Just sell me a car. Stupid. (630 hits)
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Submitted by AvrilLaPete <something.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-08-24 19:41:07 EDT
If you don't feel like reading, here's a summary: bitch, bitch, bitch, car salesmen are fucking discriminating assholes, I need a car. The End.
So here's the full bitchbox/rant about discriminating asshole salesfuckers.
I don't understand, isn't the purpose of a car salesman to sell cars? See that is what I had originally thought, see how their job title is CAR SALESman. But now, I realize that that is just not true.
This started about two months ago, this dumbass bitch rear-ended my and totaled my Camaro. So then I was driving my sister's 93 escort, and the transmission died two days ago. It only had 35,000 miles on it. So, I hate stupid Fords, I hate stupid women who drive Saturns, and now I hate stupid car salesmen who don't know how to sell a car. Oh, and I'm done digressing about stupid things/people.
So today, I decided that I have and extra hour or so to kill, so I'll check out some cars. The first one was a 98 Camaro. It ran nice, was fast, and it was in good condition. But it smelled like buring oil once it warmed up, and it has a nice ticking valve sound. I was tired of used shit anyway. So I thought, "Maybe I could get a NEW car?" I don't know if I afford it, but I make enough money that I might be able to. Anyways it was worth a shot. I have no idea what cars are out now, so I decided to stop at the local auto mall, and see what they have.
I pull in(driving my mom's car) and park, get out, and start walking around looking at the cars. After about 5 minutes of seeing what they had, I notice a salesman walking toward me with this look on his face that was pretty much saying "What is this 'Kid' doing here?" Mind you, I'm about 21, and I don't look like a fucking kid. I try to ignore him, and keep checking out the cars. He comes right up to me, asks me what I'm looking for. I told him I wasn't sure yet. BLAH BLAH BLAH...
So five minutes later, still "listening" to him I decide on a car I'd like to try out. So he gets the keys, come back about 5 minutes later. Actuall HE didn't come back, some other guy did. So he gives me the keys and I get in start it up, and he gets in too. I'm not going to find out if I like this car with some moron in there. I want to feel what its like if the car was mine. I always see people driving cars from this dealership, without a salesman. So I ask him if I can just drive it around by myself. He says that they don't do that, but I inform him that it's obvious that you do. "We changed the policy." Right. So I decide to drive it anyway and try to ignore him. I start driving out of the parking lot, go to make a left, and he says "NO, go right." What the fuck, so basically this ass makes me drive down the road and turn around. It was about a quarter of a mile. Not even 5 minutes. I can't check anything out, don't know how it handles, the fucker tells me how to drive, then asks me to get out. I ask again "Are you sure I can't take it for a spin alone, to see if I really like it or not??"
"Sorry, I can't do that. So, are your parents going to come back with you later?"
WHAT THE FUCK?!? I seriously can't believe what he just said.
"Actually, they are not. I'm planning on buying a car, I don't live at home, they won't be helping me."
"Sorry, but I still can't let you test drive it. If you were able to purchase it, it would be possible for you to test drive it. Just come back with your parents."
I couldn't fucking believe this. This guy did not want to sell me a fucking car. He gave me his card, and before I could say a word, he turned and walked away. He basically told me I couldn't buy a car without my parents. I don't understand, the guy works on a commision, and he totally blows off a sale because I'm 20. If I was wearing a suit I'd probably gotten to drive it more. So a polo and fuckin shorts is not good enough? Sorry I'm wearing a pink hat, and you never could do that because of your own damn insecurity. That just pissed the fuck out of me. If I was a saleman, not that I'd ever even consider that shit, I'd let the fucking customer test the car. My job would be selling cars. That's what I'd do. Sell Cars. But because I'm a "Young Person" I must be just going around testing new cars. No ass, I was SHOPPING. The car was pretty nice, and I might have wanted it, but not from that dealership, no, I'm going to buy that car from somewhere else, drive it back to that asshole's business, find him and laugh in his face. Just because I could. Damn I really need a car.
User Reviews
Submitted by ChickenTaco (user info) at 2004-10-16 23:13:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This underwear smells like the funk. Can't stand it.
Can't stand the funk....
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-10-15 23:07:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by onejupiter (user info) at 2004-08-28 17:02:14 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-28 16:44:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Quagmire (user info) at 2004-08-28 16:36:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Go buy a moped then so I can throw your ass off it GTA style.
Submitted by propertie_fenspost (user info) at 2004-08-25 09:32:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Guys wearing pink is supposed to be a sign of confidence. Or maybe your cap was just a really faded red.
Smile less. Apparently smiling makes you look younger
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-25 09:18:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"If you don't feel like reading, here's a summary: bitch, bitch, bitch, car salesmen are fucking discriminating assholes, I need a car. The End."
+1 for including a shortcut. Saved a lot of time.
Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-08-25 09:11:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and quit using my post's comments as fucking instant messaging. Get your own post. Dammit. By the way, that car sounds pretty damn fast Silvr, I wish I had the money to afford the gas it'll use.
Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-08-25 09:08:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
uh, sorry Stoned, chickentaco is not me. I don't have the time or the reason to have a second name. Maybe you should bitch at them for flaming your ass.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-08-24 23:10:24 EDT (#)
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Yo Stoned! I'm up on MSN. silvrwolf02.at.hotmail.com
Are you gonna be around tonight?
