Consecutive Orgasms (1734 hits)
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Submitted by prophet (View user info) at 2004-08-24 14:36:00 EDT
So I was reading Donkey's post (found here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/41701 - great post Donkey, by the way) and left this comment...
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Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-24 14:24:54 (#)
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I sincerely hope you didn't actually jack off 20+ times back-to-back.
Ouch.
Most consecutive orgasms I've had back-to-back was seven, but that was over the course of twelve hours with my nympho girlfriend (at the time- I don't date steady anymore) and plenty of lube.
And I still wouldn't recommend it.
Your balls start to hurt like hell when you cum after the first three times or so.
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But this got me to thinking! I needed to know how many consecutive orgasms the Uberpeeps have had!
So for my tenth post, I ask you, oh uberpopulace-
How many consecutive orgasms have you had? How did they go for you? Were they mind-blowingly filled with ecstasy and delight, or did they taper down as you settled into the rhythm?
Yes, these are questions that must be asked.
Also, did you utilize lubrication? What brand? Were you with a partner at the time? Living or dead? If the former, how did you know them?
And how long did the whole affair take? Was there chafing, or pain?
Also, throw in your gender, since we all know that women are going to have higher numbers on here than guys. You bitches. =D
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Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-06-22 20:01:05 EDT (#)
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ProgramGeek has been banned, and with this review, my post's rating has been restored. =D
fweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Submitted by ProgramGeek (user info) at 2005-06-22 14:22:52 EDT (#)
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Your fucking terrible. Let me help you lower your score down.
Submitted by Alter (user info) at 2005-06-18 18:23:07 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-06-12 01:42:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-10 15:54:23 (#)
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One in a row is enough for me.
BTW, this post is dumber than shitcakes.
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No I'm not. YOU'RE a jerk.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-10 15:54:23 EDT (#)
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One in a row is enough for me.
BTW, this post is dumber than shitcakes.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-10 15:52:19 EDT (#)
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I'm still waiting for my first one...and I'm part male part sheep
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-10 15:32:49 EDT (#)
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I am reminded of the Steve Martin:
"I can make love up to.....ONE time a night!!!"
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-09-07 12:40:42 EDT (#)
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I didn't answer the questions, AND I linkwhored on this post. That must've been a bad day for me. My apologies.
Answers: 12 times in one night (12-14 hours). She stayed soaking wet, the nympho, so we didn't need any lube. The orgasms tapered down in intensity as the night went on until about the tenth time, when she started doing this Kegel trick (tightening as I was the 'outstroke'). It was with an ex- of mine I was with for over 9 years.
My unit was tender (literally and figuratively) for about three days. If I had it to do all over again, forget it; I'm old. There's no more jumping in the sack and being done in 20-30 minutes these days. Good news for all you premature ejaculators out there: it will go away one day. Unfortunately, so will your desire to do it so often.
Submitted by poorfit (user info) at 2004-08-26 23:41:40 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-25 18:21:52 EDT (#)
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5 in 3 hours. It was high school and she was an exchange student from Nicaragua. She grew up a catholic school girl. She was also a nympho. Best sex ever.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-08-25 12:21:50 EDT (#)
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8. I went from Peter North to Peter Gabriel after the first 4...
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-25 11:39:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-08-25 10:28:06 (#)
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Good post.
As an aside:
Ask and ye shall receive. I've fixed the grammatical debacle in the latest two chapters:
Part 2 - http://www.ubersite.com/m/41987
Part 3 - http://www.ubersite.com/m/42645
Sorry I linkwhored on you, but I want more feedback on this story.
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Yes, I liked the second and third chapters much better and I am excited to see where it is headed. Good work.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-08-25 10:28:06 EDT (#)
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Good post.
As an aside:
Ask and ye shall receive. I've fixed the grammatical debacle in the latest two chapters:
Part 2 - http://www.ubersite.com/m/41987
Part 3 - http://www.ubersite.com/m/42645
Sorry I linkwhored on you, but I want more feedback on this story.
