Marmaduke Needs To Be Put To Sleep (2355 hits)
Category: GraphicsRating: 1.88 on 34 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by gibberish (View user info) at 2004-08-24 10:43:14 EDT
I've ranted on a thursday: http://www.ubersite.com/m/42274 (Rhymes with Orange)
Time to make a long-loading rant for tuesday, naturally inspired by another craptacular comic strip.
User Reviews
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-03-24 19:20:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This guy loved his vodka.
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-06-02 11:34:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
agreed. I HATE marmaduke too....I hope he dies a slow painful death for all of the burning he has caused to all of our eyes and brains.
Submitted by PeanutButterJellyTime (user info) at 2005-05-03 20:04:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So True, Whenever I'm reading the comics I skip right by Marmaduke, Annie, Heathcliff, The Family Circus and that Damn Medieval Shit. Atleast they got rid of Sylock Fox.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-05-03 19:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by cheruboo (user info) at 2004-10-06 23:46:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-10-06 23:35:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tight
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-10-02 21:42:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by EmptyRobot (user info) at 2004-09-29 23:06:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck Marmaduke
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-09-20 19:14:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm drunk so I'm gonna go around and review all my posts like Tuesdaydelay so I can get more hits.
Oooh!!! Look at me!!! My name is Tuesdaydelay!!! I'm so awesome!!!
And yeah, I do have exceptionally good motor skills when I'm drunk, I get a lot of compliments on that.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-09-18 19:00:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Pretty good, but the comic pages today are far form an abyss when it comes to humor.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-08-24 22:23:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked!
Submitted by G_Nonny (user info) at 2004-08-24 18:54:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Marmaduke rules.
Who the fuck is Marmaduke?
Submitted by heater (user info) at 2004-08-24 17:54:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I call upon the Holy god of Heat! Revive this post!
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-24 16:53:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit that's a lot of picture.
I almost missed this. Glad I didn't.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-24 16:12:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmm... vodka
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-24 14:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-24 14:32:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
By the Way, the Far Side was good.
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No kidding, Gary Larson is the man. Bill Waterson too.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-24 14:32:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
By the Way, the Far Side was good.
Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2004-08-24 14:28:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i miss calvin and hobbes.
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-08-24 14:18:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Amen, brudda.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-08-24 13:23:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-24 13:22:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Awesome!
Someone got the Jackson Pollack joke!
Woooooo!!!!!
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-08-24 13:15:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dog-gone funny.
But I like Jackson Pollack.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-08-24 11:53:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-24 11:33:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-24 11:20:55 (#)
Ranking: 1
You're tight...I mean right, I just thought that was a funny typo so I left it...
OH, god! ....anyway...you should do something about it then. Take the advise so many people give me that I ignore and start doing something about it.
Create your own strip (which you already seem to have) and revolutionize the comic strip as we know it. But do it in syndication where you are not allowed to tackle any 'Incorrect' or controversial subjects whatsoever because people are afraid that old people will be offended. Then lets see how funny your comic strip is after a while.
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Revolutionize the comic strip?
That's the plan. And as for not being able to tackle an politically correct issues, I also plan to tear down that shit too. After I destroy all those idiotic rules about not saying something offensive, be prepared for a dose of hilarity, gibberish style.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-24 11:27:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I honestly don't see why there is a 1-4 page section in every newspaper that, surprisingly enough, only has a few jokes at best. Garfield is another example. Beetle Bailey is basically M.A.S.H. in a comic strip. Hell, basically all of them are gay. Well, I admit I read some of them, one of them namely Dilbert, but they're usually the only ones that have a chance of being funny.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-24 11:20:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You're tight...I mean right, I just thought that was a funny typo so I left it...
OH, god! ....anyway...you should do something about it then. Take the advise so many people give me that I ignore and start doing something about it.
Create your own strip (which you already seem to have) and revolutionize the comic strip as we know it. But do it in syndication where you are not allowed to tackle any 'Incorrect' or controversial subjects whatsoever because people are afraid that old people will be offended. Then lets see how funny your comic strip is after a while.
Submitted by tictactoe (user info) at 2004-08-24 11:19:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate marmaduke.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-08-24 11:16:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-08-24 11:13:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BAfrigginW
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-24 11:08:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/28331
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-08-24 11:03:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Marmaduke is stupid.
I only read Dilbert, the rest are just meh.
I never got Peanuts either...Good Grief? Is that supposed to be funny? Holy Shit! Charlie Brown got his kite stuck up in a tree! Not funny. Wow! She pulled the football away when he was going to kick it! Stupid. If he gave her a Sebastian Janikowski to the chops, that would be funny.
Submitted by espo (user info) at 2004-08-24 10:57:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked this. A Lot. Pretty well written for a rant, good topic, and great pictures.
+ fucking 2
Espo
Submitted by LordJirate (user info) at 2004-08-24 10:56:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
So goddamned true.
Speak on it, bro. Speak on it.
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2004-08-24 10:48:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck Marmaduke!