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Submitted by JP <jean15paul.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2002-08-14 16:51:00 EDT
These are some useless facts that I've collected over some length of time. Enjoy. P.S. It's really long, so it will kill some time at work. LOL.
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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
Coca-Cola was originally green.
Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.
The Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters.
City with the most Rolls Royces per capita: Hong Kong.
State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska.
Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%
Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33.
Cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400
Average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000.
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
The youngest pope was 11 years old.
First novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history. Spades - King David, Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne, and Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
The term "the whole 9 yards" came from W.W.II fighter pilots in the South Pacific. When arming their airplanes on the ground, the .50 caliber machine gun ammo belts measured exactly 27 feet, before being loaded into the fuselage. If the pilots fired all their ammo at a target, it got "the whole 9 yards."
Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.
The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law, which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.
The name Jeep came from the abbreviation used in the army for the "General Purpose" vehicle, G.P.
The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
The first NFL team that plays its home games in a domed stadium to win a Superbowl was the St. Louis Rams in 1999.
The only two days of the year in which there are no professional sports games (MLB, NBA, NHL, or NFL) are the day before and the day after the Major League all-stars Game
The nursery rhyme Ring Around the Rosy is a rhyme about the plague. Infected people with the plague would get red circular sores ("Ring around the rosy..."), these sores would smell very badly so common folks would put flowers on their bodies somewhere (inconspicuously), so that it would cover the smell of the sores ("...a pocket full of posies..."), People who died from the plague would be burned so as to reduce the possible spread of the disease ("...ashes, ashes, we all fall down!")
Q. What separates "60 Minutes," on CBS from every other TV show?
A. No theme song.
Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace.
Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?
A. Obsession
Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand
Q. What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.
Q. This is the only food that doesn't spoil.
A. Honey
Q. There are more collect calls on this day than any other day of the year.
A. Father's Day
Q. What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?
A. He was allergic to carrots.
40% of all people who come to a party snoop in your medicine cabinet.
An apple, onion, and potato all have the same taste. The differences in flavor are caused by their smell. To prove this you can pinch your nose and take a bite from each. They will all taste sweet.
The estimated number of M & M's sold each day in the United States is 200,000,000.
Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.
Wine will spoil if exposed to light, hence tinted bottles.
A hard-boiled egg will spin. An uncooked or soft-boiled egg will not. (I'm going home to boil an egg tonight)
Domestic cats hate lemons or other citrus scents.
Every citizen of Kentucky is required by law to take a bath at least once a year.
Parker Brothers prints about 50 billion dollars worth of Monopoly money in one year. (which is more than real money printed in a year)
203 million dollars is spent on barbed wire each year in the U.S.
No word in the English language rhymes with "month".
If you put a raisin in a champagne bottle, it will rise and fall continuously.
The letter J does not appear ANYWHERE in the periodic table of elements.
In Canada, if a debt is higher than 25 cents, it is illegal to pay it with pennies.
Impotence is grounds for divorce in 24 states in the United States.
Federal law forbids recycling used eyeglasses in the United States
If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in U.S. coins without being able to make change for a dollar
If you are hedenophobic, you have a fear of pleasure.
"Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.
If you toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but more like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom more often.
The longest word that can be typed solely with the left hand is stewardess
There is only ONE word in the English language with THREE CONSECUTIVE SETS OF DOUBLE LETTERS.... Bookkeeper
Cleveland spelled backwards is "DNA level C."
The # symbols is often referred to as a "number sign" or "pound sign." Its actual name is an octothorpe
The letter "W" is the only letter in the alphabet that doesn't have just one syllable - it has three.
The letters in the abbreviation e.g. stand for exempli gratia - a Latin term meaning "for example."
Women blink nearly twice as much as men do.
This one is deep...think about the cultural impact this could have: NO WAR HAS BEEN FOUGHT WHERE BOTH COUNTRIES HAD A McDonalds
For the "wrong handed" people...Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people! That means DEATH to Lefties
The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog." uses every letter of the alphabet!
The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable"!
A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off - it dies from starvation.
The state of Florida is bigger than England!
The youngest person to give birth was a five-yr. old tribal girl (C-Section of course)
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Submitted by sergeantslaughter (user info) at 2008-08-07 08:27:18 EDT (#)
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wiggity wiggity whoa
Submitted by alexer26 (user info) at 2008-04-20 11:58:04 EDT (#)
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Whoa...interesting...
Submitted by skyler (user info) at 2008-03-23 13:00:32 EDT (#)
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interesting, but prob not true :P
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-03-10 18:53:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-10 15:47:42 PDT (#)
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This is definitely the least-deserving MVP post on Uber.
1. The "facts" are mostly untrue.
2. The "author" didn't write it.
3. it was shit.
