what? who says care bears, midgets, smurfs and extensive overcapitalization dont go together?? ohh you say so...i'll -2 myself...honky (570 hits)
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Submitted by ebby (View user info) at 2004-08-26 13:23:24 EDT
ANYWAYS CARE BEARS WAS ON LAST NIGHT AND I ALMOST CRIED WHEN BIG BEAR SAT ON LITTLE BEAR BECAUSE BIG BEAR WAS LIKE SO BIG HE COULDN'T HEAR LITTLE BEAR STRUGGLE TO BREATHE AND HE DIED!!!
BUT THEN AFTER THAT EPISODE ENDED ANOTHER FOLLOWED AND GUESS WHAT?
WHAT?
AHAHAHAHA LOL LOL!!!! I REALLY LIKE TO LAUGH!!!
IT TURNED OUT THAT LITTLE BEAR MUST BE LIKE RELATED TO JESUS BECAUSE HE ROSE FROM THE DEAD!!! THERE HE WAS TAGGING ALONG BEHIND BIG BEAR COMPLETELY UNHARMED AND BREATHING LIKE A LITTLE BEAR SHOULD...YA KNOW IN AND OUT, EXCHANGING HIS CARBON DIOXIDE WASTE WITH LUNG
REPLENISHING, RED BLOOD CELL SUSTAINING OXYGEN, LIKE A BEARMANIAC IN CONTROL...OF HIS RESPIRATION!!!
LOL!!! FUNNY MADE I!!! GRAMMAR IS COOL!!!
IN FACT, HE MIGHT EVEN BE BETTER AT THE WHOLE RESURRECTION THING BECAUSE WHILE JESUS TOOK A COUPLE OF DAYS UNTIL EASTER TO RISE LIKE THE BAD ASS ZOMBIE HE REALLY IS, THAT LITTLE BEAR RESURRECTED HIMSELF IN ONLY ONE COMMERCIAL BREAK!!! WOW NOW THATS WHAT I CALL A MIRACLE!! IM SAYING BRO!!
WOW!!! I TYPED ALOT!!! HOPE YOUR EYES ARE OK!!!
ANYWAYS, THE SMURFS JUST CAME ON AND I GOTTA RUN BEFORE I MISS IT!!!
J/K!! LOL!!!
YOU CAN NEVER MISS THE SMURFS. THEY RESIDE IN YOUR HEART LIKE GOD!!! THEY'RE ALWAYS WATCHING YOU LIKE SANTA CLAUS AND THEY MAKE ME LAUGH LIKE MIDGETS!!!!
AHAHAHAH LOL LOL ROFL !!!!!!
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS TRUE!!! THEY ARE MIDGETS
LOL!!! ROFL!!!
LATER!!
User Reviews
Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2004-08-26 15:14:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
pygmies you fool! pygmies!
Submitted by Dr. Stevenson <dr.stevenson.at.your.mom's.house> at 2004-08-26 14:49:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
jew
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-08-26 14:08:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This was a real shitty attempt at being shitty. Just be yourself, I think that will work out for yourself a WHOLE lot better. Then I can mock you for being shitty because that's just what you are.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-26 14:06:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/42463
Here you go, my hat is in the Care Bear - proponent ring.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-08-26 14:05:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't read stories that start out with "Anyways..."
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-08-26 13:55:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Midgets are very funny.....I must admit
Submitted by JonnyBoy (user info) at 2004-08-26 13:51:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You would have gotten a -2, but it is SPT, FINALLY...
-2 for crappy post
+2 because it is SPT
total is 0
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-08-26 13:45:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for the post.
-2 for SPT.
Luckily, you only get one.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-08-26 13:43:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This post was worse than the time my penis got caught in the dictionary when I had to slam it closed because my parents came home and I didn't want them to catch me masturbating to the definitions of naughty words.
ahhhh... vagina, n)
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-08-26 13:42:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus two because it's spt
Submitted by syztem (user info) at 2004-08-26 13:34:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shift
Submitted by iamhewhoisnot (user info) at 2004-08-26 13:33:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
spt...
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2004-08-26 13:30:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
...?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-26 13:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What happened here? It looks like the insides of 14 year old girl exploded all over this post. Please clean up after yourself.
Submitted by iamhewhoisnot (user info) at 2004-08-26 13:23:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
im not a liar