No sleep and no Uber makes Phinch a dull boy (861 hits)
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Submitted by Phinch ‹^› ‹(•¿•)› ‹^› (View user info) at 2004-08-26 04:05:53 EDT
Insomnia. Help me out Rizzo.
I've started a new position at work which has caused me to cut back seriously on my ubering time. Instead of having a day of surfing the web for 7 hours, they are now paying me to do work I have been trying to get into for a long time. I've been traveling on the company dime as well, I went to las vegas two different weeks to go play in the desert setting up equipment. I was working 13 hour days and loving every minute of it. Now, I feel like a short order cook that will cook up any electronic device of a set menu. Not the most challenging position, but it pays the bills I'd like to cook up my own recipies for a living.
I wish I could sleep right now. I tried a relaxation technique known to every 13 year old teenage boy with internet access, but it just woke me up more.
My friend and I are starting up a videographing company. so if you need someone to film your wedding, bar/bat mitzvah, gymnastics meet, ritual sacrifice, whatever, we'll do it and we'll do it cheap. Plus we'll edit it and throw it on a chaptered dvd if you want.
I wonder if I am physically addicted to uber. I wonder if I cant sleep because I haven't gotten a good uber fix in over two weeks.
I wonder if I'm just blaming my insomnia on my lack of ubering, or if its because of the big ol cup of coffee i had this morning. seriously, I drank it at 9:30 am. its 1:00am now, and I'm still speed talking. Dubbya Tee Eff mate.
Well, I told you it was gonna be dull.
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2004-08-26 13:02:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
feel better.
a shot or two of rum ususally helps my insomnia
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-08-26 11:28:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Try eating a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat. Works every time.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-08-26 11:19:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd wondered what happened to you.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-08-26 10:48:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
look at the phinch thong, right in the eyes.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-08-26 10:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You and Burns are in the same boat.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-08-26 10:22:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're probably just too wound up to sleep at night. Try marathon sex, that should put you out.
Submitted by vodka7tall (user info) at 2004-08-26 09:43:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think your chakra's are out of balance. Try some yoga.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-08-26 08:20:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I tried a relaxation technique known to every 13 year old teenage boy with internet access, but it just woke me up more.
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So you drank malt liquor AND smoked a blunt and still cannot sleep? OK, maybe at 13 I was trying different things than the rest of my peers.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-08-26 06:46:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for
"I tried a relaxation technique known to every 13 year old teenage boy with internet access, but it just woke me up more."
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2004-08-26 05:02:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha phinch can't sleep.
-Black Ninja
Submitted by Jigga_poo (user info) at 2004-08-26 04:52:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
UR SO GAYYYYYY
Submitted by PWNstar (user info) at 2004-08-26 04:41:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Phinch...you need to do a photoshop. Do it and you'll sleep better. Well, I'll sleep better.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-08-26 04:37:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You gave that damn Lochness monster three fity? God damnit woman.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-08-26 04:36:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
phinch is the motherfuckin bomb diggity.
i tell you what, drink a few beers and that should put you out for a while. it works for me.
and yes, you are addicted to uber. we all are. right now i think you are in phase 3. i dont know exactly what phase 3 is. i'd put three fity on it but i gave it to that damn lochness monster.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-08-26 04:32:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OMG !11!!!1!!onehundred and eleven!!!11!!!1 Maddox is leike soooo funay!
some one hit me with a tranquilizer.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-08-26 04:23:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
phinch rules
Submitted by Jigga_poo (user info) at 2004-08-26 04:20:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
so retardde
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2004-08-26 04:16:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love that flash cartoon...
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-08-26 04:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I met a guy recently that did that work for funerals.
You know Italialns or whatever who want a record of Bepino's offing to send home to The Family.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-26 04:08:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PHINCHY!!!!