I vote we all add this to the banned web page list on our browsers so that we can't possibly view it, eventually other posts will knock it off the list.
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I actually agree with Ltap on this. This post is weak.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-10 18:47:42 EDT (#)
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This is definitely the least-deserving MVP post on Uber.
1. The "facts" are mostly untrue.
2. The "author" didn't write it.
3. it was shit.
I vote we all add this to the banned web page list on our browsers so that we can't possibly view it, eventually other posts will knock it off the list.
Submitted by Targa (user info) at 2008-03-07 10:41:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Zanz38 (user info) at 2002-08-15 03:24:43 EDT (#)
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Orange is another word which has no match ie you can not ryme it.
as does purple i belive.
The porn Industry has led the charge in the technology changes on the Internet Streaming videos secure payments and age verification etc etc.
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Duh, 'nurple'.
Submitted by ligrl4387 (user info) at 2008-01-13 19:25:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by _ce (user info) at 2005-04-19 11:10:47 EDT (#)
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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand
What about "One hundred And One" ?
:)
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um, after One hundred, you're supposed to say one hundred one, one hundred two, and so forth. you dont say the AND part. so yeah, its one thousand.
and so what if he even DID copy and paste this from an email? he said he's COLLECTED it. not just thought everything up.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-12-29 18:42:47 EST (#)
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nevermind the fact it was posted 5 years ago zeg.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-11-11 22:11:00 EST (#)
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Its like something in a hotmail account inbox titled
"FW: FW: FW: FW: Thought you might like this" That I'd get from my younger sister or something...
Submitted by keitsith (user info) at 2007-10-30 13:13:56 EDT (#)
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nah
Submitted by deelo (user info) at 2007-09-16 23:36:45 EDT (#)
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most of these aren't even facts
Submitted by AccidentalPerfidy (user info) at 2007-09-13 00:30:28 EDT (#)
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Fuck.
That's snopes.com with two S's.
Submitted by AccidentalPerfidy (user info) at 2007-09-13 00:29:35 EDT (#)
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Utter bunk. Why should people get positive ratings for posting shit out of their inbox?
As someone said, "Snope.com. Bitch."
'Nuff said.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:22:15 EDT (#)
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I never rated this.
Submitted by rycke (user info) at 2007-09-05 01:48:14 EDT (#)
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For putting the word "useless" in the title, you get a -1. You'd have gotten a -2 if not for that word, because really those lines were like what you said - useless.
Submitted by shmack92 (user info) at 2007-08-23 03:24:28 EDT (#)
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The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law, which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
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rebar?
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For the "wrong handed" people...Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people! That means DEATH to Lefties
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uh-oh
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-08-10 23:39:39 EDT (#)
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Yeah so?
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2007-08-10 22:51:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-08-10 21:55:11 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/4263#2263606
MySpacey? I don't even think MySpace was launched yet when this was posted.
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The post may be from 2002 but the comment is from 2006.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-08-10 21:55:11 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/4263#2263606
MySpacey? I don't even think MySpace was launched yet when this was posted.
Submitted by viciouscorndog (user info) at 2007-06-09 17:32:47 EDT (#)
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Very interesting
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-04-25 22:02:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-20 00:09:15 EST (#)
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Really? http://www.ubersite.com/m/98938
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-01-29 16:11:40 EST (#)
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So you collected this? And the email I was forwarded a few months ago with 90% of the same content, that was a ripoff of your work?
Submitted by dexpaxas (user info) at 2006-12-28 11:53:53 EST (#)
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multiple references to underage pregnancy. Way underage. As the father of a 5 year old I must heartily protest. Plus this whole list feels really MySpacey. It's too bad you didn't leave in the "If you don't repost this a sabertooth orangutan will use your collection of United States teaspoons to sodomize your mother." I was going to say Fidel Castro but then maybe some people would repost this.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-15 16:05:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-11-11 03:39:11 EST (#)
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I can't remember if I ever rated this or not, and I'm too lazy to go back and check. So just in case...
Submitted by combatwombat (user info) at 2006-11-09 11:23:32 EST (#)
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Snopes.com pretty much rips this post apart... especially the one about the horse statues with the legs in the air... I eman they actually give examples of monuments, who they're for and how they died... although I do give you credit for posting facts that you've "collected" through personal experience and not other emails, web sites, and myspace blogs... that would be sacreligious.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-03 16:47:16 EST (#)
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Y do people +2 this?????????? none of it is right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-25 13:43:46 EDT (#)
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Can't believe I never rated this.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-10-05 05:46:13 EDT (#)
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Q. What separates "60 Minutes," on CBS from every other TV show?
A. No theme song.
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yahuh...
"ticktockticktockticktock"
Submitted by mynameisandy (user info) at 2006-10-05 05:26:05 EDT (#)
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Mitsubishi logo is actaully a representation of the propeller blades on the Zero fighter aircraft, a product the company formerly made.
You guys can have fun with that. "
Isn't it also Japanese for "three diamonds"?
Submitted by smemma (user info) at 2006-10-03 20:53:13 EDT (#)
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haha!! I knew about all these.
Submitted by JediMasterJambi (user info) at 2006-09-13 16:01:14 EDT (#)
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Entertaning and kinda fun. Some of this stuff is funny to find out about. The 111x111 thing freaked me a bit. Thanks for sharing your kowledege.
Once again I see -2's followed by childish outbursts of curse words. Are you guys mentally below the age of 11 or are you all just raised in Kentuccky ;)? Grow up, get off the Internet and go live your life while your young, or take a damn bath.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-30 17:12:29 EDT (#)
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For the use of "LOL."
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-29 23:36:49 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Demos74 (user info) at 2006-08-08 00:33:10 EDT (#)
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The raisen in champaign thing works with Sprite too. You can even put food coloring in it to color it yellow and tell your kids its piss, then put the raisen in and say its a new kind of animal that cleans it and turns it into water by expelling all the bad stuff as gas, then drink it and eat the "little animal" and watch them gross out. Thats what I did anyways :)
Submitted by NotANumber (user info) at 2006-07-28 15:28:05 EDT (#)
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"A hard-boiled egg will spin. An uncooked or soft-boiled egg will not." -Actually, an uncooked egg will spin, you dumb fuck, have you never tried spinning one? (It will actually keep spinning even after you have stopped it, that's how good it is at spinning.)
"NO WAR HAS BEEN FOUGHT WHERE BOTH COUNTRIES HAD A McDonalds" -That's coz McDonalds rules!!!
"The state of Florida is bigger than England!" -Just goes to show how great England is, it's so small yet still holds all the power.
"Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand"
-Unless you were German
"Did you know the dumbass who created this test is a fucking schizophrenic homo butt- licking, whore- slapping, cock- sucking, nipple- biting crazy motherfukcing son of a bitch who wasted their whole life for gathering a load of shit that most people DON'T GIVE TWO FLYING FUCKS ABOUT, who will die of CANCEROUS AIDS" -That's the only good thing I found on there.
It was actually pretty good, now I think about it.
Though -1 for wasting my time.
Submitted by overtoBob (user info) at 2006-06-25 16:53:44 EDT (#)
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Thanks for the entertaining read
Submitted by bavrix (user info) at 2006-06-21 16:30:48 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by KindaLikeJesus (user info) at 2006-05-28 14:41:56 EDT (#)
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Thanks dumbfuck most of that shit isn't true and to the person who said it wasn't possible to give birth at five it is http://snopes.com/pregnant/medina.asps anyway that is one of the few true and stewardesses ha two letters longer and with the left hand dickhole
Submitted by Bundaberg (user info) at 2006-05-28 09:29:00 EDT (#)
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meh
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-05-11 17:27:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Torch (user info) at 2006-05-11 17:11:51 (#)
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Wow. This is so great. I love how this is 100% original and not completely stolen from all over the internet. Most of it is shit that everyone with common sense knows already anyway. "The letter W is the only letter with more than one syllable - it has three." Way to go. I made that discovery when I was two.
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stfu noob, this was posted when you were still sucking at your ma's teats, ya skirt-wearing poodle-faced dog's body
Submitted by Torch (user info) at 2006-05-11 17:11:51 EDT (#)
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Wow. This is so great. I love how this is 100% original and not completely stolen from all over the internet. Most of it is shit that everyone with common sense knows already anyway. "The letter W is the only letter with more than one syllable - it has three." Way to go. I made that discovery when I was two.
Submitted by orooma (user info) at 2006-05-10 23:08:12 EDT (#)
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Fucking A. You helped so many people kill their time(I bet my ass that it is Company time) by ranking and writing their dumb-ass comments. Feel Sorry for chinaman getting married at the age of 9 and having the rest of his sorry-ass-live fucked up. I married at the age of 35, still think it was too early, ha-ha...
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:31:18 EDT (#)
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http://www.helpwinthisbet.com
Submitted by TimTheBard (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:17:17 EDT (#)
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Haven't I seen this in a FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: somewhere?
Submitted by Webered (user info) at 2006-04-19 15:45:48 EDT (#)
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Entertaining. I think people forget that entertainment is the sole purpose of this site.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-04-07 10:03:55 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-03-22 13:38:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bow down before me, your new lord and ruler, and serenade me with a beautiful flowing chorus of insults and -2's.
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Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2006-03-20 12:00:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HA! Damn, first post I ever read...
Submitted by stocksy (user info) at 2006-02-25 08:52:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
just good
Submitted by Doberish (user info) at 2006-02-20 23:02:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84167
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:41:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2005-12-04 09:17:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
surely the shortest the shortest sentince is 'I'?
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What's a "sentince" and since when is "I" a verb?
Why would I ask such simple questions to an obvious moron such as yourself?
Good question.
Submitted by no_one (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:28:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Ok, lots of people take exception go the sentence I am, or the number one thousand, but no one has a problem with the 5 year old tribal girl givng birth. That isn't possible.
while it is true that the age a girl first has her period is dropping, you'd be rather above the bar to have it at 7 or 8. You can't become pregneant until you have begun to have your period (thought you can actually get pregnant that very first time, without ever having had one) What mostly determines when a girl has her period is body fat ratio. The reason the age has been dropping is that in well developed nations, nutrition is much better. It is highly unlikely though, that a five year old would be able to become pregnant at such a young age, and even more unlikely if it is a "tribal" girl, who probably doesn't have the advantages of enriched flour or iodized salt. Unless the girl was artificially enseminated, then fed horomones to keep her body from rejecting the egg (estrogen and progesterone or whatever fertile women produce) it's not going to happen.
Submitted by Pigsarentfilthy (user info) at 2006-01-20 05:35:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Here's another fact: You are a fucking bell-end
Strange but true.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2006-01-17 10:50:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-01-07 18:35:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Ditka (user info) at 2006-01-07 18:25:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
timing really is everything with some of these mvm's
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dammit ditka you've rated every single mvm
Submitted by Ditka (user info) at 2006-01-07 18:25:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
timing really is everything with some of these mvm's
Submitted by Boondock (user info) at 2005-12-30 17:13:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Despiadado (user info) at 2005-12-19 14:48:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_and_British_English_differences#Numbers
Don't impose your incorrect American conventions on me.
Submitted by nigletsyz (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:17:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand
Well, I suppose this would only apply to whole numbers. You would reach a decimal number with an "a" in it far sooner. "one thousanth" "one and one tenth" BTW, you can only use "and" when reffering to a fraction. It is incorrect to say, "one hundred and one", but it would be correct to say, "one hundred one and one tenth"
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-12-04 09:51:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"The longest word that can be typed solely with the left hand is stewardess "
Fuck off. "antidisestablishmentarianism". I just typed that with my left hand.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2005-12-04 09:17:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
surely the shortest the shortest sentince is 'I'?
Submitted by Walker (user info) at 2005-11-24 19:55:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Great read! If only I had some champagne handy...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-10 11:20:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
actually stewardessES
Submitted by MrHappyPants (user info) at 2005-11-09 14:04:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/78654
Submitted by Snuffleupagus (user info) at 2005-10-20 23:09:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Grapes do not explode in the microwave. Just for that: -2
If you grease the bottom of a mirco, you can race grapes as they squirt juice out their stem-connection hole.
Also fun in the microwave: Light bulbs, burnt upright toothpicks, CDs (be sure to see the bottom side), inside out foil chip bags, eggs.
Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-10-15 01:45:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2005-10-15 01:35:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-10-13 12:11:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dubya tee eff
Submitted by TweakinIan (user info) at 2005-10-13 01:11:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Totally useless fact:
this sucks.
Submitted by celine (user info) at 2005-10-06 02:39:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ISuck (user info) at 2003-02-04 16:37:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
That whole "more muscles to frown than to smile" is bullshit. That's assuming one actually turns the corners of his mouth downward when frowning, and who the hell does that?
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Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2003-02-04 16:09:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
Pigs have the longest orgasms.
*squeal*
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ISuck - I agree. When I frown, my mouth doesn't move, but my eyebrows get squinty and I look to the side. 2 muscles tops. I did it in the mirror just to be sure, and if anything it looks like I'm thinking really hard, probably something along the lines of "How can I calm myself enough to not kill the person who made me this pissed off?"
catscradle - Pigs also have corkscrew-shaped penises. AND vaginal canals. I can only imagine, yeah, those orgasms would be pretty awesome.
Another couple things I noticed debates raging over -
G.I. comes from "General Issue." As in all the stuff a typical US soldier would be equipped with after boot camp. General Issue gun, General Issue boots, fatigues, helmet, etc. In addition, MRE's (Meals Ready to Eat) are a fairly new invention. In WWII, the portable meals were called, you guessed it: General Issue Rations.
101: It's one hundred one in the US. Dunno about you UK folks, but I'm willing to bet it shares roots with "color" vs. "colour." Dropping the U was an intentional move after the Revolutionary War to further separate us from the British, if I'm not mistaken there was actually a Congressional debate over it. Rednecks here in the States currently pronounce it "a hunnerd'n'one." Go trailer parks, woo!
