Guess who's 18 today.... (1579 hits)
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Submitted by Karen (View user info) at 2004-08-25 12:16:16 EDT
ME!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2006-07-26 17:09:23 EDT (#)
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congrats on being legal. but i'm sure you've made felons of many truckers by now.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-07-26 17:07:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry, I can't bring myself to give this a positive rating.
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-07-26 17:05:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do i get a +2?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-26 17:02:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Suck my dick. It'll be my present to you.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2006-07-26 16:58:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It is almost your birthday again....although now you're almost 20....
Happy birthday in advance.
happy belated birthday.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-12-07 16:43:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool, now we can fuck!
...legally anyway.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-12-07 16:43:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool, now we can fuck!
...legally anyway.
Submitted by Wandina (user info) at 2004-09-20 02:57:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Birsday weeshes to you of late
Submitted by ardubs (user info) at 2004-09-10 15:53:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 for bday
+1 because tomorrow you're going to recount your evening in fine detail for everyone!
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-09-10 15:34:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey - I just noticed your camwhore from a previous post...
Perhaps you and I should get together for a romp or three? It will probably help remove some of the pressure of you and me going head to head in UMII round one - and being that you just turned legal age my state, it would be all good.
Just a thought...
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2004-08-27 20:18:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
have you ever listend to rush?
you may have been quoting them on a title comment..
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-08-25 23:42:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My birthday is almost over :(
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-08-25 19:36:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
no, me, you ruiner of birthdays
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-08-25 17:01:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
an annoying skank?
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-08-25 16:04:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bah, it wasn't your birthday, I'd prolly give you a -2 for this.
Oh well. Happy birthday!!
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-08-25 15:57:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-08-25 12:56:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
Everyone deserves a +2 on their birthday...
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Happy birthday, legal tender! Now make with the goodies.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-08-25 14:48:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Does that mean I get to fuck you now? 'Cause, you know, ... I would.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-08-25 13:45:25 EDT (#)
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you couldnt have picked a better picture?
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-08-25 13:40:52 EDT (#)
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I've been waiting for this day my entire life. Now I will de-flower you.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-08-25 13:38:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Potatoman stop bragging about your leak, you don't hear me bragging about my gargantua penis
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-08-25 13:23:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
And?
I just took a leak, and you don't see me bragging about it.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-08-25 13:13:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Sigh
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-25 13:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 because I didn't notice the bag of drugs in the bear's hand.
That explains the butterflies.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-25 13:09:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
URGH...
Is it wrong that I want to jab a jagged, rusty spike through that bear's forehead?
Don't be silly, of course it's not.
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2004-08-25 13:06:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
18? man alive, must be ready to give it the old college try.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2004-08-25 13:02:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That bear has a blank look in his eyes. Drugs, maybe?
Happy birthday.
Submitted by nathan_s (user info) at 2004-08-25 13:01:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday! Mmmmm legality
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-25 13:00:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's nice. But it would have been funnier if you posted a naked picture of yourself.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-25 12:59:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Guess who smurfed a smurf today? ME!
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-08-25 12:56:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everyone deserves a +2 on their birthday...
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-08-25 12:55:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cute.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-08-25 12:50:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Would've been a -2, but I'm a nice guy who doesn't -2 people on their birthdays.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-08-25 12:46:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO !!
Show us your funbags now ?
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-25 12:42:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-08-25 12:22:53 (#)
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I thought you were going to say Ronald Reagan. How does it feel to be one year closer to your inevitable and possibly painful death?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2004-08-25 12:40:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Enjoy.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-08-25 12:34:02 EDT (#)
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crums
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-08-25 12:33:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hmm... let's see:
naked pictures --- check
legal ------------ check
dear diary ------- check
penis in the bag - check
Alice Cooper ----- check
Damn! I'm out of ammo.
Have a +2 and a Happy Birthday!
Submitted by cutiepie (user info) at 2004-08-25 12:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
happy birthday
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2004-08-25 12:25:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Alice Cooper.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-08-25 12:24:34 EDT (#)
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Is it wrong that I have an urge to stick my penis in that bag?
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-08-25 12:23:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Diary,
Jackpot!
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-08-25 12:22:53 EDT (#)
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I thought you were going to say Ronald Reagan. How does it feel to be one year closer to your inevitable and possibly painful death?
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-08-25 12:22:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was going to guess you. I win I win!!!
Happy Birthday
Now go register to vote, buy some cigarettes and pray that the next
three years go buy quickly so you can drink your problems away.
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-08-25 12:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're legal! Hooray for us!!
errr...uhhh...I mean...
Happy Birthday!!
:)
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-08-25 12:20:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-25 12:18:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-25 12:16:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
that means you can post naked pictures now!!!
HOORAY!
HIP HIP HOORAY
HIP HIP HOOOOOOORAYY.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-25 12:16:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that means you can post naked pictures now!!!
HOORAY!