Sign my partition to legalese the killing of transformers! (1034 hits)
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Rating: -0.66 on 50 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2004-08-25 14:27:11 EDT
I have hard enough with all these new stories about men who went to doctors and only body doctors and not head doctors and got their gentiles sliced off and got made into women.
And worst is the ones who get halfway into the 'op' (as these man-hungry abrasions say in their slangy way) and then run out of money because they do not work at jobs [except for the kind of jobs men who have striated from Jesus Christ Our Lord And Savor want done to them} and they want the tax-payer ((ME and You!!!) to pay for the rest.
So you have a young man who is dumb and gets goes out with one of these she-freaks and gets a handful of tats and say YES and then roaches down and gets a handful of harden and says Noooooo!.
That young man could be scared for life! And the only fair way he could plunge the horrible memory would be to kill the transformer which isn't real a man or woman anyhow so it should not have any rights.
And the nixed race ones are the worse. We should be able to hunt them one day a week, just bag them at the supper market or where ever we see them.
Tell me you agree.
User Reviews
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-06-13 16:42:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
The -1 is being generous.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-06-13 16:06:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was lolling
Submitted by Lost_Gator_Fan (user info) at 2004-09-23 14:53:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
+2 for the title
-2 because you weren't talking about the cartoon
-2 spelling/grammar etc... were lacking
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-09-23 14:37:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Outstanding.
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-09-20 16:34:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-17 15:21:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your a complete idiot
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-29 23:09:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're one of the reasons why this site sucks huge penis.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2004-08-29 22:57:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Sign my partition" sounds like Geek Porn.
DAMN YOU FOR DECEIVING ME!!!!!
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-29 22:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You just had to slip something racist in there, didn't you. Personally I didn't think this post was as atrocious as the normal shit you post, but then you just had to slip something racist in at the end.
Eat shit and die, -2.
Submitted by Rainer (user info) at 2004-08-27 20:21:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-08-25 15:24:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DrPresident (user info) at 2004-08-25 15:13:31 (#)
Ranking: -
What a waste of webspac
Ihave looked at your pots and it is no filled with any smarts or humor. And
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hahahaha, take the +2
Submitted by screaney (user info) at 2004-08-27 20:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this had me bursting at the seams!!! i don't know how you do it but....hilarious!!!
Submitted by X-File (user info) at 2004-08-26 05:50:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate transformers! I hate the shows about them. And what up with that new show? I mean, that anime/transformers mix. It sucked! The transformations are like totally gay, not cool like in the old series. Nowadays it's just the same flashy animation over and over again, in every goddamn episode. I think that they should fire the ass that ever came up with the lame-brain idea to not go with the old styled (or an updated version) series.
Come to think of it, it's just anime I hate. Why does every goddamn cartoon show have to be drawn in anime style, what's wrong with the old style of animating?
Oooooh...
You mean transsexuals!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-25 23:53:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I get the joke, I just don't find it that funny anymore.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-08-25 23:43:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2004-08-25 17:14:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
maybe it's in a secret code that nobody wants to bother figuring out.
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yeah, that or no one cares in the first place.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-25 17:52:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah!
goddamn Optimus Prime getting breat implants.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-25 17:47:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
seriously, for all of you people that haven't figured out this guy who keeps posting shit like this isn't for real, please don't come back to Ubersite. you're a dim bulb.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-08-25 17:35:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SNAGINANEHS
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-25 17:28:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Luckystar (user info) at 2004-08-25 17:26:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Transformers.....?? like those little cars that turn into robots???
Did you mean to sign a PETITION legalizing the killing of TRANSVESTITES/TRANSEXUALS???
you didn't even include a petition anyways...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-25 17:16:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is a literary masterpiece.
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-08-25 17:15:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Right on! I will join you on your crusade to bash these filthy gays!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2004-08-25 17:14:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
maybe it's in a secret code that nobody wants to bother figuring out.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-08-25 17:07:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You "have hard enough" what?
