Is it OK to masturbate to the Olympics? (1197 hits)
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Submitted by bubba56565656.at.yahoo.com (View user info) at 2004-08-25 13:07:42 EDT
Since the Athens Olympics began, I've found myself jacking to the female atheletes. They have hot bodies, little clothing, and lot's of ass/mound shots.
My favorite sports are:
1. Beach Volleyball (bikini action)
2. Diving (lots of slow motion ass/mound action)
3. Gymnastics (where else can you watch 16-18 year olds in leotards and not be called a perv?)
They seem to be getting more brazen every time...maybe one day they'll have an event called "3-on-1 Lesbian Orgy Speed Orgasm". Let's hope!
Am I sick?
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Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-08-26 16:32:12 EDT (#)
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Girl's beach volleyball is SO hot. I'll never forget the first match I saw: Norway vs. Switzerland. It really couldn't get any better than that.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-25 15:08:22 EDT (#)
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Womens field hockey. i know what you are thinking but some of them are HOT
Submitted by DrPresident (user info) at 2004-08-25 15:07:40 EDT (#)
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no, it's not okay.
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2004-08-25 15:07:11 EDT (#)
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"Man successfully masturbates to climax while watching The View"! (TheOnion)
It can be done..
Submitted by Biznochizzle (user info) at 2004-08-25 14:59:25 EDT (#)
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Whoops.
Submitted by Biznochizzle (user info) at 2004-08-25 14:58:55 EDT (#)
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I'm experienced in these matters, and I'll tell you that you can masturbate to damn well anything, Olympics included.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-08-25 14:46:03 EDT (#)
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Only if it's the Special Olympics... Mmm, retards!
You did notice, though, that most female athletes are ugly and breastless (side-effect of all that training)? Or do you beat off to the male athletes? 'Cause -- you know -- I ain't judging; tolerance and all that shit.
Submitted by Smurfs (user info) at 2004-08-25 14:45:25 EDT (#)
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http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040824/capt.olyvbb11808241914.greece_olympics_beach_volleyball_olyvbb118.jpg
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-08-25 14:32:09 EDT (#)
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Mmmmmmm.... curling!!
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-08-25 14:19:56 EDT (#)
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I'm guilty too. But I'm not proud of it.
Carly Patterson...but I'm 19, so she's legal for me (barely).
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-08-25 13:53:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-25 13:26:32 (#)
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It is always okay to masturbate
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Munkey don't encourage them. They might never leave the house if you tell them that
and then where would we be? penisless!
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-08-25 13:46:50 EDT (#)
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<Insert "clean and jerk" joke here>
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-08-25 13:46:29 EDT (#)
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A majority of the girls in gymnastics are only 14-15 years old...sick fucker.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-08-25 13:37:35 EDT (#)
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You want some hot females? Check out the female power lifters.
Excuse me, i have to go vomit.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-25 13:31:21 EDT (#)
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Uhh..
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-25 13:26:32 EDT (#)
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It is always okay to masturbate
Submitted by Shit_Flinging_Ape (user info) at 2004-08-25 13:25:17 EDT (#)
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Yes. But only during the commercials. As a sign of respect.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-08-25 13:16:49 EDT (#)
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Guilty. <---------- Me
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-08-25 13:15:07 EDT (#)
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I think it's ok so long as no innocent children get hurt.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-25 13:14:36 EDT (#)
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They seem to be getting more brazen every time...maybe one day they'll have an event called "3-on-1 Lesbian Orgy Speed Orgasm". Let's hope!
Urghhhh... that was just dumb.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-25 13:13:52 EDT (#)
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Sick? No.
Stating the obvious? Yes.
Submitted by Duke_Prometheus_III (user info) at 2004-08-25 13:13:16 EDT (#)
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Female athletes are too fucking toned, to the extent that none of them have any tits whatsoever and almost all of the are ugly. The only female athletes with any kind of breasts are the shotputters etc, and they are chunky hairy beasts that eat houses and stuff. The olympics are meant as a competition for the fastest and strongest and most durable men and women on the planet, I don't know how the fuck anyone can find the competition arousing in any way.
Beach volleyball?
I retract all my previous sentiments.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-08-25 13:13:01 EDT (#)
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Nah. You're normal. Spank it all you like.
Floor exercise. Mmmmmmmm...
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-08-25 13:12:57 EDT (#)
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No.
Yes.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-08-25 13:10:07 EDT (#)
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I think you are a pretty normal guy. If you were beating in
to Barney, I'd worry about you! Enyoy!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-25 13:08:09 EDT (#)
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a-fuckin-men, brother