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A good deed never goes unpunished. (497 hits)

Category: General

Rating: -1 on 4 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <Dutch Bastard> (View user info) at 2004-08-26 17:44:56 EDT


Ok, on this monumentous day I declare I will never do a good deed again, even if it would get me laid as a reward.

So I find this wallet lying in the streets, curious as I am I pick it up and open it. I find some drivers license and a few library cards. Ok, so I decide to phone the owner once I get back home so she can pick it up.

On my way home I decide to stop at the local ATM to get me some money. I owe my mom some 200 euros and I just received some cash so why not be the good boy and grab the cash?
I check my saldo, some 221 euros are waiting on me to spend them. I punch in the requested sum of money, grap my card back and wait for the money. WTF, where's my money?

Where the fuck is my money?

So I put my card back in the machine and check my saldo.

21 Euros left.

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY?

I check the found wallet for any spare cash, but nothing.

It's not often I do something out of the kindness of my heart, but if this is how fate rewards me, then fuck it.

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Submitted by abefroman42 (user info) at 2004-11-09 17:52:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

derka derka derka. muhammad (-2) jihad.

Submitted by X-File (user info) at 2004-08-26 18:19:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's not often I do something kind for strangers. Personally I don't do nice. I don't know why I picked up the wallet, it looked rather scruffy, but I just did. Hey, was going to help someone I don't know.

Yet, just 5 minutes later the local ATM machine screws up and I'm down the European equivalent of around $230 because of a random glitch in the system, which the bank lady confirmed.

Hey, I don't know about you but if there is a God, he is playing cruel tricks on me.

Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-08-26 18:06:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I dont get it.

Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-08-26 17:49:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

*looks confused*




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