Even if this is shenanigans, you should write in English.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-08-25 17:02:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dan Jaines is quickly becoming one of my favorite satirical / shenanigans writers (SSW).
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-08-25 16:57:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-25 16:42:06 (#)
Ranking: -1
I have no idea what the fuck you just said
munkeyparts I meaned swear.
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-08-25 16:57:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-25 16:42:06 (#)
Ranking: -1
I have no idea what the fuck you just said
monnikerpants a real lady does not sweat.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-25 16:42:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I have no idea what the fuck you just said
Submitted by DamienX (user info) at 2004-08-25 16:11:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-08-25 15:21:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2004-08-25 14:51:28 (#)
Ranking:think, deep down, you want to have doctors remove your cullones, shove ziploc bags of silicone into your saggy manboobs, shave the hair off your back (and your ears, and your toes) and sell you to a rich sheik who will pump you full of numerous bedouin children. -2 for being in denial.
Since I do not has a uranus that would be impossible.
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Oh fuck yea. I nearly squirted Barq's out my nose.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-25 15:26:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-08-25 14:43:46 (#)
Ranking: 1
Best shenanigans series ever.
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-08-25 15:24:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DrPresident (user info) at 2004-08-25 15:13:31 (#)
Ranking: -
What a waste of webspac
Ihave looked at your pots and it is no filled with any smarts or humor. And
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-08-25 15:21:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2004-08-25 14:51:28 (#)
Ranking:think, deep down, you want to have doctors remove your cullones, shove ziploc bags of silicone into your saggy manboobs, shave the hair off your back (and your ears, and your toes) and sell you to a rich sheik who will pump you full of numerous bedouin children. -2 for being in denial.
Since I do not has a uranus that would be impossible.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-25 15:17:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DrPresident (user info) at 2004-08-25 15:13:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
What a waste of webspace.
Submitted by DrPresident (user info) at 2004-08-25 15:13:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What a waste of webspace.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2004-08-25 15:09:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
potatoman, that was friggin classic.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-08-25 15:05:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you choke to death on a tall cool glass of Hepatitis.
Submitted by Biznochizzle (user info) at 2004-08-25 14:57:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I would hate to have my gentiles sliced off. Do it to my jews instead.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2004-08-25 14:57:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If anyone ever tried to slice my gentiles off...I would laugh.
Then I would sign a partition. I've hard enough of this.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2004-08-25 14:51:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think, deep down, you want to have doctors remove your cullones, shove ziploc bags of silicone into your saggy manboobs, shave the hair off your back (and your ears, and your toes) and sell you to a rich sheik who will pump you full of numerous bedouin children. -2 for being in denial.
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-08-25 14:50:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hehe - shenanigans
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-08-25 14:47:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kool Leg I am using the Spell Check but I guess I stall don't pay attention. Sorry it the mistakes annoy people.
Bootman I will just use all of the pulse twos I collect as YES VOTES for my PEtition.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-08-25 14:43:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Best shenanigans series ever.
Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2004-08-25 14:40:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
partition? to legalese?
ive screwed up on titles before, (mostly cuz i was high) but do you even know what those words mean? partition! for god's sakes, PARTITION!
Submitted by DamienX (user info) at 2004-08-25 14:39:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I always agree with your brilliant and profound
social and political commentarieses.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-08-25 14:39:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ugh.
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-08-25 14:38:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm so glad I'm not you...
Submitted by bootleg (user info) at 2004-08-25 14:37:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
gay. there wasn't even a 'partition' to sign anywhere.
Submitted by my name is at 2004-08-25 14:37:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and I thought I was a jackass
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-08-25 14:33:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SMITE!
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-25 14:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This one had better spelling than your previous work, so +2.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-08-25 14:31:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
a partition eh?
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-08-25 14:31:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, I hate castrated men also.
Submitted by EmptyRobot (user info) at 2004-08-25 14:31:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Please tell me youre only 7 years old.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-08-25 14:28:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh lord, my eyes.