Just a British thing? (769 hits)
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Submitted by Midnight_Laydee (View user info) at 2004-08-25 07:28:14 EDT
Inspired by the guy who posted his alternative Fraggle Rock song, it reminded me of this...
(To the original Postman Pat tune)
Postman Pat, Postman Pat,
Postman Pat ran over his cat,
Blood and guts went flying,
Postman Pat was crying,
I've never seen a cat as flat as that!
Dunno If it was just a British programme though so hope you get it :0)
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Submitted by Scotsman (user info) at 2004-08-26 06:41:55 EDT (#)
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I sang that as well!!!
My Aussie girlfriend watched PP as a kid as well
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-08-25 12:35:52 EDT (#)
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Let me tell you the story of a poor-boy
who was sent far away from his home
to fight for his king and his country,
and also the old folks back home.
So they put him in a highland division,
sent him off to a far foreign land.
I remember the poor Scouser Tommy,
he was shot by an old nazi gun.
As he lay on the battlefield,
die, die, dying
with the blood gushing out of his head,
as he lay on the battlefield
Die Die Dying,
these are the last words he said:
Oh, I am a Liverpudlian,
I come from the Spion Kop.
I love to sing, love to shout,
I go there quite a lot.
Support the team that's dressed in red
a team that we all know.
A team that's called LIV-ER-POOL,
to glory we will go.
We've won the league, won the cup,
been to Europe too.
Played the Toffee's for a laugh,
left them feeling blue (five nil)
Rush scored one, Rush scored two,
Rush scored three and Rush scored four,
Na na na naa na na naa na naa....
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-08-25 12:20:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
uh, no.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2004-08-25 08:43:55 EDT (#)
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Aha, playground nostalia.
You get it slightly wrong though, this is the full version as I remember it:
Postman Pat, Postman Pat,
Postman Pat ran over his cat,
Blood and guts went flying,
Postman Pat was crying,
Now he'll have to buy a brand new cat,
Maybe, you can never be sure,
There'll be crunch, splat,
He's ran over another cat.
(Repeat).
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-08-25 07:57:12 EDT (#)
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I got it. Bad, though.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-08-25 07:56:48 EDT (#)
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I fucking hated postman pat.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-08-25 07:53:34 EDT (#)
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Mint
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-08-25 07:40:44 EDT (#)
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It is yes.
Submitted by Trout <nologin@work> at 2004-08-25 07:29:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you.
Posting primary school songs.
You fucking suck.