Coke: Fact: Coke did indeed originally contain cocaine. "Coca-Cola" is a direct reference to the fact that the ingredients to the secret recipe were taken from the coca plant. It began as a patent medicine and was not even carbonated, originally.
Fact: The fat, jolly, red Santa we all know and love was a Coke marketing invention. I've never heard about a green Santa, but I'll definitely look into it.
Fact: The secret formula has never changed and is passed down by word of mouth. Only the top two Coke executives know it at any given time, and they are never allowed on the same airplane together.
And something else I didn't see mentioned -
The "mozzarella cheese" that most pizza chains use (in the US anyway - I'm talking Papa John's, Gumby's, Domino's, etc) is 50% GLUE.
Submitted by ElmerFudd (user info) at 2005-10-06 01:40:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
err...I mean "Go."
Submitted by ElmerFudd (user info) at 2005-10-06 01:39:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry but the shortest sentence is:
Run.
Submitted by ElmerFudd (user info) at 2005-10-03 03:26:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
add:
6 "Presidents" before Washington. John Hanson being the first.
Submitted by hurt911gen (user info) at 2005-09-30 21:45:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
just like the rating
kicker of all ass
Submitted by moopadoopdoop (user info) at 2005-09-28 15:39:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
all of those are apocryphal
snopes.com bitch
Submitted by DBecs (user info) at 2005-09-20 03:11:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's a fact: British people can't ride bicycles. Look it up:
www.google.com
Submitted by lindzo41 (user info) at 2005-08-25 16:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Also....what do you mean by debt in Canada? Because I pay for shit with pennies all the time. Its funny to do and Ihave never been arrested for it.
Submitted by lindzo41 (user info) at 2005-08-25 16:13:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Interesting stuff.......is this all proven? I think the monopoly money thing is an old statisitc, like when people were actualyl still buying the game. lol
Submitted by smokingloon (user info) at 2005-08-04 23:14:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's nice to see some people trying to expand their respective intelligencia.
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-08-03 02:16:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whatever happened to JP ?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72348
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Submitted by Gendo (user info) at 2005-07-28 16:03:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-07-26 00:15:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/70277
Submitted by Practice (user info) at 2005-07-22 03:40:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-07-18 08:04:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-18 07:57:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-07-18 07:23:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog." uses every letter of the alphabet!
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I don't see the letter V
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Spastic
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-18 07:57:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-07-18 07:23:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog." uses every letter of the alphabet!
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I don't see the letter V
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oVer
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-07-18 07:23:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog." uses every letter of the alphabet!
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I don't see the letter V
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2005-07-14 16:31:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Great... my breath smells like onion, my microwave is very messy, and I think I killed a seagull. DAMNIT.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-14 06:28:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-06-14 06:11:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Aw, wittle baby newbs hatch from their shells and enter the world through a Most reviewed portal. Awwwww....how cute!
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-14 06:01:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
you can always tell that a n00b was born when you see one of these 10 posts up on MRR.
Submitted by soapXdestruction (user info) at 2005-06-14 06:08:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh yea, and i think the women blinking thing, that could be... cause theyre always wearing so much makeup? i dont wear any makeup and i hardly ever blink
Submitted by alfakyle (user info) at 2005-06-12 16:33:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
PhozPhateX - Lasers don't actually make a beam, only the dot... (Contrary to Star Trek)
If you put dust/mist between the dot and the laser source, you will get a beam (an assload of dots). Maybe the lasers in Star Trek (let alone Star Wars, or damn near every other sci-fi type movie) are just reflecting off of dust.
Submitted by alfakyle (user info) at 2005-06-12 16:06:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave."
not if you don't turn it on.
Submitted by alfakyle (user info) at 2005-06-12 16:05:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Q. What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women."
Mary Anderson patented it in the us in 1905. There is debate regarding whether she did in fact invent it, or if it was actually Józef Hofmann.
It made me smile, but I can't rate it positive due to lack of fact checking.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-27 07:42:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hong Kong is neither a city nor a country.
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-05-27 07:27:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hong kong is a country.
Submitted by rick_the_stud (user info) at 2005-05-03 18:57:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
I disagree. What about "Go."?
Submitted by TenYears_Gone (user info) at 2005-04-19 14:16:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AND isn't part on the number, bud. Sorry to break it to you, but the number is "One hundred one."
General Purpose --> G.P. -->Jeep. Sound it out. Everything in the Army is like that; you'll mutliate words until they're almost unrecognizable.
Submitted by _ce (user info) at 2005-04-19 11:10:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand
What about "One hundred And One" ?