Submitted by Hummina (user info) at 2004-08-25 09:41:55 EDT (#)
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I was a 19 year old college student, she was a hot 27 year nympho, I never made it past 4 in one day. But, what was amazing was we were at it 12 hours a day for days at a time. She never needed lube. I was shooting blanks at the end of the week.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-25 08:59:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by edina <acidlacedbabe.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-08-25 08:17:43 (#)
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those were funny comments i read every single one i dont know what shenanigans is though
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Calling "shenanigans" on this site is basically calling someone out for lying. It may have been introduced to Ubersite by loki, who claims to have gotten it from episode 26 of South Park ("Cow Days"). It has since been used almost too much to be considered tasteful here... and some people get noticibly miffed if you do. Of course, they're just being douchenozzles.
Oh, by the way- you might want to log in if you intend to post reviews, as it will give weight to your opinion. Anonymous comments do not count towards a rating.
"Cow Days"
http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/GuidePageServlet/showid-344/epid-2442/
Ubersite Shernarnigarns
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37729
Submitted by edina <acidlacedbabe.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-08-25 08:17:43 EDT (#)
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those were funny comments i read every single one i dont know what shenanigans is though
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-25 08:13:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2004-08-25 02:42:19 (#)
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my own personal best was 5 times in about 4 hours when i was about 15.
I used to date a complete nympho and we got all fucked up (we both drank, she smoked pot, i downed painkillers) she came i kid you not 18 times; i came- none.
Call shenanigans if you will but i owned her ass, with no release of mine own.
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Umm, yeah- pot is definitely an aphrodisiac. At least in my experience. Whereas too much liquor (combined with painkillers? that shit will kill you) will put you on your ass when it comes to throwing down on the sexual playground.
Submitted by edina <acidlacedbabe.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-08-25 08:09:29 EDT (#)
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just because i got turned on by the comments like the one there
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-08-25 06:49:19 EDT (#)
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I gave my Ex 26 in an hour stimulation the g spot. She wouldnt leave after that.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-08-25 03:27:53 EDT (#)
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Let's see.....
I've jerked off nine times in one day, that was my most ever. I was staying home because I was sick, and I got bored.
I've had sex 6 times in one night. On the 7th time, I went flaccid inside of the chick, so that was pretty embarrassing. We decided to stop there. It kinda killed the mood.
Submitted by Spookster (user info) at 2004-08-25 03:04:00 EDT (#)
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My best is three times in three hours.
That might not sound like much but I can go for hours and hours If I want.
And I usually give the girl I'm with at least 5.
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2004-08-25 02:42:19 EDT (#)
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my own personal best was 5 times in about 4 hours when i was about 15.
I used to date a complete nympho and we got all fucked up (we both drank, she smoked pot, i downed painkillers) she came i kid you not 18 times; i came- none.
Call shenanigans if you will but i owned her ass, with no release of mine own.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-24 23:21:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-24 16:24:51 (#)
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I have never had an orgasm...
Who will give Munkey her first?
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Dibs!
Submitted by IkesApt (user info) at 2004-08-24 22:11:17 EDT (#)
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i gave my exgirlfriend 8 in a period of 3 hours. i, unfortuanetly, only got 1.
Submitted by LizardSpark (user info) at 2004-08-24 20:52:34 EDT (#)
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It's not until my wanger gets sore from all of the chafing that the pleasure really starts. They just get better as my dick gets redder. I lost count.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-24 19:16:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-24 16:24:51 (#)
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I have never had an orgasm...
Who will give Munkey her first?
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Twenty minutes after she made this comment, she orgasmed. Then again. Then again.
Twenty-nine times consecutively that woman orgasmed.
I will never forget this day.
Submitted by GhostWriter (user info) at 2004-08-24 19:09:32 EDT (#)
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6?
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-08-24 18:14:07 EDT (#)
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I was into double digits the day I below a blood vessel.... jeez I had a sore wrist too
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-08-24 18:12:26 EDT (#)
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If you build up the strength in your prostate you can squeeze hard enough that you don't ejaculate when you orgasm. When you can do this, you can have an infinite amount of orgasms with no pain. Its how you 'go tantric'.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-24 18:07:46 EDT (#)
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I once nutted 20 times in a row. The last two shot dust.
