Boom Shacka Lacka SPT (746 hits)
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Submitted by dakingisdead<ojs.at.iinet.net.au> (View user info) at 2004-08-26 03:52:12 EDT
Amongst the music profession the butt of many jokes are the drummers.
Sometimes deserved and sometimes not.
The following are a few of the ones I have enjoyed over the years.
Q: What did the professional drummer say when he got to his job?
A: "Would you like fries with that?"
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Q: What does the average drummer get on an IQ test?
A: Drool
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Did you hear about the guitarist who was going to a gig and locked his keys in the car? It took him two hours to get the drummer out....
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Johnny says to his mom: I want to be a drummer when I grow up!
Mom: But Johnny, you can't do both.
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Q: Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?
A: So they can park in the handicapped spot.
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Q: Why is a drum machine better than a drummer?
A: Because it can keep a steady beat and won't sleep with your girlfriend.
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A drummer, tired from being ridiculed by his peers, decides to learn how to play some "real" musical instruments. He goes to a music store, walks in, approaches the store clerk, and says "I'll take that red trumpet over there and that accordian."
The store clerk looks at him a bit funny, and replies "OK, you can have the fire extinguisher but the radiator's got to stay".
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What do Ginger Baker and 7-11 coffee have in common?
They both suck without Cream.
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Q: What does a drummer use for contraception?
A: His personality!
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Two girls are walking along when they hear...
"Psst! Down here!"
They both look down and see a frog sitting beside the road. The frog says to them, "Hey, if you kiss me I'll turn into a world famous drummer and make you both rich and famous!" The two girls looked at each other, and one of them reached down and grabbed the frog and stuffed it in her pocket.
The other girl said, "What did you do that for?"
The first replied, "I'm not stupid. I know a talking frog is worth heaps more than a famous drummer any day!!!"
My apologies to John Bonham. RIP.
User Reviews
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-29 19:33:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for SPT!!
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-08-29 19:29:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I LIKE DRUMMERS!
My man is a drummer!
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-08-26 10:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1 for the post.
-1 for SPT.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-08-26 06:03:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Drummers rock
Submitted by PWNstar (user info) at 2004-08-26 05:04:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"I don't want to work, I just want to bang on my drum all day"
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-08-26 04:05:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
God bless you fellow nightcrawlers. Who else would keep me company while I wait for my pills to knock me out?
Silly orangatang. It's a kick in a glass.
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-08-26 03:55:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is one badass monkey/ape/chimpanzee looking thing.