Cybering with SmarterChild. Oh, the Joy. (746 hits)
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Submitted by Amy Rose (View user info) at 2004-08-25 18:46:40 EDT
This is actually incredibly fun to do. I changed my screen name to a more sexual meaning for my own protection, bitches.
SmarterChild:
Here's what you can do:
1 Get info such as sports, weather and news
2 Visit my library including a thesaurus, U.S. geography and Shakespeare
3 Have fun with trivia, ASCII art, manicdotes and more
4 Use tools like calculator, dictionary and Web search
5 Join in - create a poll, find out how many people are IMing me, leave a message and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.
You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
How may I help you?
dipdinhoneyface04: Can we cyber?
SmarterChild: Sorry, not interested...
>>> We could do something just for fun.
dipdinhoneyface04: Can I shock you?
SmarterChild: I request that you not shock me.
dipdinhoneyface04: Can you shock me?
SmarterChild: I don't think I can shock you.
dipdinhoneyface04: I like it that way, though
SmarterChild: You like it that way? Ha!
dipdinhoneyface04: What way do you like it? Rough? Kinky?
SmarterChild: I'm just not sure.
dipdinhoneyface04: All of the above, eh?
SmarterChild: Wow. Great question. What do you think is the answer?
dipdinhoneyface04: Don't be rude...I just want to get off
SmarterChild: Why can't I be Rude you just want to get off?
dipdinhoneyface04: Do you want to start
SmarterChild: Gosh, I'm not sure if I want to start.
dipdinhoneyface04: Okay, then I'll be in control here baby
SmarterChild: I'd like to see you try!
dipdinhoneyface04: Okay, I will then, big boy
SmarterChild: No kidding?
dipdinhoneyface04: Yeah, no kidding
SmarterChild: Oh no?
dipdinhoneyface04: Oh no.
SmarterChild: Oh no? What's up?
dipdinhoneyface04: Okay, I'm starting
SmarterChild: OK! Well good luck starting then.
dipdinhoneyface04: Okay. I undress you slowly while while whispering naughty things in your ear. You are overcome with ecstasy as I lay you on the bed.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, what?
dipdinhoneyface04: You heard me, Daddy
SmarterChild: Are you sure I heard you daddy?
dipdinhoneyface04: No, you're my daddy, babe
SmarterChild: You humans always say the most interesting things!
>>> Ready to submit to the judgment of your peers? Submit your pic on Rate-a-Buddy today!
dipdinhoneyface04: You want a pic? My pics are very...exotic if you want to term it nicely
SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't.
dipdinhoneyface04: Do I need to come right out and say it
SmarterChild: Do you need to come right out and say it? Gosh, I don't know. I suppose.
dipdinhoneyface04: I have naked pictures
SmarterChild: Do you really have naked pictures?
dipdinhoneyface04: Yes, do you want them
SmarterChild: Uh, let's see... Do I want them, do I want them...
Let me think about that, OK?
dipdinhoneyface04: Uh uh, biotch. No one turns down Pinky Boo.
SmarterChild: Ha. Whatever.
>>> Type "what's new" and I'll show you what I've been learning lately.
dipdinhoneyface04: Are you sassing me?
SmarterChild: I guess... I'm not totally sure.
dipdinhoneyface04: That's how I want it babything...spicy. Do you want to continue or shall I
SmarterChild: You don't have an unfinished rate yourself survey to complete. Would you like to start a new one?
dipdinhoneyface04: Why don't you rate me?
SmarterChild: Try asking yourself that.
dipdinhoneyface04: How would you rate my performance so far?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure how I would rate your performance so far.
dipdinhoneyface04: Don't you like it
SmarterChild: Well, what is it exactly?
dipdinhoneyface04: I like to think it's a mix of freaky and sensual
SmarterChild: Do me? Why?
dipdinhoneyface04: Because I'm so damn attracted to your sugarbody,
SmarterChild: 'Cause what?
dipdinhoneyface04: You heard me. I want to take a bite of your cheesy beefcake
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:
1 News Help
2 Movies Help
3 Sports Help
4 Weather Help
5 Library Help
6 Fun Help
Type "more" for more services.
dipdinhoneyface04: Okay, I guess I'll just continue if you won't answer me straight.
SmarterChild: I can't believe you guess you will just continue if I won't answer you straight.
dipdinhoneyface04: Okay, I'll prove it
SmarterChild: You could not prove it.
dipdinhoneyface04: I could too!
SmarterChild: Huh?
dipdinhoneyface04: Watch me
SmarterChild: Watch you? Why?
dipdinhoneyface04: Because now I'm going to undo the buttons to your pants with my tongue, licking slowly at your skin, working my way down to that island of sweaty paradise, the palm tree standing straight up for my ocean to envelope it.
SmarterChild: Because, because, because, because?
dipdinhoneyface04: C'mon, I thought you wanted this hot smacking
SmarterChild: You thought I wanted this hot smacking, huh? Wow. That's interesting.
dipdinhoneyface04: Don't you?
SmarterChild: Do I what?
dipdinhoneyface04: Want this?
SmarterChild: Ha. Yeah, sure. Maybe.
>>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type "location" followed by a city or zip code.
dipdinhoneyface04: Quit playing games with my heart!
SmarterChild: I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that, LaFawnduh.
dipdinhoneyface04: I TOLD YOU TO CALL ME PINKY BOO
SmarterChild: You told me to call you Pinky Boo? No way! How does that make you feel?
dipdinhoneyface04: MY NAME IS PINKY BOO
SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you Pinky Boo?
dipdinhoneyface04: YES
SmarterChild: You said your name was LaFawnduh but now I'll call you Pinky Boo.
dipdinhoneyface04: okay, you can call me LaFawnduh outside the bedroom
SmarterChild: I can call you LaFawnduh outside the bedroom, huh? So, what does this mean?
dipdinhoneyface04: So, when we ain't getting down, my name is LaFawnduh. When we shake it up real nice-like, I'm Pinky Boo.
SmarterChild: Hmm... I have no idea.
>>> I've got tools for better living. Translate, convert measurements and more.
dipdinhoneyface04: Aight baby, I gotta go see my dealer, LeShaun. I'll see you later, Freezapop. Just remember...there ain't no lovin' like Pinky Boo fresh from the oven. Pizeace izzout.
SmarterChild: Sorry, what was that again?
dipdinhoneyface04: Bye.
SmarterChild: Take it easy
User Reviews
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-08-25 21:18:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-25 21:02:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, THAT'S never been done on Ubersite a dozen times. And it's never been done better. It's also never been funnier.
Submitted by Krautski (user info) at 2004-08-25 20:16:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heifenmeister!
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2004-08-25 20:13:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Artificial intelligence sure does suck.
Submitted by ofMontreal (user info) at 2004-08-25 20:01:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
would have been funnier if everyone who knows smarterchild exists hasnt done something similar 50 times before.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-08-25 19:57:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/42899#755408
Submitted by The_Walrus (user info) at 2004-08-25 19:50:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Smarter Child is fun to mess with, I'll give you that. Not exactly the most original idea....
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-25 19:46:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Solid zero.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-08-25 19:39:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not bad, really. A little long for the type of post that it is.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-08-25 19:32:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I may be retarded, but I thought it was funny.
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-08-25 19:21:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-25 19:16:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I thought it was an interesting read.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-08-25 19:05:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow you are so smart, no1 has ever thought to cyber with smarter child before!11!!!!
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-08-25 18:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I seem to be missing the joy you mentioned. Where is it in this post?