:)
Submitted by king_mark (user info) at 2005-04-19 02:19:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
'No word in the English language rhymes with "month".'
course there is..
Cunt
Submitted by Silk (user info) at 2005-04-07 12:56:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Darkata7 (user info) at 2003-07-02 01:03:20 (#)
Ranking: 1
... Mitsubishi logo is actaully a representation of the propeller blades on the Zero fighter aircraft, a product the company formerly made.
You guys can have fun with that. "
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I thought that was BMW
Submitted by jdcb (user info) at 2005-04-06 15:20:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"The Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters."
Yeah, and the are C R A C K C O C A I N E
Submitted by PokerIsMyLife (user info) at 2005-03-10 06:01:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm gullible as hell so I read every letter you wrote and believed every other one.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-28 00:21:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
PART DEUX --- http://www.ubersite.com/m/60787
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-02-25 22:48:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-02-20 19:13:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
any moron that's been online for over a week and has an email account (me too) has heard all of this shit, minimum, fifty times in some retarded fucking pass it on email.
'please, for the sake of dying seals everywhere, pass this email to ten other people who may need their day brightened...if you don't, you're manmeat will fall off and your nuts will be stuffed so far into your ass, your breath'll smell like liquid love.'
unabonger
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Check the date.
This was posted in 2002. Yet it still makes me smile.
-Dave
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-02-20 19:13:21 EST (#)
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any moron that's been online for over a week and has an email account (me too) has heard all of this shit, minimum, fifty times in some retarded fucking pass it on email.
'please, for the sake of dying seals everywhere, pass this email to ten other people who may need their day brightened...if you don't, you're manmeat will fall off and your nuts will be stuffed so far into your ass, your breath'll smell like liquid love.'
unabonger
Submitted by Faithless_Whisper (user info) at 2005-02-11 15:41:14 EST (#)
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Could this suck anymore? I swear my 5 year old sister sent me this in an e-mail.
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-02-02 19:56:05 EST (#)
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seriously, dont bother
you got that from a chain email, you big fibber
Submitted by BrittInToledo (user info) at 2005-01-31 11:31:34 EST (#)
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It always cracks me up when people become so outraged and upset about this kind of stuff. "Uh, hello dumbfucks, ONE HUNDRED AND ONE has the letter A in it..." "AND isn't a number you ungodly whore!" such and such and such...
But I guess that's what Ubersite is all about. :)
Submitted by pokeysrevenge (user info) at 2005-01-28 23:50:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by Walrus_King (user info) at 2005-01-27 11:30:14 (#)
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The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.
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That's false, google it.
what number would you have to get up to before you use the letter 'a'
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how about one hundred !A!nd one
Read down for all of the "AND" number posts. AND IS NOT A FUCKING NUMBER.
Submitted by Walrus_King (user info) at 2005-01-27 11:30:14 EST (#)
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The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.
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That's false, google it.
what number would you have to get up to before you use the letter 'a'
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how about one hundred !A!nd one
Submitted by Grin (user info) at 2005-01-27 00:02:15 EST (#)
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Actually, Mel Blanc was NOT allergic to carrots. He just didn't like them. Between takes, he would stop to spit out partially chewed chunks of carrot into a waste basket.
Submitted by Wanker (user info) at 2005-01-25 15:32:19 EST (#)
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Funny but I have seen before
Submitted by pokeysrevenge (user info) at 2005-01-23 00:18:19 EST (#)
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There are only three words in the English language, all adjectives, which end in "-gry." Two are "angry" and "hungry"; the third word describes the state of the world today. What is it?
This is the (presumed) original version of the puzzle from 1975. The possible answers (if obsolete words, names, and hyphenated compounds of "angry" and "hungry" are allowed) are plentiful. Most of the listed below were in the 1933 edition of the Oxford English Dictionary, and all have appeared in some major dictionary of English:
affect-hungry
fire-angry
MacLoingry
Seagry
aggry
Gagry
mad-angry
self-angry
Agry
girl-hungry
mad-hungry
selfe-angry
ahungry
gonagry
magry
sensation-hungry
air-hungry
gry
malgry
sex-angry
anhungry
haegry
man-hungry
sex-hungry
Badagry
half-angry
managry
Shchigry
Ballingry
hangry
mannagry
shiggry
And so on.
Submitted by pokeysrevenge (user info) at 2005-01-23 00:09:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by jussi <jmabry.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-09-04 19:53:58 (#)
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Hey!
The only word in the english language with THREE CONSECUTIVE consenants is GODDESSSHIP.
