Ray Liotta: He kicks more ass than you do (1358 hits)
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Submitted by Sully (View user info) at 2004-08-24 00:38:11 EDT
Ray Liotta owns and will forever own. Disagree? You're wrong.
He's easily the most underrated actor there is. Nearly every single movie he's been in, he's defined the title of 'badass.' I believe the only movie he didn't play some sort of psycho tough guy was "Operation Dumbo Drop." I didn't see that movie but I'm sure he kicked ass anyway. Well probably not.
Liotta reminds me of a white Samuel L. Jackson, except his personality represented on film is synonymous with his real life one. He's got glaring blue eyes, jagged lines all over his face, and an evil smile that gives you the impression that he wants to waste someone. If you walked by him on the street and said hello, or even made a slight greeting gesture, I bet he'd kick you in the face and steal your wallet. He's just that cool.
Here's the comparison of an autograph asking with a regular celebrity and with Ray Liotta:
Fan: "Hey look its Tony Danza! Can I get your autograph, dude? I think there's no question who the 'boss' is! Hahaha. Get it, because the title of the show asked..."
Danza: "Sorry, buddy. I've got stuff to do." (walks away)
Fan: "Like what? Give your resume to some shitty UPN show, just so you can get a cameo, for a feeble attempt to boost your pathetic career, you stupid washup?"
Danza: "I... but... you can't... Ahhhh haaaaa!" (runs off sobbing)
Same situation, only with Ray:
Fan: "Hey look! It's Ray Li..."
Liotta: (grabs fan in a headlock) "What the fuck is your fucking problem you piece of shit son of a bitch? Did I fuckin talk to you? No. So don't fucking talk to me unless I talk to you first you ass-fucking prick. (punches fan in the throat twice) And of course I'd never talk to you since I don't talk to worthless garbage." (Karate chops fan's eyes)
Fan: (gurgling, rubbing eyes) "I ...just wanted an autogra..." (thrown to the ground and forced to bite the curb)
Liotta: "Fucker." (Runs off. Runs back minutes later, takes wallet, runs off again.)
Furthermore here's some proof that Ray Liotta is the baddest ass of them all:
1. Henry Hill in Goodfellas. Best. Movie. Evar.
2. He ate his own brain in Hannibal. I'm pretty sure if you eat your own brain you are one badass mofo.
3. Shoeless Joe Jackson in Field of Dreams. Kevin Costner ruined his presence but he still was kickass.
4. He was the voice of one of the greatest game characters ever, Tommy Vercetti, in GTA: Vice City. I, like millions of other folks, murdered countless citizens through the heart and soul (well, voice) of Liotta in VC.
5. All the other stuff he did that I forgot about.
VIVA LIOTTA.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-12-29 13:03:09 EST (#)
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plus, he played Sinatra in the 1998 'The Rat Pack' - how much more cool can you get?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-31 04:25:44 EDT (#)
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Ray Liotta gave me head once.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-26 21:49:43 EDT (#)
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You guys are idiots. Ray Liotta is a loser.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-08-26 09:18:44 EDT (#)
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Top quality ack-tour.
Submitted by Timothy_Philips (user info) at 2004-08-26 09:16:04 EDT (#)
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I have no real way of expressing my agreement with this topic, so I shall just settle with a common teenage expression: Ray Liotta is indeed one who kicks ass.
And then there are those who say "But Sir! Samuel L. Jackson kicks many more asses than Liotta ever will!" And I say "BAH" to those who proclaim such vulgarity! No one must forget that Samuel L. Jackson was in Goodfellas as Stacks, and not only did he not kick any asses, but he didn't complete his job, and as a result, he was shot in the back of the head by Joe Pesci (who kicks just as much ass as Liotta).
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-08-26 09:06:06 EDT (#)
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How is it that a post about how much of an ass-kicker Ray Liotta is does not get an auotmatic +2 run?!?!?
BTW -- His turn as the jealous ex-con boyfriend in "Something Wild" was easily his best psycho role.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-24 15:20:04 EDT (#)
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And also, I could've gotten a way better picture but if I got one where he was pointing a gun or something you'd think "WTF DIS GUY IS WON DIMENSHUNAL!!1" but if I got a picture where he looked somewhat less tough then you'd think "WOW DIS GUY IS SOO0 DEEP!<!(n9e!!!"
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-24 14:55:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-08-24 13:02:15 EDT (#)
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i think i meant mops toilets
Submitted by bubba69 (user info) at 2004-08-24 11:26:40 EDT (#)
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dude, get over your man-crush. fag
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2004-08-24 11:18:13 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-24 10:21:32 EDT (#)
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The move No Escape was so cool
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-08-24 10:06:06 EDT (#)
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Let's not forget - all the ass he kicked in Copland, Narc, and that one movie he did with Kurt Russell.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2004-08-24 09:21:54 EDT (#)
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I like Liotta, but I was disappointed when he hit RIGHT-HANDED as Shoeless Joe Jackson. I mean, seriously. Do your homework! That's fairly insulting to baseball history buffs.
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2004-08-24 07:42:58 EDT (#)
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I would make a comment but I'm afriad that Mr. Liotta will hunt me down and beat me with a soup ladle if I'm not witty enough.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-08-24 07:39:07 EDT (#)
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Liotta is definitely cool, but if you're going to write some kind of homage for anyone else ever, please don't write it like you just wrote this one.
