My trip in an 89 Dodge lancer. (715 hits)
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Submitted by j k <jojojojoan.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-08-25 15:54:09 EDT
It was a summer not to long ago.. Every single car radio had Eminem blasting out of their speakers,
and rattling their trunks. (sounds pretty crappy when your out side of the car by the way). Any who my friends and I had been on this extacy binge the whole summer. So it was a normal night at my friends house. Lotion, vicks, blunts, and boons farm fuzzy navle. The temperature out side would be around 70 degrees, but inside we would have the heat cranked up to like 90. Everyone would be half dressed giving back rubs and telling each other how much they loved them. It was a pretty fun thing.
On one night in particular we were all rolling and it was around 2 am. We decide that we need more pills. So our one dealer that lived around the corner was either out or he was out. I don't remember. So we had to use other resources. "B" our other man lived somewhere in baltimore city (we were about 20 mins away) So my best friend her brother and I jump in her 89 dodge lancer "turbo" p.o.s. We fly all the way there. Like 90 the whole way. Well we get there and pull into the gas station. The car was smoking so bad we thought it was on fire. Smoke poured out from under the hood. I was sitting in the passenger seat and the next thing I know this black man appears out of the smoke. comes up to the window and throws like 10 pills at me and says "you guys gonna be alright?" I reply "yeah sure" and we exchanged the money. Then we ran in to the gas stationn and buy some water to wash the pills down with. We all pop another pill. Now do realize while all of this is going on we are still rolling face from earlier.
So we then embark on our journey home. We couldn't go over like 25 mph the whole way back. We finally make it to the exit where my friend lived. We came down the exit. Made it like .01 miles off on to the main streetand then boom no nothing. There was a gas station about a half mile up on the right, slightly up hill. So my friends brother, Rob, and I get out. Cindy is left to drive the car. But before we started pushing. We brake out the bag of pills, take one out, and Rob started to crush it up. I had never in my life, up until that point, put anything up my nose. Well let me tell you this. Pills burn the fuck out of your nostrils. So we divied it up and then proceeded to push the car to the gas station. When we got to the gas station, I let go of the car and almost fell to my knees. I was rolling so hard, my jaws were chattering. Crazy.
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Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-10-16 00:03:56 EDT (#)
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yeah. drugs are cool.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-08-25 18:31:09 EDT (#)
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Living proof that synthetic drugs kill brain cells.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-08-25 16:36:38 EDT (#)
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I like stories about shit-box-cars, but I'm afraid I didn't like yours. Its like: One time, I saw a ninja surrounded by like 5 big, mean, evil ninjas, and then I drank a beer. and another beer. then i pulled the tab off. wow, man, i was wasted. What happened to the ninjas!?!
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-08-25 16:24:30 EDT (#)
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This post is utterly terrible.
May God have mercy on your retarded soul.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-25 16:15:57 EDT (#)
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You could have done much better than this
good effort
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2004-08-25 16:04:19 EDT (#)
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I remember a special on hbo about this guy that just dropped out of life, left his wife, and started goint to raves and rolling with his kids. i remember thinking, what a loser! So you can imagine what I'm thinking now.
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-08-25 16:00:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
holy crap - don't ever do that again EVER!
you got my all excited for a good story about a Dodge Lancer...and then it turns out to be a lame story about some stupid drug run.
you are living proof the X destroys brain cells much more efficiently than other drugs.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2004-08-25 16:00:16 EDT (#)
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DARE to keep kids off drugs.