A Mid-Morning Ride on the 3 (410 hits)
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Submitted by Cam (View user info) at 2004-08-23 16:23:11 EDT
You know, you always hear about the freaky stuff that goes on in the New York City subways. And they're always funny, until it happens to you.
I had been home for a nice long weekend in Jersey, and since I didn't have class until 1 in the afternoon I took a late train into Penn Station. I hopped on the 3 for my ride downtown. I noticed that the train was packed and all the seats were taken except for one. So not thinking I sat down. I guess I should have known something was up.
So I busted out whatever book it was that I was reading at the time and wasn't really paying attention to anything....or anyone for that matter. Maybe 3 stops from my dorm, I looked up real quick just to make sure of where I was. Well when my eyes were on their way back down to my book, I noticed another eye.......
Now I'm not the type of person to make a scene and I really couldn't believe what I was seeing so I was frozen in my seat. My roommates had told me stories of what had happened to them, and so had some of my friends and I had laughed for hours at their expense they were about to get their chance to laugh at me.
I looked around to see if anyone else had noticed what was going on, but then I realized I was the only one left on the train with this guy (just my luck). One of the reasons my family didn't want me in NY was because of freaks like this, so I cam to the conclusion at that point that I could never tell them about this. I could tell that this guy was a pro. He had cut a whole in his Bomber jacket (you know like the one Tom Cruise had on in Top Gun?) and had it conveniently covering his lap where his penis was on the outside of his sweats. But when he saw me sitting in front of him the jacket wasn't covering anything at all.
So I did what most people would do........well what I think most people would do. Anyway, I tried to make it look like I hadn't seen anything and slid down about 5 or 6 feet to the other side. But did that stop him??? OH NO!!! He proceeded to slide with me (1 stop to go and still no one had come into this car). So I looked up at him dead in his eyes ready to say something when he mouthed the words "Oh Yeah Baby!" to me and winked. As talkative as I am in a day, nothing would come out. Greatfully the train pulled into the station and I go out. But after that anytime I get on a subway I make sure that there is no one there with a Bomber's jacket on.
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-24 06:58:04 EDT (#)
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Solid 0
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-08-23 16:37:25 EDT (#)
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Pretty crazy shit.
Where in NJ do you live?
I'm in Passaic County, and if you're taking the train to Penn Station, I figure you for a Passaic/Bergen county girl.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2004-08-23 16:29:55 EDT (#)
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You're right.... That WAS a great morning ride on the 3. Thanks for everything!