Crazy Bitch - Part 1 (1406 hits)
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Submitted by Zandy1123 (View user info) at 2004-08-26 10:16:34 EDT
Preface:
I'm a very trusting person...I was born and raised as such. I grew up in a small town in upstate New York - the kind of place where it's safe to leave your keys in the car with the doors unlocked...seriously, my dad used to leave his keys in the ignition all the time!
My trusting, friendly nature sometimes borders on naivety, which usually isn't a problem...until the wrong person comes along, sees that trait as a weakness and tries to exploit the shit out of it and use it to their gain. And that's how it all began....
Psycho - Part 1
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Six months ago, I was at a bar with a couple friends, enjoying a few cold ones (mmm...Sierra Nevada Pale Ale). The conversation was nothing short of genius - debating the musical legitimacy of bands like Dokken and Husker Du.
I was just about to suck down Sierra #6, when I spotted a figure approaching on my left flank. My drunken ninja-like reflexes took over and I spun around so quickly that I nearly fell off my bar stool. I caught myself, regained composure and took my first glimpse of her - late 20s, reasonably attractive, somewhat resembling a gradeschool art teacher who had all but lost her college hippie persona.
"Hello," she said, "I couldn't help but hear that you're a musician...I'm Sarah." She extended her hand, I shook it.
I proceeded to introduce myself and my friends to Sarah. She told me that she had just moved back to the area after being away at college for seven years and she was looking for musicians with whom she could "jam" - apparently, Sarah was a singer.
I totally sympathized with her situation - I had found myself in a similar predicament when I first moved here three years ago, so I didn't think twice about giving her my phone number and the number of my friend Ryan, a guitarist. I wrote the numbers on a napkin, exchanged a few more pleasantries with Sarah and then she melted back into the crowd as quickly as she had appeared.
A little voice inside my head told me that this would not be the last I heard from Sarah. The little voice was right.
--to be continued--
User Reviews
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-28 09:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
AUTO Zandy -2.
See? It's easy!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2004-10-22 16:32:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good but i too thought it could have gone a little further. on to the rest.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-27 10:28:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay, but this was cut way short.
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-08-26 13:00:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks ess....glad you liked that one :)
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-08-26 12:55:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
for Space Ho's Blue dolphin
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-08-26 12:40:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Maybe it was the napkin with your phone number on it that told you rather than the voice ?
Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2004-08-26 11:14:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-08-26 10:27:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
you'll pay for the whole seat, but you'll only need the edge!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. ha.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-08-26 10:43:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Continuing...
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-08-26 10:27:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you'll pay for the whole seat, but you'll only need the edge!
Submitted by Midnight_Laydee (user info) at 2004-08-26 10:26:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Nooo! Damn you! Continue now! (said in an annoying whiney-ass voice rather than a shouty one!)
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-08-26 10:20:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The name Sarah=Psycho.
Looking forward to hearing more.