Reversing NerfHerder's Idea - The Midas Touch (471 hits)
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Submitted by Shit Flinging Ape (View user info) at 2004-08-25 18:36:49 EDT
This is BLITZKREIG_BOB's idea, so blame him for it.
Awright. Professor Mccallum writes a post that belongs in fuckin Readers Digest. Then NerfHerder rewrites it and turns it into comedy gold, right?
Let's just see. Lets apply the scientific method to this post http://www.ubersite.com/m/42870
I'm gonna boil nerf's entry down to the basics (and flush the original Jack M stuff down the toilet.)
Here's the bare bones of Nerf's award-winning entry.
---stripping indecent exposure nudist colony excited short skirt with pantyhose pantyhose fetish jacking off intense orgasms grabbing my ass tongue down my throat cum on her face breasts and vaginas fondle---
Don't believe me? Read it. Its all in there.
My hypothesis? Jack is about 60 fuckin years old. Nerf is 11. Both of them need to get outdoors a little more.
Okay. Now somebody rewrite THIS post.
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Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-16 00:52:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Inflation in process, asshole.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-30 19:01:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Have you ever made a positive rated post?
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-25 20:47:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
electro:
"expanding horizons"
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-08-25 20:31:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I like to see someone try to rewrite what I wrote...
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-08-25 20:26:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can rewrite this post into 5 easy words...
"Here's Nerf grabbing my ass."
Nerf is one sick bastard.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-25 20:02:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy shit... I guessed at what the time stamp would be when I clicked "Rank" (on that last review), and I was right...
I swear to Bog that I didn't plan it that way. I'm not even wearing a watch right now and the computer clock in the lower right hand (which is what I based my guess from) doesn't list the seconds.
Guess I really am a prophet...
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-25 19:59:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hmm... well, I suppose I could take a shot at re-writing this post...
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Reversing NerfHerder's Idea - The Midas Touch (0 hits)
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Submitted by prophet (View user info) at 2004-08-25 19:59:49
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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-25 19:36:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I could re-do this.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-08-25 18:54:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wasn't me.
But I did laugh at it.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-08-25 18:42:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well played.
P.S. I'll get you Bob, and your little ape too.