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-08-24 22:33:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stoned: I'm fixing my mom's laptop, and she has AOL. Let me jump on and see if I can get AIM up.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-24 22:27:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Silvrwolf:
do you have AIM?
MSN?
my AIM is harmlessness
MSN is ECARocker01.at.hotmail.com
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-08-24 22:22:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, I've got a car I'll sell you, but you'll probably kill yourself in it. I'm afraid to drive it anymore, actually. '79 Camaro Berlinetta. Stock 305 has been replaced with a custom-built 408(brand-new 400 block). All electric except for water pump and power steering. Custom TPI (custom CNC-machined, internally spiral-finished, oversized intake runners (length-matched)) w/ 58mm BBK throttle-body (tuned by Hendrick Motorsports). Lingenfelter 18 degree heads (that was a NIGHTMARE for machining the intake manifold!). Borla free-flow true dual exhaust. And the beauty piece, a Getrag 6-speed manual, triple-plate Centerforce clutch, with a pressure plate that makes your leg quiver. Solid black, no trim, shaved handles, Z-28 body effects. 17-inch Dayton 64-spoke rims w/ some nasty Nitto rubber bands snapped to them. It's 1.5" lower than stock. Fully customized suspension (Moog and Hotchkis). Rear disc brake conversion.
By far the fastest car I've ever driven.
Submitted by seppuku_disaster (user info) at 2004-08-24 22:22:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can play all fuckin day, shit-poster.
Submitted by ChickenTaco (user info) at 2004-08-24 22:06:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
Damn, you fucking suck! I read most of your posts, like your latest poser post with your phone number, and your piece of shit about the tardfellas. I can't believe how much bullshit I just read. I got an idea, how about instead of writing all this bullshit on this site, why don't you make more use of your time and kill yourself? Then maybe you'd make interesting posts, and not bore the shit out of all of us.
FUCK OFF AND DIE!
Submitted by seppuku_disaster (user info) at 2004-08-24 22:22:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ChickenTaco (user info) at 2004-08-24 22:06:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
Damn, you fucking suck! I read most of your posts, like your latest poser post with your phone number, and your piece of shit about the tardfellas. I can't believe how much bullshit I just read. I got an idea, how about instead of writing all this bullshit on this site, why don't you make more use of your time and kill yourself? Then maybe you'd make interesting posts, and not bore the shit out of all of us.
FUCK OFF AND DIE!
Submitted by shittoast (user info) at 2004-08-24 21:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-08-24 21:49:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
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I can keep going for as long as you want, fucknut.
Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-08-24 21:47:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Supra's are fast, and would definately be a good car to fuck with a salesman. Also, the car wasn't a stick. That was one of the problems I forgot to mention. While driving, I asked the guy, "These are available in manual right?" So he said, "Yeah, but they are rare, 99% are automatics."
"Then they are available in a standard right?"
"Yeah, but they are hard to find."
"Ok, I want a standard, If I want to get one, it is possible right?"
"Oh it is, its just hard to find."
"Ok you are not convincing me to get an automatic. I hate automatics. How are they hard to find? You order them from the company, or however you get the cars."
"Yeah, but automatics are much easier to drive..."
By that time the ride was over and I was tired of that. Why do they push automatics you may ask? 900 extra dollars. Automatics suck. 90% of them don't shift when you want to. That other 10% do only because they use tiptronic(manual shifting of an auto tranny)shifting. Never go to Hatfield on Georgesville road in Galloway. IT SUCKS.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-24 21:43:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-08-24 21:18:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
just because.
Submitted by likalotapuss. <today.> at 2004-08-24 20:47:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i hate those assholes.
Submitted by Untitled_User (user info) at 2004-08-24 20:46:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what's with the -2's for no reason? must be stick-up-the-ass cars salesman. or jealous of a pink hat. i feel the same. pretty much because it's bullshit, i would've kicked his fucking ass, and because this guy's my friend. i think i'm going there tonight and pissing on cars
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-08-24 20:44:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I've got to hand it to you, this IS better than most anything you've posted to date. Rant posts rarely get good reviews, but I'll slide you one this time because you have a point. A lot of salesmen are pompous, arrogant pricks.
What you should've done when he told you which way to go, was take it out of gear, turn off the switch, and tell him you'll take the test drive after you speak to his supervisor. Or just turn left anyway. What's he going to do? Jump out?
If it really burned your ass, you should've taken him on a hell ride. I mean it. You ease out into the street, making sure the clutch (if it's a stick) is fully engaged, and mash that fucking accelerator to the floor. As soon as he started to say something, (this is VERY important. It puts the fear of God into them.) scream, "Shut your piehole, little bitch!" For the icing on the cake, as you pull back into the lot, pick a wide open spot, knock it out of gear, jam the emergency brake and j-hook that bitch to a stop. Look over at him and say, "So what shall we drive next?"
Seriously though, a lot of dealerships won't let you test drive alone until you're 21. It's shitty, yes, but I went through it, too. I've also taken one particular salesman on the afforementioned ride (a Supra turbo is great for that(no grief about ricers, either. I was young and naive.)). There's not a whole lot funnier than watching his little hand tremble as he reaches for the door handle. He no longer works there, either.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-08-24 20:43:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Made me smile. Work on your mechanics.
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-08-24 20:39:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-08-24 20:16:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Should have picked a better subject line. Dammit. READ MY POST.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-24 20:11:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2s for sucking.
Submitted by geofroley (user info) at 2004-08-24 19:51:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok.