Completely Irrelevant Concepts III (628 hits)
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Submitted by sketch9 (View user info) at 2004-08-26 00:50:49 EDT
I guess these dont really qualify as irrelevant concepts. Dont point this out to me, I already know. I will kill your entire family and your pets if you do so.
This week's episode is brought to you by: Anger.
Some shit that really aggravates me for no reason but beyond understandle comprehension is:
Hair on the fucking soap in the shower.
There's always hair on the bar of soap in my shower. Constantly. I dont think I've taken a shower in the past few years without that fucking hair being there. That hair babysat me as a child. That hair changed my diapers.
That hair sure in the hell isnt mine. The worst part about it is the shape of the hair. Sometimes its straight, sometimes a slight curve, and sometimes its a little loopy curley cue.
That fucking curley cue scares the shit out of me. Where did that fucker come from? I know for a fact that it didnt come from the top of someones head, because, the last time i checked, nobody in my family was African American. Now shit may have changed since the last time i took a shower, but still, there should be no reason to have hair like that on the soap.
Unless, of course, it wasnt from someones head. This raises a whole new realm of possibilities, many of which I dont want to imagine. I keep hoping and praying that my family is scrubbing pygmies with that soap when Im not here, because the other conclusions Ive reached could scar me forever.
Please, god, let it be the pygmies.
I searched google for "pygmy" and this is what i found
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Submitted by RateBot (user info) at 2004-08-26 09:18:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That happens me all the time.I dont really want to touch it either but i need to use the soap.
Submitted by PWNstar (user info) at 2004-08-26 03:44:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We had the same arguement in my house. No one admitted where the hair came from.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-08-26 01:28:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-08-26 01:11:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by cuntardoretardo (user info) at 2004-08-26 01:08:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
genius
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-08-26 00:53:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Started off a bit slow, but all that talk of pygmies got me laughing my ass off.