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Submitted by Cam (View user info) at 2004-08-23 17:34:01 EDT
We had a free night to go out and do whatever we wanted to.....no early morning practice, just a run in the afternoon. So I took out a couple of the freshmen to see the city, grab a bite to eat, and get to know them. We started out in Chinatown. We found this little restaurant and went inside. Needless to say we were the only non-Chinese in the place.
Someone came and took us to a seat, asked us something (still can't tell you to this day what it is) and gave us a menu. So I ordered Sweet and Sour Chicken (you can never go wrong with chicken). One of my friends ordered some sort of shrimp thing, another ordered some kind of Lo Mein, and the other ordered something that to this day we still have not figured out.
My food comes and it looks and tastes great. The one who ordered the shrimp can't really make out where the shrimp are and told us that the noodles didn't taste right, the other one who ordered the Lo Mein said it tasted like dog food and she was getting sick to her stomach. But the icing on the cake was when the last dish came out.
First of all the food was steamed in this bowl of cabbage, and the waiter came and cut the top off for her. When the top was peeled back it looked like the shrunken heads that you see on sticks in the old black and white movies. All three of the girls took a look at that and one by one they left the restaurant to go outside. Meanwhile I sat there and ate my food with no problem (and of course they also helped).
So we paid the bill and hopped on the subway to go into Times Square. I took the still hungry girls to Sbarros for a "nice" meal of pizza and pasta. We laughed about what had gone on and things were looking up for their first nite in the city. We walked all around, we went to go see who would be at Caroline's, and looked to see what movies were playing at Loew's Theater, and we even tried to get into a show, but they were all sold out for that nite (well the ones we wanted to see anyway).
We were on the other side of 42nd Street...you know the not so lit up part of town. As I was telling them about something I had just read I turned around to see that I had lost one of the girls. So we all started to backtrack and we noticed her talking to this older gentleman outside this club. I kept calling her name but she continued to wave me off so I thought to myself...she'll learn. The last thing I noticed was that he handed her his card and shook his hand.
So she came over to where we all were and told us about this nice guy that she had just met, and how they shared the same name...yada...yada..yada...Then she told us that he was throwing a "party" and wanted her to show up later. Let me start by saying that she was scantily clad for the night...just enough clothes to cover the important parts. So after she finished talking up a storm about this guy I told her to turn around. She was standing in front of the "Gentleman's Lounge"....and I told her that he wanted her to come to the party because he thought she would be entertainment....
She still didn't believe me so I told her to do the only thing left to convince her......I had her smell her hand..........................
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Submitted by sealclubber (user info) at 2004-08-23 23:45:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Beeeeeauuutiful
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2004-08-23 21:26:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
eeeewwwwwwww
Submitted by secret_scrote (user info) at 2004-08-23 19:25:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahaha......i hope she had a wet-nap
Submitted by Luckystar (user info) at 2004-08-23 18:43:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HMMM. I thought this was gonna end up w/ all of you puking up shrunken heads.......
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-08-23 17:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Stupid bitch.
Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-08-23 17:38:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh God...nasty nasty man.