Actually, there is AAADONTA, FLYING JIBBBOOM, PEEENT, FREEER, FREEEST, ISHIII, FRILLLESS, WALLLESS, LAPAROHYSTEROSALPINGOOOPHORECTOMY, BRRR, GODDESSSHIP, COUNTESSSHIP, DUCHESSSHIP, GOVERNESSSHIP, HOSTESSSHIP, VERTUUUS, UUULA, and YAYYY.
Feel free to look them up.
Submitted by ssj4yamcha (user info) at 2005-01-18 06:19:07 EST (#)
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I'm not going to take the time to read through the INSANE amounts of previous comments (mostly negative it seems). Instead, i'll just add the 2 examples I KNOW are wrong.
1-The rule of thumb comes from approximating the measure of 1 inch with the width of your thumb.
2-No theme song for 60minutes?? bullshit.
Are you deaf? What about all that ticking. Believe it or not, that's a theme song.
Check your sources next time, dickface (oh wait, unless you work for the NY Times?)
Submitted by dudaculb (user info) at 2005-01-13 22:07:17 EST (#)
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wow...wow
Submitted by DamianD (user info) at 2005-01-07 17:17:08 EST (#)
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even my boss had a good laugh at this one
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2004-12-30 16:45:57 EST (#)
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thoguht I'd add that I found a fourth -gry word.
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=Aggry
Aggry.
So, now we have Aggry, Angry, Hungry, and Gry.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-12-27 12:29:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-07 17:05:14 (#)
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...and in the red corner:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/44257
We have the Useless fiction everyone relies on.
Submitted by thundercracker (user info) at 2004-12-20 03:36:34 EST (#)
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Alairon you are the moron.
"Jeep" does not come from General Purpose. If general was spelled "jeneral" then maybe that would be forgivable but for you to be so emphatic when you obviously don't know, since you are wrong, means I should rip your balls off so you cannot contaminate the rest of the species.
R. Lee Ermey from "Mail Call" who was G.Sgt. Hartman in "Full Metal Jacket" basically said that people who believe what you are claiming are something to the effect of "fucktards." I know you were not done the honor of playing Sgt. Hartman in "Full Metal Jacket" so maybe you should take it from the guy that was, asshole.
Submitted by Alairon (user info) at 2004-12-09 17:23:25 EST (#)
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Okie doke, tis me here, time to educate u morons....
The Jeep is the domesticated model of the Army's GPV, or General Purpose Vehicle...
Its is true, dont doubt me, just shut the hell up and eat ur lunch.
Next, Lasers DO make a beam, it just depends on the type of laser,
Just like all sources of light, you can only "see" the light when it bounces off of something (and thats how we see children)
Some LASERS (Stands for Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation, its an acronym, not a word) use a particular inert gas to focus the beam, the beam seems to "warp" instead of come out as a localised beam, so you can see the actual beam in a vacuum, normal lasers require something to bounce off, eg dust in order to be viewed.
Also, americans are stupid, the Bubonic Plague originated in england, they came up with the bloody nursery rhyme, and it IS "Atisho, atisho, we all fall down" because it was believed that the plague was being spread by air (Also at the time, it was believed that if you sneezed, it was the one time where demons could posess you, hence the "Bless you" statement people make when one sneezes"
Right, thats my geek time for today, have fun kiddies
Submitted by barryap (user info) at 2004-11-20 00:22:57 EST (#)
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The sad part is, you should have known a good number of these are wrong just by common sense.
Submitted by Manicdepressant (user info) at 2004-11-18 21:16:53 EST (#)
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if you change the numbers you can change the amount of sentances
1st number represents the number of sentances in each paragraph created
2nd number is the number of paragraphs to be created
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Also if you open a word document and type
= rand (200,99)
it will create a shit load of "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" sentences.
Submitted by jayjonze (user info) at 2004-11-13 13:29:08 EST (#)
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Twinkies dont spoil and people from Kentucky dont Bathe, But who gives a shit anyway............Jay
Submitted by FIL (user info) at 2004-11-01 19:12:23 EST (#)
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To all you idiots who think that 101 is "one hundred AND one", NO. if you say AND when saying your numbers, you're just an idiot and should die. your iq must be like 7
Submitted by UBERDOOBIE (user info) at 2004-10-27 10:37:54 EDT (#)
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WAY TO RIP OFF "BATHROOM READER" YOU FUCKING BASTARD...
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2004-10-27 10:17:56 EDT (#)
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Thanks!
Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2004-10-25 02:41:33 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/45753
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-10-24 05:29:33 EDT (#)
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Just came back to check is most of these "facts" were still total bullshit.
Yup.
Submitted by BlinkSparky (user info) at 2004-10-24 05:02:08 EDT (#)
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Well fuck me i read every review.....
Submitted by yovinny (user info) at 2003-06-22 11:18:03 (#)
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Nothing can rhyme with Orange?
How about infringe?
