The Worst Question to Ask a Man. (593 hits)
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Submitted by dakingisdead<ojs.at.iinet.net.au> (View user info) at 2004-08-25 21:19:58 EDT
No it is not "will you marry me?"
The absolute worst question to ask any man is this:
"Does this skirt/dress make my bum look big?"
That's it "Does this skirt/dress make my bum look big?"
You see no matter how you as a guy answer this you are completely screwed.
"Yes" you say and she immediately clocks you for saying that she has a big bum. No "thank you honey" for your honesty and care that she doesn't go out looking like the back of a bus.
Nope just WHACK! and no hanky panky for a month.
Then of course if you answer "no" you are still screwed.
You see her female logic then kicks in and turns it around something like this:
'No? Then all my other clothes make my bum look big and he just said I have a big butt.'
WHACK!
No sex for you for a month unless you dig a very big hole for yourself with lots of grovelling and explanations, promises to mow the lawn, telling her that you love her psycho mother and about $100 worth of chocolates and flowers.
Aaahh the devious mind of the fairer sex!
What's that did I say fairer?
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Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-08-25 21:24:36 EDT (#)
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There used to be great ad on TV back in Australia... I believe it was for some kind of chocolate milk.
There is a girl squeezed into a very tight, short, gold, plastic-looking dress. She turns to the guy (presumably her boyfriend) and asks "Does this make my bum look big?"
He takes a sip of his milk and replies.
"At least it takes the attention from your face."
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-08-25 21:23:02 EDT (#)
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Correct Answer: "No. Your ass looks big with or without clothes."
You have to teach them not to ask these stupid questions early on in the relationship and that answer usually works.
You lose 2 points for leaving the NSFW
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-25 21:22:52 EDT (#)
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True. Would have been a 1 if it had a disclaimer.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2004-08-25 21:21:32 EDT (#)
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good point
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-25 21:20:58 EDT (#)
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Sorry, how many times has a post like this been done?