So, Sometimes I Like to Feel Naked SPT (708 hits)
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Submitted by Naery (View user info) at 2004-08-26 05:36:54 EDT
I have these pants, they're what I call my "Naked Pants." I don't know if anyone else has something like this, but these pants are great. When I stand with my legs making a 90 degree (like so: ^)angle, I can't feel the fact that I have pants on. It's really fun to stand next to someone and have that feeling, cuz then it's like I'm talking to them and I'm naked and they aren't complaining about the fact that I have these two huge balls hangin out for all the world to see and be envious of. I wish that having huge balls really did translate to being really brave and daring. Cause if it did, oh man I would totally walk around with no pants on all the time. Chicks would totally dig it, even though wangs are really ugly.
What I think is even more fun than standing "naked" next to someone is peeing on their legs. It's a great party trick. Before you go up to someone, unzip your pants so they aren't alerted by the loud **ZZZZIIPP** sound that pants sometimes make. Then as you're talking to them, maintain eye contact and slowly and unobtrusively whip out the wang and start pissing on their pant leg. Most of the time, they just shake their leg like it's got a bug on it or something, and you can be totally done before they realize that it's wetness they're feeling and not something else. Normally, they don't even look until you're almost done. That's a lot of fun, too. Have you ever done anything similar? If you have, I bet it was tons of fun.
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Submitted by Naery (user info) at 2004-08-27 00:30:57 EDT (#)
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wow, i would have thought something with the word "naked" in the title would have gotten more hits.
avals, just remember that "a hamster in the cabbage is worth two in the hand."
I think G.W. Bush said that.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-08-26 10:25:19 EDT (#)
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-1 for the post.
-1 for SPT.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-08-26 08:39:29 EDT (#)
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I have a hamster sleeping in my hand. Sorry, can't type. +2
Submitted by Spookster (user info) at 2004-08-26 07:32:01 EDT (#)
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Incoherent.
But good.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-26 05:37:19 EDT (#)
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VIVA LA SPT