Possibly my most embarassing moment (645 hits)
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Submitted by <Hummina2004.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-08-26 14:11:40 EDT
The apartment complex I live in has a two acre pond in the middle. The main entrance to the complex leads to a road that goes around the pond. This pond is infested with slime shitting geese. The geese would not bother me except for the way they like to hang out in the road, blocking traffic. One day I was heading home, in a manic rush like usual, when WHAM another goose induced traffic jam. About 20 cars were lined-up in each direction while a gaggle milled about in the street. Crazy to get where I was going because it involved either sex or drugs or both, I decided to drive into the left lane, past all the stuck traffic, on a head on collision course with the oncoming traffic. I knew from experience that the geese would scramble out of the way if I didn't stop. At the precise moment I got to the front, the last goose trotted off the road, leaving me blocking the traffic as the other lane started moving. I shrunk in my seat as each car slowly passed by, every driver and passenger craning to see the goose hating asshole. When I was finally able to get back in the proper lane, I had to suffer through another session of staredowns as I passed the oncoming cars. Mercifully, no one flipped me off or honked their horns. But, I'll never forget the looks I got.
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Submitted by bubba69 (user info) at 2004-08-26 16:19:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you suck! i ran over a goose one time...it was awesome. left him in the middle of the street with a broken back and local kids freaking out and crying.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-08-26 15:21:41 EDT (#)
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It's too bad that none of the other drivers suffered from incredible road rage, and pulled out a gun and shot you because of your retardedness and impatience.
Submitted by capnjacko (user info) at 2004-08-26 14:35:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Awww...shucks
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-08-26 14:32:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
boring
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-08-26 14:22:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dear author,
Thank you for sharing this wonderful nugget of your life with us.
Love,
Q
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-08-26 14:21:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
After this, that will be your second-most embarrassing moment.
And I want my 30 seconds back.