My Favorite Things (459 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by ColonelAngus <colonel.at.angus.org> (View user info) at 2004-08-24 05:12:15 EDT
My Favorite Thing's (you know the tune)
Handcuffs and whip cream
And porno and leather
Licking and sucking
Tickling with a feather
dripping hot sex and the joy that it brings
these are a few of my faveorite things
Girls of all colors and
Girls of all sizes
Spread open thier legs
And give me surprises
And when they climax, my name's what they sing
These are a few of my faveorite things
When it goes limp, When it itches
When it breaks...in...haaaaallllffff
I simply remember my favorite things
And then it don't feel.....so bad
User Reviews
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-08-24 05:53:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha!
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-08-24 05:46:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My name is Uncle Nobby,
I hang around primary schools.
Underneath my raincoat,
I'm always totally nude.
I show my naval fluff collection
to lots of fully clothed men
and I get a full erection
and I have to rush to the "Gents".
Oooooooooooooooooooooh
Uncle Nobby,
where's our special treats?
Why do you keep taking pictures
and sniffing our bicycle seats?
I rummage through my portfolio,
which is full of Tampax ads.
......Can't remember the rest.
The Macc Lads - Uncle Nobby.
The greatest punk band ever.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-24 05:40:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My favorite thing is to push little girls off their bikes and sniff the seats.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2004-08-24 05:33:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was only going to get a +1 cause it didnt seem like anything special...
but the end was hilarious.
Submitted by Konerak (user info) at 2004-08-24 05:22:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice rhyming :)
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-08-24 05:21:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart should have +2ed this, because he just serenaded me with it. He sings pretty.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-08-24 05:19:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Doskey (user info) at 2004-08-24 05:15:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My favorite thing is when you Shut The Fuck Up.
And learn to spell favorite. Asswipe.