Faked an orgasam recently? (1555 hits)
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Submitted by Rixes (View user info) at 2004-08-25 23:54:00 EDT
I don't usually need to fake an orgasam, mainly because I'm a guy. But sometimes after an hour or so you get a cramp or you just want to go to sleep. Anyway, just a quick poll here(pun intended), how many guys have faked an orgasam before, and why.
Kind of appropriate this place is a seafood restaurant, bet they serve a lot of tuna.
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Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-31 23:16:16 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by nuffsaid (user info) at 2004-08-26 07:44:22 EDT (#)
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I did it 5 times with my ex-fiance.
Submitted by Spookster (user info) at 2004-08-26 07:07:16 EDT (#)
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I have one time, ages ago.
I was getting a handjob and she really didn't know what she was doing. It was starting to chafe so I told her to give me a tissue and faked it.
Submitted by Scotsman (user info) at 2004-08-26 07:05:30 EDT (#)
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hahahha
I did once. Was going for 4th time with a new girlfriend but I was tired and basically couldn't be bothered anymore so did the man grunt thing and faked it. She did not know any better as my poplulation paste had been spent already.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-08-26 06:58:59 EDT (#)
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same as maiorano84, pretty much?
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-08-26 05:14:03 EDT (#)
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I've faked an orgasm before, but only to keep her from expecting the real orgasm.
Then, bam! Like Emeril. Right to the face.
Submitted by PWNstar (user info) at 2004-08-26 05:07:45 EDT (#)
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god bless you darko...
and I personally haven't
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-08-26 03:46:58 EDT (#)
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Sometimes enough's enough and you wanna get some sleep.
Submitted by qwert at 2004-08-26 02:26:02 EDT (#)
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yea, I faked the first time I ever had sex, too sick (flu) to finish the job
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-08-26 01:50:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-08-26 00:21:31 (#)
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my last girlfriend was really bad at giving head, and she hated to swallow. Well one time after nearly an hour i told her, i was finished and i went in her throat. I even congratulated her for her good job of swallowing, and how she must be getting imune to the taste. As soon as i found another girl i broke up with her
gahahhaahahahahahahhah
Submitted by Smithstudd (user info) at 2004-08-26 01:36:37 EDT (#)
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I once faked interest in an ugly broad...........couldnt finish.........was a very sad night I thought she was gonna cry so I told her it was my fault.........such a waste of time.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-26 00:35:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-08-26 00:16:42 (#)
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I fake during masturbation.
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That's great.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-08-26 00:21:31 EDT (#)
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my last girlfriend was really bad at giving head, and she hated to swallow. Well one time after nearly an hour i told her, i was finished and i went in her throat. I even congratulated her for her good job of swallowing, and how she must be getting imune to the taste. As soon as i found another girl i broke up with her
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-08-26 00:20:57 EDT (#)
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I never had to fake, but when I wear a condom I just won't cum. Usually the chick eventually tells me to stop after about an hour or so.
When I don't wear a condom, it can take anywhere from thirty seconds, depending on position, to a half hour. I'm pretty unreliable in the sack.
I have an average of about a good 15 minutes though. Only one girl has ever made me cum from a blowjob.
What was the question again?
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-08-26 00:18:42 EDT (#)
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yep, too tired to finish up.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-08-26 00:16:42 EDT (#)
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I fake during masturbation.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-08-26 00:15:15 EDT (#)
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Ummm no.
I have also never fallen asleep on the job.
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-08-26 00:09:52 EDT (#)
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Damn, I wish the picture would have shown up. Anyone ever seen the picture of that chinese place the 'fuc mi' buffet? It's a seafood place, but explaining it sucks, need to see the picture.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-08-26 00:07:22 EDT (#)
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Long time no see, Rixes!
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-08-26 00:02:08 EDT (#)
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No.
Submitted by thieverymike (user info) at 2004-08-26 00:00:33 EDT (#)
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once.......to drunk to finish the job
+2 for nailing the question