Underage Porn Is So Hot. (3571 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.5 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Biznochizzle<enlarged.penis.at.a.com> (View user info) at 2004-08-24 19:23:16 EDT
Underage porn is so hot. Even for an old bean like me on Viagra, that shit's great. I mean, how can you *not* get off to flat thirteen year olds? It's like an old friend of mine used to say: If they're old enough to bleed, they're old enough to butcher. So this one time I went looking for some high school ladies, the younger ones, you know...I found a few and walked up to them and one was so hot, so I told her I wanted to fuck. Shit man, I had a car, how could she refuse?
So we got in my car and she told me she was fourteen and a freshman and it was her first time (yeah, bullshit, those freshman whores put out like none other; but I let it slide). I knew that wouldn't slide with the fuzz, so I told her to tell me she was 18. Then I fucked her hardcore. It took me several hours to get all that blood and shit out of my car, and the nasty sex smell. Gross. Yeah I ripped her up good.
But that's not porn. That's the real deal. It's hot too, I guess.
I have to go find a teenage Jewish bitch to fuck. I'll be back after I wipe off my bloody dick.
User Reviews
Submitted by Skullcrusher (user info) at 2005-07-22 19:06:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why must everybody hate on you?
Submitted by bla (user info) at 2004-09-04 09:29:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I want you to die in a horrible manner
Submitted by GeorgeBaker (user info) at 2004-09-03 20:52:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Said jam sucka
Submitted by cwl989 (user info) at 2004-08-24 22:03:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That was so lame. Spare us, please.
Submitted by l-ryd <qwerty> at 2004-08-24 21:33:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
kill yourself very slowly
Submitted by JonnyBoy (user info) at 2004-08-24 21:04:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dude, fucking joking about it is stupid, and wrong...
This is something that I take seriously...
Submitted by Biznochizzle (user info) at 2004-08-24 20:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So you all seriously think I've had sex with a 14 year old? Gullible is the word for you! My next post will be all about my lack of sexual exploits.
Submitted by B-Nizzo (user info) at 2004-08-24 20:00:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thats's not right. I usually like posts that piss off everyone who reads them, but this is an exception. If there was actually a punchline or an entertaining description, it would only be a -1. You're a sick fuck.
Submitted by geofroley (user info) at 2004-08-24 19:55:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You could at least try to be entertaining.
Submitted by JonnyBoy (user info) at 2004-08-24 19:46:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucked up...
No one should ever be having sex that young.
I'll give it to you that I am in love with a young girl, who is about 14, but I would NEVER have sex with her at this point, even if it is legal because I am under 18.
Just because someone is ready physically, doesn't mean that they are ready mentally... Those mental scars never fade, and women I know who lost their virginity at a young age regret it...
This is one thing I take really seriously...
Submitted by DirtyDeeds83 (user info) at 2004-08-24 19:38:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ahhh, that's fucked up.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-08-24 19:37:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
bah.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-08-24 19:33:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-24 19:31:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-08-24 19:26:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If someone I liked had posted this, I would've had to give it a +2.
Luckily, you posted it.
Submitted by Biznochizzle (user info) at 2004-08-24 19:25:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Where's my pal Fetish? I'd fuck him too, even if he is of age.