Liotta was Henry Hill (cool, but he was still a fuckin' rat), and he was Vercetti (kinda cool, but he was just a voice), but what about playing as George Jung's father in Blow? He was a pussy in that role...
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-08-24 07:36:33 EDT (#)
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He made John Q somewhat watchable.
Next time find a picture that isn't so ghey...
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-08-24 07:23:41 EDT (#)
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Ray Liotta kicks ass, as does anyone who looks remotely like him.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-24 06:57:25 EDT (#)
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Samuel L. Jackson got eaten by a raptor in "Jurassic Park" and a shark in "Deep Blue Sea". Only shitty actors get eaten by animals. I don't believe Mr. Liotta has ever been eaten (other than him eating his own brain).
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-24 06:51:04 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Doskey (user info) at 2004-08-24 05:01:37 EDT (#)
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He is a fag.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-08-24 04:21:57 EDT (#)
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this has been done with various people before but still funny.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-08-24 04:01:58 EDT (#)
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"kicks ass" - auto negative.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-24 03:32:42 EDT (#)
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Sublime that sure is one hilariously drunk reply you gave. I always thought that cartographers map toilets though. What are your sources? I find toilet mapping extremely intriguing so I'd love to hear your opinions about it some time.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-08-24 02:48:59 EDT (#)
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Definately an ass kicker extraordinaire
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-08-24 02:41:38 EDT (#)
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reay iliootts maps toilets
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-24 02:26:19 EDT (#)
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I agree with you Hadooken but get rid of 'one of,' the s on 'movies,' and change the second e in 'ever' to an a.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2004-08-24 02:06:30 EDT (#)
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goodfellas is one of the best movies ever
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-24 02:04:46 EDT (#)
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Cigar, Duvall isn't THAT bad.
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-08-24 01:59:39 EDT (#)
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you forgot the part of him being a rat bastard.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-24 01:51:42 EDT (#)
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Points well taken, Downer. However, was Sam Jackson Henry Hill? No. Did Sam Jackson ever eat his own brain? No. Has Sam Jackson ever played a time traveling pitcher who wanders into your backyard and plays baseball with no explanations? No. Has Sam Jackson ever been the voice of an Italian gangster in a video game? No. Has Sam Jackson ever done the other stuff that I forgot about? No.
Also if Jackson was so badass, he wouldn't be killed off in half the movies he stars in. Movies such as Jackie Brown, Goodfellas, Jurassic Park, Star Wars probably, Kill Bill Vol. 2, and alot more I'm sure, have all starred him as being the token black guy who dies. Do casters say "Hmm we need a guy who's gonna die in this movie, how bout Liotta?" No. They say Jackson.
If someone is a badass, they do not get killed constantly, they are the one doing the constant killing. But like I said, Jackson is still one bad motherfucker, no doubt.
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-08-24 01:27:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-08-24 00:40:30 (#)
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Ray Liotta does kick ass, but Samuel L. Jackson would kick his ass 20 times over.
-Incorrect. Jackson just puts on a facade for movies. Liotta's for real. Unlike Jackson, Liotta doesn't remind everyone of his badassedness, I do it for him.
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Nah. Jackson is so bad ass he can go around saying he's bad ass all day and everyone just moves out of his way and gives him food and sex. That's how bad ass Jackson is. He was Shaft for God's sakes. Was Ray Liotta Shaft? Was Ray Liotta in Pulp Fiction? No. And that is why Ray Liotta will always lick Samuel L. Jackson's gooch.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-24 01:16:25 EDT (#)
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Who Robert Duvall? I know.
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-08-24 01:13:58 EDT (#)
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He's a weak fucking loser...
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-24 01:01:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-08-24 00:46:29 (#)
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It's only a movie.
-Actually 'It' was a book by Stephen King. Not just a movie.
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Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-08-24 00:42:11 (#)
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He certainly kicks more ass than I do.
-Nope he doesn't.
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Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-08-24 00:40:30 (#)
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Ray Liotta does kick ass, but Samuel L. Jackson would kick his ass 20 times over.
-Incorrect. Jackson just puts on a facade for movies. Liotta's for real. Unlike Jackson, Liotta doesn't remind everyone of his badassedness, I do it for him.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-08-24 00:56:35 EDT (#)
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Point of Origin kicked ass.
Submitted by Original_Aboriginal (user info) at 2004-08-24 00:56:04 EDT (#)
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Liotta as Sinatra.......and all was right with the world.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-08-24 00:55:30 EDT (#)
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Robert Duvall is the most underrated actor.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2004-08-24 00:54:58 EDT (#)
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Was it in NARC that he beat a dude with a Q-ball in a sock? That ruled. Oh wait. I did that.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-24 00:53:05 EDT (#)
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No Tom.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-24 00:50:30 EDT (#)
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"Well probably not."
What the fuck?!?
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-24 00:47:27 EDT (#)
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"I believe the only movie he didn't play some sort of psycho tough guy was "Operation Dumbo Drop." I didn't see that movie but I'm sure he kicked ass anyway."
What the fuck!?!
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-08-24 00:46:47 EDT (#)
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Are you related to Steve the pirate?
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-08-24 00:46:29 EDT (#)
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It's only a movie.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-08-24 00:42:11 EDT (#)
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He certainly kicks more ass than I do.
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-08-24 00:40:30 EDT (#)
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Ray Liotta does kick ass, but Samuel L. Jackson would kick his ass 20 times over.