A bad habit doing good (Or how to make a bum happy) (690 hits)
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Submitted by Jon <jont2005.at.comcast.net> (View user info) at 2004-08-26 16:36:46 EDT
Me, being the stereotypical, fat lazy American that I am. I always order a combo meal at fast food places. That may not seem odd to you at first, but the thing is I don't eat fries. Fries are nothing more to me than potatoes soaked in grease and then handed to you. They are utterly disgusting, and horrible for you.
So today, I went to Jack in the Box for lunch, I wanted some of those delicious chicken nugget things. I walk in, order a number 8, knowing that I don't eat fries. Usually I don't mind, because I will give them to Tori because she eats fries like there is no tomorrow. But I haven't even seen her in a couple days...
I finally get my food and walk out the door, I wonder why I got fries again, when no one will eat them. I just pass it off as me being an American, wasting money.
I get in my car, I start it up and I am about to leave the parking lot, when I notice this homeless guy, I stop my car and ask if him if he wanted my fries.
I swear to God, I haven't seen anyone smile like that in ages.
The moral of the story being sometimes wasteful, fat, lazy Americans aren't so wasteful. But we are still fat and lazy...
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Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-08-26 19:26:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-08-26 18:16:55 EDT (#)
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Good for you.
You feeding bums sort of evens out the Uber Karma, what with me hunting them for sport and all.
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2004-08-26 17:20:22 EDT (#)
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How kind.
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-08-26 17:08:12 EDT (#)
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