Submitted by heater (user info) at 2004-08-24 17:58:27 EDT (#)
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I don't need to Heat myself...my posts are too hot already!
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2004-08-24 16:51:47 EDT (#)
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Munkey -
climb onto my face and ride my head like a buckin bronco
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-08-24 16:40:28 EDT (#)
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If memory holds, 14. Hell of a day - I almost passed out. Day after wasn't so good - felt like someone had been using my innards as a punching bag and my thighs were totally fucked. The boyfriend (now ex - why? why??!!) liked to see how far he could push me. At around the eight orgasm mark, there would be 'The Conversation':
Filthy: Ok, enough. I can't take any more
Mr Filthy: Let's just go for another one
Filthy: No, seriously, I'm fucked, I really don't think I can manag....ooooh....damn, that's good
Mr Filthy: Nah, you've had enough. I think I'll stop
Filthy: Don't you fucking dare!
I'm so easily manipulated.
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-08-24 16:34:05 EDT (#)
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6 over a 10 hour period.
that shit ruled...I don't think I could hang with that any more.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-24 16:24:51 EDT (#)
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I have never had an orgasm...
Who will give Munkey her first?
Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2004-08-24 16:21:57 EDT (#)
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10 times...my wife (she was my girlfriend at the time) and I still talk about it to this day.
Oh, to be young again!
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-08-24 16:15:24 EDT (#)
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Women of Uber...guess what...it gets better in
your 30s...lots of mutliples and can go for hours.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-24 16:10:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-08-24 16:07:46 (#)
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5 times in 12 hours.
I'm a girl.
The insides of my thighs were bruised for a few days afterwards.
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Haha! Awesome.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-08-24 16:07:46 EDT (#)
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5 times in 12 hours.
I'm a girl.
The insides of my thighs were bruised for a few days afterwards.
Submitted by lrw (user info) at 2004-08-24 15:42:08 EDT (#)
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i'm a girl
9 times in one day
it was the 1st week i discovered my clit. lol
extremely sore cuz this continued for like a month.. bad scene
Submitted by iknowthetruth at 2004-08-24 15:39:23 EDT (#)
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PROPHET IS A VIRGIN!!! spread the word.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-08-24 15:24:00 EDT (#)
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6 times in one day.
I was sore for the whole next day.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-08-24 15:19:24 EDT (#)
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touchy, touchy.
I wouldn't of answered if it was a hot girl on uber...or someone I "knew" better...it was shitty question is all.
Submitted by Enkiel (user info) at 2004-08-24 15:16:59 EDT (#)
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with my ex, the most we did was 4 time in one day.
we didnt use no lub, but on the 4th time, i just couldnt cum anymore... could of ride her for hours...
with myself, back when i was a drunken college student, would have to be 6 or 7 times in one day... had nothing better to do than drink and jerk off
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-08-24 15:07:28 EDT (#)
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Calm down, you wouldn't have given it a second thought if it were posted by
A) someone you were more familiar with on this site
B) any popular female on this site
Get over yourself, WZ.
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HAHAHHA.....HAHAHHAHAAH...
FIGHT THE POWER!!
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-24 15:05:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-08-24 14:50:35 (#)
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i'm not telling you...you pervert.
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Calm down, you wouldn't have given it a second thought if it were posted by
A) someone you were more familiar with on this site
B) any popular female on this site
Get over yourself, WZ.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-08-24 14:50:35 EDT (#)
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i'm not telling you...you pervert.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-08-24 14:49:59 EDT (#)
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33.5 times
using a picture of mother theresa
collected all my jizz in a cup and made freeze pops for the neighborood kids
...and there was much rejoicing
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2004-08-24 14:44:10 EDT (#)
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5 times over the course of one day.
Using the Gennifer Flowers issue of Penthouse.
I think this was about 10 years ago, roughly a year or so into my discovery of the jerk.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-24 14:41:57 EDT (#)
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"(at the time- I don't date steady anymore)"
I'd like to add (for people not familiar with the term "steady") that this doesn't mean I'm not steadily dating. =D