Goddamnit Mom, I'm Not Gay! (875 hits)
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Submitted by ColonelAngus <colonel.at.angus.org> (View user info) at 2004-08-26 01:17:58 EDT
I am a horrible keyboarder. (is that right?) I understand that my fast, careless typing results in both grammar and spelling mistakes and I'm too lazy to check it unless it's for schoolwork. This being said, I really don't have to much room to complain but here goes:
what the fuck is the deal wiht all this hip gangsta language most 14 year old suburban white kids only copy on Yahoo Messenger. I was just on it when suddenly, I got this random message from some schmuck that went, " Yo Dawg, I lik yo SN. It's fizzunny. LOLL"
Whats the deal wiht this "iz" bullshit. Snoop Dogg says it, allright. ITs a Snoop thing. So why do all these moreons keep having to use it in everyday language. Not only do you but "izz" in the middle but you end the word wiht "le" so you get words like bizzle (bitch), Shizzle (sure), rizzle (real) and such ( or suchizzle).
Another thing is "eezy". it works the same as "izzle." Sheezy neezy reezy heezy. IT'S ALL BULLSHEEZY MOTHEFUCKERS! If you are not a platinum-selling rap star, please do not use this language. This is the kind of crap that will bring society to it knees.
Hope you agree!
User Reviews
Submitted by original (user info) at 2004-08-30 10:15:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
80% original.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-26 11:04:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i wanna hear some funky dixie land
pretty mama come and take me by the hand
by the hand, hand take me by the hand
pretty mama
come and dance with your daddy all night long
Submitted by vodka7tall (user info) at 2004-08-26 09:15:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2004-08-26 03:13:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCKING RIGHT!
Submitted by Titan_lad (user info) at 2004-08-26 03:08:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have the same retards actually saying that to me during the day. It's sp annoying. Why the fuck do these knob heads have to add some stupid random letters on the end of everything? Do they think it makes them cooler?
Dumbass: Yo dawg stop tripin'
Me: Stop talking like an idiot
Another dumbass who speaks for no reason: Yo dawg you are right this gweuy talks shizzle man.
How stupid do you have to be to not use real words. I hate people
Submitted by replicate (user info) at 2004-08-26 03:06:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That sucked.
Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2004-08-26 02:59:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Oh but you are. You are gay. That's okay, you sucked anyway.
Re; http://www.ubersite.com/m/15604
Michelle
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-08-26 01:52:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-08-26 01:51:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-08-25 23:19:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Submitted by Spookster (user info) at 2004-08-26 01:43:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Crappy!
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-08-26 01:35:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
moreons
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2004-08-26 01:30:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
ok...you're positive you're not gay?
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-08-26 01:23:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your first mistake was writing this disclaimer: "
I am a horrible keyboarder. (is that right?) I understand that my fast, careless typing results in both grammar and spelling mistakes and I'm too lazy to check it unless it's for schoolwork. This being said, I really don't have to much room to complain but here goes:"
-1 for that part.
Your second mistake was writing the rest of this post.
-1 for that part.
Grand total: -2