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Shitty post thursday (551 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 0.21 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Pakifier <pakifier.at.jackpot.com> (View user info) at 2004-08-26 03:21:26 EDT


Well since this is the day for shitty posts then I should keep all my posts till thursday so I can get positive revues.

Ok now to my real post.

I have a dilemma that I would like input on. I am not an attractive guy i know this and it doesn't bother me. What bothers me is that I have a Female companion that used to be my fiance. However she has broken off the engagement. Her reason for that is that and I quote "You are the closest thing to perfect that I will ever find. You're just not my type." Basically I am great just to God damned Ugly for her.

What I need is advice on how to react to such an obvious lie? I mean do i blow her off completely and never speak to her. Continue a friendship that has endured for over 13 years, and watch as unforuntely the women I love has affairs of the heart and body with other guys.

I have told her that I want nothing else to do with her but she keeps calling and Im'ing me. I have refused all calls but out of common decency have continued to speak to her and solve her problems via Im's. Is this the best course?


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Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-26 13:27:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I've gotta say, since when are revues and reviews the same thing?

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-08-26 11:12:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Kick her in the kunt

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-08-26 10:14:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

0 because this isn't Dr. Phil.
-2 because of SPT.

Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2004-08-26 08:21:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

don't say fuckin shit to her just do whatever you can to make your life happy again.

the less you say the more she'll think about you.

Submitted by toddska (user info) at 2004-08-26 05:15:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

My advice? Tell her fuck. Book some holidays...go to either Rio or Christianopolis (brazil) or thailand for a month, get wasted, meet people, party, fuck, get your ego back and return a new man...then for good measure tell her fuck again...dont give her a scoend chance...tell her that you've moved on and that you cant belive you've wasted 13 years of your life...do it with a smile.

Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-08-26 05:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Rob a bank. If you survive and avoid jail, get extensive plastic surgery.

Then kill her.

Submitted by pakifier (user info) at 2004-08-26 05:01:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I am 32 she is 26.


Submitted by Vanilla (user info) at 2004-08-26 04:50:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

First, my question is how old are you?

Because if your relativly young, then the only thing I can conclude is that she does in fact love you, she just wants to explore her options before settling down. In which case she will, undoubtedly (sp?) come back to you in some time. The fact that she hasn't completely cut you out of her life tells me this.

On the other hand, maybe shes just being selfish and trying to make the transition easier for her, I mean 13 years is a long time.

I say live your life and don't get too down on this. When it comes to real love, looks have nothing to do with it. As cliche as it sounds, it's so true. So good luck to you... all the best.

Submitted by Jigga_poo (user info) at 2004-08-26 04:36:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ur dumb

Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-08-26 04:18:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

get busy with stuff. too busy to talk to her. go out. join a gym. forget about her.
learn basket weaving. read the dictionary. forget about her. drink some tea. buy an xbox. forget about her. take up fishing. buy a boat. get a job. get another job. juggle three jobs. FORGET ABOUT HER.

Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-08-26 03:38:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Man...that's total bullshit. I say confront her; call her lie, and demand the truth. If she doesn't give it to you, then there's no other way you could possibly save this relationship.

If that doesn't work, listen to Impassive-Digressive.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-26 03:35:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Run the shallow manipulative cunt down with a combine harvester.

Or, just tell her that you don't want to be around her anymore, and you hope she has a nice life. Then utterly ignore her.

Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2004-08-26 03:32:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

get rid of her.

Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-08-26 03:25:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

There is clearly only one solution:

Kill her.

Dead girls can't say no.

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2004-08-26 03:23:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Tell her that if she can't stand being with you physically, she isn't gonna get your help and all the 'good stuff'. Tell her she's a using bitch, and that she can't have her cake and eat it too.

But you can! That is, physically. Tell that bitch off brother!


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