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Submitted by Oddzandendz (View user info) at 2004-08-24 07:18:07 EDT

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That I fall asleep thinking about girls I like everynight























I wake up in the morning with a huge boner........





















But all night I've been dreaming about helicopters???

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Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2004-09-16 17:23:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this actually made me laugh

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Submitted by Krautski (user info) at 2004-08-24 08:00:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You are like schlongen?

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Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-08-24 07:48:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2004-08-24 07:31:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I can answer this.

Chopper is slang for helicopter.

Chopper is also a slang for Penis.

When you're dreaming about your "helicopter" you're subconsciously associating it with a penis. You get an erection because you're gay and like cock.

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Submitted by somethingorother (user info) at 2004-08-24 07:19:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'd be lying if I said this didn't make me laugh.

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Second class? What about Social Security, bus discounts, Medic-Alert
jewelery, Gold Bond powder, pants all the way up to your armpits, and
all those other senior perks? Oh, if you ask me, old folks have it
pretty sweet.

-- Homer Simpson
Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in
"The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"

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