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U truly are fucking stupid
Submitted by Jimbob at 2003-07-04 06:39:43 (#)
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One hundred *A*nd one
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U truly are fucking stupid
Submitted by angrykoz (user info) at 2003-11-26 14:35:07 (#)
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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand
BULLSHIT!!!! what about "a hundred" -2 for trying to pass your stupidity along to the masses.
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U truly are fucking stupid
Submitted by Sacrew (user info) at 2004-05-05 00:11:38 (#)
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w00t FLORIDA IS BIGGUR THEN ENGALAND LMAO!
AMERRICA r00lz!
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We have cattle stations bigger then texas...
AUSTRALIA r00lz!
I was laways lead to believe that the bubonic plague (the black death) was spread by the fleas on rats and the Pneumonic plague (which was just a mutation of the bubonic plague)was spread through the air (sneezing, coughing), hence "Atishoo Atisho" is the spreading of the plague through sneezing/coughing
I'd never even heard of "Ashes Ashes" sounds like the yanks fucked it up
Snopes isnt the oracle
Submitted by original_cola (user info) at 2004-10-15 20:38:11 EDT (#)
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link whore and a +2
http://www.aolsux.us
Submitted by Dr_Teeth (user info) at 2004-10-15 05:34:41 EDT (#)
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Honey doesn't spoil. It just dries up but can be reconstituted by boiling with a little water.
Submitted by Marlin (user info) at 2004-10-12 20:24:05 EDT (#)
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Go! is the shortest scentance
Submitted by penguin_ted (user info) at 2004-10-03 15:58:15 EDT (#)
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There is no technical term for the back of the knee.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-10-02 15:51:37 EDT (#)
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You forgot to mention the fact that I rule.
Submitted by penguin_ted (user info) at 2004-10-02 15:37:46 EDT (#)
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This is all lies; and Ronal Reagan is an anagram of 'armageddon'.
Submitted by Hippie101 (user info) at 2004-09-28 14:52:06 EDT (#)
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coke was green? sweet.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-27 22:51:45 EDT (#)
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and why does canada suck gay dick, oh great wise one?
Submitted by tha_rusty_1 (user info) at 2004-09-27 21:03:45 EDT (#)
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canada ducks gay dick
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2004-09-27 20:38:31 EDT (#)
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i meant more than 25 cents, not a 25 cents...
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2004-09-27 20:34:44 EDT (#)
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about that paying with pennies in canada thing, i am a canadian residing in prince edward island and on many occasions i have payed for stuff costing more than a 25 cents with rolls of pennies
and about florida being bigger than england: who cares? because just about every province in canada is bigger than florida and england put together!
canada rocks
Submitted by ZenVolador (user info) at 2004-09-26 13:31:58 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-23 10:07:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Julia (user info) at 2004-09-21 17:38:00 EDT (#)
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Hooray for beating dead horses! Honey will spoil if not kept in a sealed container.
Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2004-09-20 10:43:42 EDT (#)
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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand
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I HAVE SEEN AT LEAST A HALF DOZEN ARGUMENTS ABOUT THIS.
OBVIOUSLY THE CORRECT ANSWER IS 6 MILES. OR MAYBE 1/2 METER. 1/1000 ANGSTROMS?
OKAY, I DON'T KNOW. NO MATTER HOW FAR, IT PROBABLY WOULDN'T BE WORTH THE EFFORT.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-18 12:13:50 EDT (#)
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Most of this is fucking garbage, but one thing ehre caught my attention:
"Women blink nearly twice as much as men do."
DO you think this has something to do with behaviour? Blinking shows nervousness or uncertainty, or sometime lying. People who are lying sometimes blink a lot. Maybe women lie a lot.
Submitted by Purplemonkeydishwasher (user info) at 2004-09-15 21:56:00 EDT (#)
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Some of those people have way to much time on their hands. GET BACK TO WORK.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-07 17:05:14 EDT (#)
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...and in the red corner:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/44257
We have the Useless fiction everyone relies on.
Submitted by Gozleague (user info) at 2004-09-03 20:11:21 EDT (#)
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Funny,
I dutifully emptied a Champagne bottle (lots of fun, that was) and inserted a raisin, but if failed to rise.
Submitted by Subjugator (user info) at 2004-09-03 15:49:40 EDT (#)
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BTW, here are a few useful links re: pregnancy, Coca Cola, and the black death:
http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/medina.asp
http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/green.asp
http://www.snopes.com/language/literary/rosie.htm
Synopsis:
1. There was a five year old girl who became pregnant (photo included).
2. Coke was never green.
3. The song, "Ring Around the Rosie" does not refer to the black plague.
As a personal note, the word 'and' is not a number, and therefore cannot logically be included when listing numbers that inc