boats" (This is I think is what THEY call "CRUISING")and that when he was with another man he "Shot from behind!"!!!
We CANNOT erect a GAY for Precident! The next thing they will be teaching in our classrooms and touching our sons pens and learning our little girls how to cut off there hair and wear constriction boots!
And I have to dikes living next door to me now! And sometimes I can't sleep at night for thinking about the rampart rag munching going on and this is wrong!!!
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-09-20 12:47:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oops i meant -2 this crap
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-09-20 12:47:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I agree
Horrible satire
Take the cock out of your mouth before you type, I think it was poking your brain
Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2004-09-20 12:37:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by screaney (user info) at 2004-08-27 18:01:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Horrible horrible satire.
-1 for at least tr
Calling me a oversex flute-playing creature out of Geek Myths is does makes no sense!!!
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this is when i discovered the genie us of daniel jaines. i'm now a hew judge fan!!1!!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2004-08-26 19:27:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thats right man!
BOO DEMOCRATS!!
Theres only one thing I hate more than John Kerry, and that's Michale Moore.
Oh, and in a day or two you might want to checkout part II of my conservative rant. This one is a real story.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-08-25 17:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You should SO be positively rated. And I like John Kerry.
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-08-25 14:30:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
(user info) at 2004-08-25 09:16:58 (#)
Ranking: -1
Horrible horrible satire.
-1 for at least tr
Calling me a oversex flute-playing creature out of Geek Myths is does makes no sense!!!
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-08-25 09:16:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Horrible horrible satire.
-1 for at least trying.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-25 09:06:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
post more, I'm a fan
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-25 00:21:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-08-24 11:56:32 (#)
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As a FREE AMERICAN I am untitled to chance my MIND!
I follow the truth!"
I'm not ridiculing the right to change your mind. I'm ridiculing you because you changed your mind based on crap spouted by drunks. I can't believe that idiots like you are entitled to vote.
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-08-24 11:56:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kellio (user Ranking: -2
Jesus man, make up your fucking mind! One of your last posts was in support of Kerry, now you're bagging him out. And why? Because some fucking drunk in a bar was talking shit?
Your local bar, where drunks give their enlightened views on polit
As a FREE AMERICAN I am untitled to chance my MIND!
I follow the truth!
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2004-08-23 22:14:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Huh? What?
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2004-08-23 21:52:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh my god, peoplpe, it's OBVIOUSLY a joke.
Submitted by sterling96 (user info) at 2004-08-23 21:49:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Although I hate Kerry, this was one of the most awful posts I have ever read here....
Submitted by Worm (user info) at 2004-08-23 21:44:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shenanigans
Submitted by LizardSpark (user info) at 2004-08-23 21:37:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Barftastically awful. Twintistically Twerriblous. Yuck Squared. PU.
Submitted by isthisallthereis (user info) at 2004-08-23 21:34:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Chicken pot pie is the greatest (perhaps only) contribution that "Just Shoot Me" made to comedy.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-08-23 21:24:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-23 16:22:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
chicken pot
chicken pot
chicken pot piiiiiiiieeeeee
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'll send one dollar worth of $0.05 candy to whoever (excluding munkey) who can tell me where that came from.
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-23 21:19:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus man, make up your fucking mind! One of your last posts was in support of Kerry, now you're bagging him out. And why? Because some fucking drunk in a bar was talking shit?
Your local bar, where drunks give their enlightened views on politics!
Submitted by Id (user info) at 2004-08-23 17:30:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Behold the typical Bush supporter, and tremble.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-23 16:22:23 EDT (#)
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chicken pot
chicken pot
chicken pot piiiiiiiieeeeee
Submitted by charger (user info) at 2004-08-23 15:38:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Can't you try to make your jokes even remotely funny?
Submitted by sealclubber (user info) at 2004-08-23 15:11:36 EDT (#)
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YEEHAW! Let's all make us up some moonshine and git dem dare nygerz.
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-08-23 15:10:38 EDT (#)
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*sigh* Add another one to Daniel's list of badly ranked posts.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-23 14:57:52 EDT (#)
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Well hello, Christine man.
Tool.
Submitted by Inseminator (user info) at 2004-08-23 14:42:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't read this shit! What the fuck, Daniel!? It sounds like a second grader's spelling test... a second grader who had serious Down's Syndrome.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-23 14:29:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like your art
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-08-23 14:21:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am no darkie Songy. I an pure WHITE European Christine man! And a proud American!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-08-23 14:20:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This made my eyes bleed.
Submitted by bubba69 (user info) at 2004-08-23 14:18:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome!!! best story evar! this guy is a genius
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-23 14:17:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why doesn't this dork just give up?
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-08-23 14:09:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Where the hell is ventnam? Isn't that by Siberia or something?
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-08-23 14:06:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wow. god. awful.
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-08-23 14:06:10 EDT (#)
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Go to hell Goop you idiot I am not going to fight with a obvious made -up caricature!!
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-08-23 14:04:53 EDT (#)
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Hack.
Submitted by dirty_gook (user info) at 2004-08-23 14:01:02 EDT (#)
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Shenanigans. That's right, a shenanigan called shenanigans. Wanna fight about it?